Señor Rayas
Señor Rayas
@senorrayas.bsky.social
@mikeyrukus.bsky.social yoooo that Bandido theme 😮‍💨😮‍💨
July 3, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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👏👏👏

#ProBowlVote  | Jared Goff
December 11, 2024 at 11:39 PM
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wake up caked up 2025????
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December 11, 2024 at 4:28 PM
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Snap: Hogan Hatten
Hold: Jack Fox
Kick: Jake Bates

#ProBowlVote
December 9, 2024 at 8:45 PM
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cool i could use it to get one-and-a-half MRIs
December 7, 2024 at 11:33 PM
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We must make sure that we protect Big E at all costs.
December 2, 2024 at 7:18 PM
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How do you let Matt Eberflus get on the team plane?
November 28, 2024 at 9:00 PM
3 leagues. 3 playoff spots clinched. Top scoring team in all three. What do they have in common? Saquon and Jacobs and a combination of flag players across the board. Thanks Chris, for making me a better player and for the hours of entertainment your stupid show gives us 😆 @harrisfootball.com
November 26, 2024 at 5:17 PM
The discourse and reaction to Kendrick Lamar’s album here will determine whether Bluesky will thrive or fade as an X alternative 🤣
November 22, 2024 at 5:52 PM
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HAPPY MONDAY NIGHT 😘

👉 Let's Live Tweet This Game! 👈

RT to get your pals and faves on the thread...
November 19, 2024 at 1:04 AM
November 17, 2024 at 6:22 PM
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November 16, 2024 at 5:42 AM
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"I did my best." - Jake Paul

Yeah, that's the fucking problem.
November 18, 2024 at 10:24 PM
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“Katie is a beautiful person…but has a huge head” that man would’ve cooked her for another five minutes if they let him
November 16, 2024 at 4:26 AM
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NETFLIX, 2006: I am going to watch this art house movie tonight and then mail it back to get another movie tomorrow
NETFLIX, 2024: it stopped buffering just long enough for me to see Mike Tyson’s ass
November 16, 2024 at 3:52 AM
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Saquon Barkley season stats

Quarters 1&2

399 yards 4.2 ypc -1.28 total EPA
2 explosive rushes

Quarters 3&4

699 yards 6.9 ypc 22.06 total EPA
13 explosive rushes
November 15, 2024 at 4:06 AM
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OK kids...
I'm live-tweeting* Commanders/Eagles!

RT this...

...and let's get a big thread going with all our pals and have some fun!

Keep it here through the game!
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November 15, 2024 at 1:06 AM
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Age-Of-Consent laws rn:
November 13, 2024 at 10:55 PM
@tednguyen.bsky.social will the phantom of the gridiron Raiders Analysis come to the blue skies too? 👀
November 14, 2024 at 2:35 AM
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I think I've gotten like 500 new followers the past couple days...hopefully just the beginning to rebuilding the Twitter audience.

To say thanks, to say hello -- how about another A.M.A.?

Not-football, football, whatever ya got, I'm game. Go!
November 8, 2024 at 9:14 PM