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@settlerking.bsky.social
"Proudly posting legally actionable threats since since the dawn of the millennium"
Definitely not a fed so please clue me in on all your potentially criminal activities.
Definitely not a fed so please clue me in on all your potentially criminal activities.
I achieved self worth. Grovel before your god.
February 5, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I achieved self worth. Grovel before your god.
Can you imagine a world without people?
December 17, 2024 at 12:19 PM
Can you imagine a world without people?
Get mogged idiot
December 12, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Get mogged idiot
If you can see what im holding it means you're not French.
December 11, 2024 at 5:23 PM
If you can see what im holding it means you're not French.
The american mind cannot comprehend 'Julmust'. Nay, not even the French could even *percieve* the venerable Julmust.
It is a mark of my superior culture. Weep you foolish, groveling ants at this ambrosia, this hallowed drink of the gods of yore.
It's brewed from gnome blood actually.
It is a mark of my superior culture. Weep you foolish, groveling ants at this ambrosia, this hallowed drink of the gods of yore.
It's brewed from gnome blood actually.
December 11, 2024 at 5:18 PM
The american mind cannot comprehend 'Julmust'. Nay, not even the French could even *percieve* the venerable Julmust.
It is a mark of my superior culture. Weep you foolish, groveling ants at this ambrosia, this hallowed drink of the gods of yore.
It's brewed from gnome blood actually.
It is a mark of my superior culture. Weep you foolish, groveling ants at this ambrosia, this hallowed drink of the gods of yore.
It's brewed from gnome blood actually.
Looks like my baby!
December 8, 2024 at 11:53 AM
Looks like my baby!
Found this nugget in an article about people feeling catharsis that Mr. Greed ate it.
It is truly despicable how some people hide behind their keyboards and lose their humanity. Its almost like one of those people just got gunned down in manhattan.
It is truly despicable how some people hide behind their keyboards and lose their humanity. Its almost like one of those people just got gunned down in manhattan.
December 6, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Found this nugget in an article about people feeling catharsis that Mr. Greed ate it.
It is truly despicable how some people hide behind their keyboards and lose their humanity. Its almost like one of those people just got gunned down in manhattan.
It is truly despicable how some people hide behind their keyboards and lose their humanity. Its almost like one of those people just got gunned down in manhattan.
Okay, hear me out. I have a theory about the shooter
December 5, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Okay, hear me out. I have a theory about the shooter
Im so happy i have 40 totally real human beings following me. This proves i have worth as a human being. If say, 36 or so of these were bots i would have no choice but to commit seppuku to regain my posting honor.
Good thing they're all real people though :))
Good thing they're all real people though :))
December 5, 2024 at 10:02 AM
Im so happy i have 40 totally real human beings following me. This proves i have worth as a human being. If say, 36 or so of these were bots i would have no choice but to commit seppuku to regain my posting honor.
Good thing they're all real people though :))
Good thing they're all real people though :))
Enjoying my 15 minutes in the snow
December 3, 2024 at 8:51 AM
Enjoying my 15 minutes in the snow
Bro: "Dude stop saying I'm short"
Literally bro:
Literally bro:
December 2, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Bro: "Dude stop saying I'm short"
Literally bro:
Literally bro:
Congratulations, you've won a paid vacation to Daddy's Shed!
December 2, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Congratulations, you've won a paid vacation to Daddy's Shed!
In swedish a sandwich is called a 'butter goose'
Visual aid to show why this is delightful:
Visual aid to show why this is delightful:
December 2, 2024 at 11:51 AM
In swedish a sandwich is called a 'butter goose'
Visual aid to show why this is delightful:
Visual aid to show why this is delightful:
Grimace is my favourite corporate mascot. A relic of an era when lead paint, coke and reagan got people thinking that scaring children with horrific mascots would sell more burgers and toys.
Oh also because of that time grimace endorsed the IRA
Oh also because of that time grimace endorsed the IRA
December 2, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Grimace is my favourite corporate mascot. A relic of an era when lead paint, coke and reagan got people thinking that scaring children with horrific mascots would sell more burgers and toys.
Oh also because of that time grimace endorsed the IRA
Oh also because of that time grimace endorsed the IRA
Thank you bot account, very cool
December 1, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Thank you bot account, very cool
Me when I have to do anything
December 1, 2024 at 12:22 PM
Me when I have to do anything
He heard me say ham and woke up
November 30, 2024 at 11:03 AM
He heard me say ham and woke up
What lingers in the secluded corners of his mind? What secrets inhabit the winding corridors of his thoughts? Does secrets from ancient kings whisper among the libraries of his memories?
Actually, I think he just wants a piece of ham
Actually, I think he just wants a piece of ham
November 30, 2024 at 11:01 AM
What lingers in the secluded corners of his mind? What secrets inhabit the winding corridors of his thoughts? Does secrets from ancient kings whisper among the libraries of his memories?
Actually, I think he just wants a piece of ham
Actually, I think he just wants a piece of ham
He looks like a mutated rodent somehow. He is my little blorbo and I love him :))
November 30, 2024 at 10:55 AM
He looks like a mutated rodent somehow. He is my little blorbo and I love him :))
He snores in his sleep
November 30, 2024 at 10:47 AM
He snores in his sleep