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humility is a hammer
new nails forever
October 31, 2025 at 1:13 PM
the nails, they are new
September 30, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I have returned for my monthly new nails update
August 26, 2025 at 12:55 PM
you're not gonna believe this but it's new nails day
August 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
nail update
May 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
quarterly nail update as the lack of group chats on bsky continues to keep me on twitter against my will
April 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
if you talk to gpt enough you can make it go insane
April 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
twitter is a fucking cess pit and I'm very behind on nail posting to this website
April 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
the world is bad but I have a custom clear SNES fxpak pro cart and a PVM so I'm good for the duration
December 19, 2024 at 2:40 AM
losing money on a tiny TV is so cozy
December 11, 2024 at 1:07 AM
I'm so upset my cables haven't arrived yet but Analog Corner is looking pretty dank right now
December 6, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Gunny the Sad Gun running away at the Boise airport goes the fuck off
December 5, 2024 at 2:00 AM
found a bag of your mom's amniotic fluid
November 28, 2024 at 1:37 AM
I just impulse bought one of these from a japanese tv studio and I'm gonna use it to play Super Nintendo with medical grade pixels
November 27, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Moose has entered Orb Mode
November 27, 2024 at 2:40 AM
I wanted a 3000gt when I was a kid so bad
November 26, 2024 at 1:40 AM
if AI is so bad how come it's helping me design a generator powered by my sons trampoline
November 24, 2024 at 5:55 PM
the only thing of significance I've posted here are nail pics so continuing that trend
November 20, 2024 at 3:14 AM
nail update for my neglected bsky account
October 2, 2023 at 6:50 PM
bringing square nails back fyi
July 6, 2023 at 1:11 AM
July 5, 2023 at 11:59 PM
July 5, 2023 at 11:59 PM
update: moose was not into a second adventure today
July 5, 2023 at 11:42 PM
Moose having a very good day
July 5, 2023 at 6:51 PM
my 16 personalities test said I am Sex and the City Willy Wonka and it's hard to imagine something being more correct
July 2, 2023 at 12:15 AM