Sepp
@sepp-gw.bsky.social
Someone write this bio for me cause I am a walking ✨existential nightmare✨
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Sepp
@sepp-gw.bsky.social
· Dec 13
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so many of the small indignities of daily life come from us being denied the ability to tell a rich man in a tech company to fuck off. minesweeper has microtransactions. paid services have ads. the opt out says maybe later. the drive thru is a broken chatbot. your car is an ipad. fuck off! fuck off!
August 31, 2025 at 7:01 AM
so many of the small indignities of daily life come from us being denied the ability to tell a rich man in a tech company to fuck off. minesweeper has microtransactions. paid services have ads. the opt out says maybe later. the drive thru is a broken chatbot. your car is an ipad. fuck off! fuck off!
Hey Young People! I have a question.
Is Yeerk/Yerk/Yurk some slang that my old ass is unaware of? I've been seeing it a lot in Call of Duty names and I don't think Applegate has anything to do with this.
Is Yeerk/Yerk/Yurk some slang that my old ass is unaware of? I've been seeing it a lot in Call of Duty names and I don't think Applegate has anything to do with this.
December 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Hey Young People! I have a question.
Is Yeerk/Yerk/Yurk some slang that my old ass is unaware of? I've been seeing it a lot in Call of Duty names and I don't think Applegate has anything to do with this.
Is Yeerk/Yerk/Yurk some slang that my old ass is unaware of? I've been seeing it a lot in Call of Duty names and I don't think Applegate has anything to do with this.
Thanks for the help, everyone 🖤🙏🏼 Y’all are the best!
December 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Thanks for the help, everyone 🖤🙏🏼 Y’all are the best!
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It's that time of year! @neverpo.st is having a MEMBERSHIP SALE. That's right! You can get our top two tiers for the price of our lowest, this month.
"But Mike," you're asking, "don't the higher tiers get me ... exactly the same thing as the lower one?" YES! "This ... makes no sense." CORRECT!
"But Mike," you're asking, "don't the higher tiers get me ... exactly the same thing as the lower one?" YES! "This ... makes no sense." CORRECT!
December 2, 2025 at 1:36 PM
It's that time of year! @neverpo.st is having a MEMBERSHIP SALE. That's right! You can get our top two tiers for the price of our lowest, this month.
"But Mike," you're asking, "don't the higher tiers get me ... exactly the same thing as the lower one?" YES! "This ... makes no sense." CORRECT!
"But Mike," you're asking, "don't the higher tiers get me ... exactly the same thing as the lower one?" YES! "This ... makes no sense." CORRECT!
Well, time to go grocery shopping. Might as well live-skeet my trip.
December 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Well, time to go grocery shopping. Might as well live-skeet my trip.
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Did You Know: the keypads in Half-Life 1 don't have speakers? Barney just makes that boop noise with his mouth.
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Did You Know: the keypads in Half-Life 1 don't have speakers? Barney just makes that boop noise with his mouth.
November went by way too fast. I didn’t get like half the shit done that I was supposed to.
December 1, 2025 at 5:52 AM
November went by way too fast. I didn’t get like half the shit done that I was supposed to.
If anyone needs me I’ll be here
November 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
If anyone needs me I’ll be here
Found a cd last night that my ex(but more importantly still dear friend) made for my mum almost 20 years ago(!?)
Turns out neither she, nor my mum remember this cd, yet I do and here it is lmao I've never been on this side of a Mandela effect before XD
Turns out neither she, nor my mum remember this cd, yet I do and here it is lmao I've never been on this side of a Mandela effect before XD
November 28, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Found a cd last night that my ex(but more importantly still dear friend) made for my mum almost 20 years ago(!?)
Turns out neither she, nor my mum remember this cd, yet I do and here it is lmao I've never been on this side of a Mandela effect before XD
Turns out neither she, nor my mum remember this cd, yet I do and here it is lmao I've never been on this side of a Mandela effect before XD
I just deleted all the photos off my phone this morning and my storage is trolling me
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I just deleted all the photos off my phone this morning and my storage is trolling me
There is very little to recommend about Nextdoor as a platform, but I was able to score some power cables I needed, plus a gaming chair for free off a guy who also let me pet each one of his five Maine Coon cats and if that’s not a win idk what is.
