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sethklowery.bsky.social
Cotton-Candy Bitchfuck
@sethklowery.bsky.social
An ambitious young woman ready to girlboss her way to the top!

All opinions are mine and completely correct!

They/Them
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My campaign office unfortunately has to hire security as an individual is regularly vandalizing it.

This is in addition to a Republican calling our office the “Home of Hezbollah”.

Security is an unplanned expense but we want this to be a safe place. If you’re able, help us offset the costs below ⬇️
May 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Trump & Musk are:

-Lying about Social Security fraud

-Making destructive cuts to SSA staffing and phone-based services 

-Threatening the security of people's personal information by giving DOGE access to sensitive SSA data

Social Security is in crisis entirely due to them.
March 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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March 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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The FTC has pending lawsuits against Amazon, Meta, & Google.

Trump is trying to gut the FTC by firing two Democratic commissioners.

The NLRB is fighting against Amazon & SpaceX in court for violating workers' rights.

Trump tried to gut the NLRB.

See the problem here?
March 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Over 100,000 seats are up for grabs in 2025 — governors, mayors, city councils, state representatives, judges, school boards, and more.

Taking back our power starts now.
March 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
MAGA people are literally less American than the people who hate America. People who hate America realize it's not living up to its values. These alt-right shits don't even know what the values are.
February 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Okay, Parks & Rec is one of my favorite shows, but when Ben asks where the Italian fast food option is, I get so angry. It's Fazoli's erasure and the show literally happens in Indiana, the Fazoli's heartland. They clearly had no Hoosiers in the writer's room.
February 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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January 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I want to be crystal fucking clear. Donald Trump isn't the thing making me depressed. It's living in a country that elected him. It's also the tepid Democratic charlatans who pretend to be allies and then don't do shit for us. There is no hope under our government
January 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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@sethklowery.bsky.social and I are making our way through @dimension20.bsky.social’s fantasy high and we both have added “Hey Girlie!!” to our everyday vernacular. It’s bad lol and the dog always thinks it’s about him and gets excited
January 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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January 17, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I was living for Nicki's chaos, but this track is giving GarageBand.
January 29, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Do not enter my zoom room 10 min before our meeting time 🥰
January 15, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Every day we stray further from god
January 15, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Can someone who worked at their university's diversity center tell me what ancient people used as lube?
January 8, 2024 at 4:52 PM
I am so sorry, but unless I meet you as a realtor, the odds of me following your real estate professional page are between 0% and 1%
December 2, 2023 at 4:50 PM
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this is so funny
December 1, 2023 at 12:31 AM
Wait. I thought bottom surgery was skin tag removal and ass implants.
November 7, 2023 at 5:44 PM
I look exactly like my icon
if you dont look like your icon please never post a selfie dont ruin the romanticized version of you ive created in my head
November 6, 2023 at 5:18 PM
Some people will say "I'm a recovering people-pleaser" and what they mean is "I'm tired of having to think about other people's feelings."
November 5, 2023 at 5:39 PM
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November 4, 2023 at 11:43 PM
Evangelical closet cases will go out of their way to seem only mildly interested in thirst traps. If I see one more Jesus-bottom comment "goals" or "💪" on a picture of a man's naked torso, I stg...
November 4, 2023 at 2:38 PM
I love when every gay gets off the train at Belmont.
November 2, 2023 at 3:37 PM
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October 20, 2023 at 12:20 AM