my engagement pictures look like something out of a movie and I couldn’t be happier

i have got to become hotter and more evil this year

Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.

Here’s another hot take for you.
Now that a felon is president, other than for the sensitive public jobs, a background check should never be required. Felonies don’t matter anymore, right?

A lot of people are explaining what Trump can and cannot do, based on the law and Constitution. The reality of the situation is that we're about to find out what legal walls and safeguards will hold and which will crumble. Right now, we don't fucking know.

The richest men in the world are on stage with Trump.

The real dividing line in this country is not between right and left, it’s between oligarchs and the people.

The rest is a distraction — And it’s how they keep power.

This feels like that episode of Squid Game where everybody votes to keep getting murdered playing hop-scotch or whatever.

House Resolution 7, let’s talk about it. All women should feel empowered. Healthcare for women should emphasize the whole woman.
Oh, but not without addressing the needs of men.

I can scream these things into the void, but as long as my little sister knows she has a voice, that’s all that matters.

I saw a TikTok this morning that said, “Respectfully, you will never hear me whining about illegal immigration on land that was stolen.”

Mic drop. But ask me, and I’ll tell you disrespectfully.

“bUT hE BRouGHt TikTok bACk”
He’s still a 34 time convicted felon.

In honor of carrie underwood performing at that man's inauguration I am going to continue my tradition of never listening to carrie underwood's music.