November 27, 2025 at 7:44 AM
There is very little to recommend about Nextdoor as a platform, but I was able to score some power cables I needed, plus a gaming chair for free off a guy who also let me pet each one of his five Maine Coon cats and if that’s not a win idk what is.
My friend once said to me "I never look over at you and feel like I have to stand up straight"
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
My friend once said to me "I never look over at you and feel like I have to stand up straight"
I was lurking Marketplace and Craig's List looking for free C13 to 5-15P cables and instead would up with a free chair. Not what I set out to do, but I'm not complaining.
November 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I was lurking Marketplace and Craig's List looking for free C13 to 5-15P cables and instead would up with a free chair. Not what I set out to do, but I'm not complaining.
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People can absolutely determine the exact location of an image by analyzing lighting, shadows, landmarks, or natural elements in the background. The amount of data needed to identify someone—or even their current location—is shockingly small. Any privacy book worth it's salt explains this.
January 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
People can absolutely determine the exact location of an image by analyzing lighting, shadows, landmarks, or natural elements in the background. The amount of data needed to identify someone—or even their current location—is shockingly small. Any privacy book worth it's salt explains this.
Not including the "secret" one, I'm 2 achievements away from completing everything in Stardew Valley. I need Perfection and I need to beat Prairie King, and I can tell you right now one of these is going to take *way* longer than the other one. #StardewValley
November 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Not including the "secret" one, I'm 2 achievements away from completing everything in Stardew Valley. I need Perfection and I need to beat Prairie King, and I can tell you right now one of these is going to take *way* longer than the other one. #StardewValley
I'm about as asocial and solipsistic as they get and even I am getting tired of the way that AI is trying to make social connections a redundancy.
November 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I'm about as asocial and solipsistic as they get and even I am getting tired of the way that AI is trying to make social connections a redundancy.
Every time I think "They certainly couldn't find a more useless place to put this" they go and do something like shove and AI chat bot in the app I use to manage my Xbox games/send in game messages. @xbox.com Who asked for this, really?
November 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Every time I think "They certainly couldn't find a more useless place to put this" they go and do something like shove and AI chat bot in the app I use to manage my Xbox games/send in game messages. @xbox.com Who asked for this, really?
Leek, potato, and chorizo soup. The one recipe I learned from TikTok that hits Every. Single. Time.
November 21, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Leek, potato, and chorizo soup. The one recipe I learned from TikTok that hits Every. Single. Time.
I don't think I've ever actually posted a photo of myself here before, so here, have this very tired bathroom mirror pic I just took.
It's a pleasure to meet you 🙇🏻♀️
It's a pleasure to meet you 🙇🏻♀️
November 18, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I don't think I've ever actually posted a photo of myself here before, so here, have this very tired bathroom mirror pic I just took.
It's a pleasure to meet you 🙇🏻♀️
It's a pleasure to meet you 🙇🏻♀️
The coffee is quite lovely this morning
November 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The coffee is quite lovely this morning
All I'm sayin' is, Fish Fear Me.
#StardewValley
#StardewValley
November 13, 2025 at 5:39 AM
All I'm sayin' is, Fish Fear Me.
#StardewValley
#StardewValley
2 in the afternoon and my melatonin still has not fully gone away. Oof.
October 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
2 in the afternoon and my melatonin still has not fully gone away. Oof.
Woke up with this stuck in my head this morning
Grover Washington Jr. feat. Bill Withers - Just The Two of Us [HQ]
YouTube video by Claudinho Viana II
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October 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Woke up with this stuck in my head this morning
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you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
August 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
The worst part about grocery shopping is sometimes I fall in love with people I’ll never see again in my life
October 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The worst part about grocery shopping is sometimes I fall in love with people I’ll never see again in my life