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Seltzer Genius
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humility is a hammer
new nails forever
October 31, 2025 at 1:13 PM
it's pretty clear that there needs to be another option other than Twitter and tiktok if the international dialogue is to continue taking place

I genuinely have an idea of how to build it
October 3, 2025 at 3:57 AM
the nails, they are new
September 30, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I have returned for my monthly new nails update
August 26, 2025 at 12:55 PM
you're not gonna believe this but it's new nails day
August 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I think we spin a personal mythology over time and then fill that invented space, and this story of who we are outlines our available paths. It's painful and difficult to untell it, but the alternative is remaining limited by who you thought you were a long time ago.

Are you still that person?
May 23, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Reposted by Seltzer Genius
People think we live in a democracy and not a dictatorship of capital cause they don’t want to contend with what you have to do to get out of a dictatorship of the ruling class
There is not a single congressional district in the U.S. where more than 15% of voters support cuts to SNAP, the federal program that provides food assistance to millions of low-income Americans.
May 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
nail update
May 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
quarterly nail update as the lack of group chats on bsky continues to keep me on twitter against my will
April 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
if you talk to gpt enough you can make it go insane
April 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
twitter is a fucking cess pit and I'm very behind on nail posting to this website
April 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Was thinking about how people tend to say socializing either "charges their batteries" or "drains their batteries", and it seems likely to me that the people who feel drained are performing when they socialize, and the people who feel charged are existing naturally.
December 27, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Reposted by Seltzer Genius
balatro should’ve won game of the year considering it’s actually game of the decade
December 19, 2024 at 2:22 AM
the world is bad but I have a custom clear SNES fxpak pro cart and a PVM so I'm good for the duration
December 19, 2024 at 2:40 AM
losing money on a tiny TV is so cozy
December 11, 2024 at 1:07 AM
I'm so upset my cables haven't arrived yet but Analog Corner is looking pretty dank right now
December 6, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Gunny the Sad Gun running away at the Boise airport goes the fuck off
December 5, 2024 at 2:00 AM
wild seeing how bipartisan the 'rest in piss' comments are on every article about that health insurance CEO getting gunned down in the streets

I'm sure the democrats were right--healthcare reform probably wouldn't speak to the electorate
December 5, 2024 at 12:15 AM
when I see a little kid get so overwhelmed that they start biting people I completely get it
December 3, 2024 at 1:14 AM
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makes perfect sense: trump Elon and Drake are all guys who have achieved what the 'disaffected men' dream of: material success, yet all three still manage to be completely disrespected and disliked by anyone remotely cool. it makes them feel hopeless--theres nothing they could do

always a loser
December 1, 2024 at 11:48 PM
what if it was Florence and the Marine and he had really bad PTSD and she would hold him and give him a space to feel both vulnerable and safe
November 30, 2024 at 8:16 PM
very convenient that all of the poor people who work too much believe 'suffering is virtuous'

must be a coincidence
November 30, 2024 at 2:38 PM
found a bag of your mom's amniotic fluid
November 28, 2024 at 1:37 AM
I just impulse bought one of these from a japanese tv studio and I'm gonna use it to play Super Nintendo with medical grade pixels
November 27, 2024 at 9:59 PM
I have become exponentially more earnest and straightforward as I've gotten older. It put me in touch with so much more empathy, and made it so much easier to lead with understanding and kindness. I don't think I was always a nice person, but now I think I am.
November 27, 2024 at 9:27 PM