Setacean
setacean.bsky.social
Setacean
@setacean.bsky.social
Proof That I am Deeply Disturbed | Critically Acclaimed Hypocrite
it wasn't that bad getting used to single-use light switches you just gotta keep a screwdriver with you and then you can pop them open and reset the mechanism. most of them can get two or even three uses if you're lucky
July 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
we've simply got to add more letters to the acronym
July 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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WATCH: “Holy f*ck — They literally just shot her point blank… I live here…”

@lapdhq shoot a woman trying to get to her apartment at point blank range with a rubber bullet.

Alexandria’s page (the woman who helps her): www.tiktok.com/@labyrinthlo...
June 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
humanism kinda overrated tbh I bet we could do something better
May 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
still can't believe gormless is a real word
May 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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May 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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the guy in the snapdragon commercial who uses ai to generate a bedtime story to tell his kids demonstrates that ai is really useful for inventing new and astonishing ways to be a loser
April 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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chroma keying out my blue screen to make it look like i'm standing in front of a green screen instead, for the better conveyance of the concept to the viewer
April 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
The real reason Socrates chose to accept his death instead of escaping in Crito is because hemlock tea is super yummy
April 14, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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when it comes to golf, golf is the name of the game
April 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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its kind of a weird fucking coincidence that achille's weak spot was achilles tendon. thats almost the exact same name. what are the odds.
April 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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what if scurvy makes me kinder
April 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
kid "napping"? yeah they tend to do that
April 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I'm just saying, if someone sent me the gps coordinates of where I live I wouldn't even notice, I would be like "I wonder where that is" and then move on
March 3, 2025 at 11:37 PM
A banana peel is honestly the most classic thing to slip on
December 8, 2024 at 9:45 PM
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"You may shoot me dead in the street, but in the Arena of Principled Debate I'll remain undefeated. Ha. Enjoy your delusion."—His Last Words
December 4, 2024 at 5:49 PM
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introducing myself to a new discord
December 3, 2024 at 3:21 AM
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every friend group has that one guy who is bewitched by the thorned chain
December 3, 2024 at 9:06 AM
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My new years resolution will be unachievable and impossible so i dont have to worry about it
December 3, 2024 at 9:52 PM
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my tragic backstory is that I was introduced to Undertale at a young age
December 3, 2024 at 3:36 AM
do NOT zone out while eating pez, I just absentmindedly ate a third of my novelty miniature mahjong set
December 4, 2024 at 12:20 AM
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someone just stole my humongous grinch
December 2, 2024 at 4:01 PM
it's not that I'm intolerant of lactose, I just don't agree with their lifestyle
December 2, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Actually I am lactose intolerant but true to form you'd never be able to tell by my diet
I may be fucked up in many indescribable ways but at least I don't have any allergies, so I can always enjoy amazing dishes and snacks
December 2, 2024 at 4:00 AM
I may be fucked up in many indescribable ways but at least I don't have any allergies, so I can always enjoy amazing dishes and snacks
December 2, 2024 at 3:59 AM