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Cook, slay, have a good day
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hahaha fuck yes
March 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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This is Pippa. She’s been on many scenic hikes and has seen many beautiful views. But she has also napped through her fair share of those views, and we don’t blame her one bit. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday
March 29, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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this week in biscuits
March 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Visiting friends in New York
March 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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This is Valentino. He is a senior pup who was spotted by a photographer while on a walk in the streets of Italy, and we can see exactly why a photoshoot was necessary. 12/10 #SeniorPupSaturday
March 1, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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My VPN works
February 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
It's an on ramp, not a slow down and look at your phone ramp, fucking piss or get off the pot i need that entire ramp to get up to speed
February 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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The most surreal and maddening feature of the campaign was that everyone agreed that high prices were the main issue but the guy explicitly, consistently running on a platform of raising everyone’s prices won voters most concerned about high prices.

We hammered this time and time again and yet.
February 2, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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If you don't want to be accused of racism, don't vote for a fucking racist, this isn't exactly rocket science my dudes

thehill.com/homenews/cam...
GOP pollster says Trump voters ‘tired’ of being accused of racism
Republican pollster Frank Luntz said on Friday that President Trump’s voters are “tired” of being accused of being sexist and racist. In a discussion about Trump’s remarks linking diversity, equity…
thehill.com
February 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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It's surreal doing all the "normal" things--watching my kid's soccer game, folding laundry, grocery shopping--in the middle of a kleptocratic coup.
February 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Update: Greg was happy to get the big storage tubs and some gaming controllers, shot glasses, and coffee table i dropped off today
The guy at my goodwill donation center asked me if I was doing alright cause of the amount of times he's seen me donate stuff, was worried about my mental health, just moving but it was nice that you asked Greg!🥰
January 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Honestly I think giving a 2 weeks notice is more detrimental to the productivity of my coworkers then me straight up quitting. Like I'm adding a negative amount of productivity these last days with all the chit chat and non work i'm doing at the office lol
a man in a purple suit is sitting at a desk with a man in a white coat
ALT: a man in a purple suit is sitting at a desk with a man in a white coat
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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90's grunge gods reincarnated as mushrooms!? We are in the right area...so I'm going with that.

Meet Scott, Chris, Layne and Kurt!

#nature #fungifriends
#fungi #macro
January 28, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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World hard and cold, bed warm and soft
January 27, 2025 at 8:52 AM
The guy at my goodwill donation center asked me if I was doing alright cause of the amount of times he's seen me donate stuff, was worried about my mental health, just moving but it was nice that you asked Greg!🥰
January 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Lil baby mushrooms
January 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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my ultimate fantasy is having a brain that lets me enjoy being alive
January 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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January 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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My burnout has burnout. hyd? 😘✌️
January 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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it's like AOC is the only person who is expressing an actual emotion here
Four examples of Democratic messaging since yesterday. I know which one I'm supporting. And voting for.
January 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM