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The only s3x you're gonna have better than make-up s3x is if you're sent to prison and you have a conjugal visit. / S07E02 The Postponement
November 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
The only s3x you're gonna have better than make-up s3x is if you're sent to prison and you have a conjugal visit. / S07E02 The Postponement
Can I interest you in a little supplemental restraint?! / S09E11 The Dealership
November 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Can I interest you in a little supplemental restraint?! / S09E11 The Dealership
Jerry: Yeah, but he didn't sleep with both of 'em. / S08E15 The Susie
November 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Jerry: Yeah, but he didn't sleep with both of 'em. / S08E15 The Susie
Mulva... / S04E20 The Junior Mint
November 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Mulva... / S04E20 The Junior Mint
Are you still scared of clowns? / S04E09 The Opera
November 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Are you still scared of clowns? / S04E09 The Opera
You know a lot of these scratches will buff right out. / S04E22 The Handicap Spot
November 15, 2025 at 12:16 PM
You know a lot of these scratches will buff right out. / S04E22 The Handicap Spot
Newman: Coy? I'm not being coy. / S03E23 The Keys
November 15, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Newman: Coy? I'm not being coy. / S03E23 The Keys
Try opening this up. You'll find the biggest dating scene in the world. / S08E21 The Muffin Tops
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Try opening this up. You'll find the biggest dating scene in the world. / S08E21 The Muffin Tops
Like taking candy from a baby. / S07E12 The Caddy
November 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Like taking candy from a baby. / S07E12 The Caddy
How could you! You were making out during Schindler's List?! / S05E19 The Raincoats (Part 2)
November 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
How could you! You were making out during Schindler's List?! / S05E19 The Raincoats (Part 2)
Puddy: What's going on over there with you and, uh, Vegetable Lasagna? Elaine: This guy? He's an idiot. he doesn't mean anything to me. Vegetable Lasagna: I can hear you. / S09E01 The Butter Shave
November 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Puddy: What's going on over there with you and, uh, Vegetable Lasagna? Elaine: This guy? He's an idiot. he doesn't mean anything to me. Vegetable Lasagna: I can hear you. / S09E01 The Butter Shave
So you're killing yourself because your dreams of becoming a banker have gone unfulfilled. / S04E04 The Ticket
November 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
So you're killing yourself because your dreams of becoming a banker have gone unfulfilled. / S04E04 The Ticket
Kramer: Aahh, this looks familiar... / S09E06 The Merv Griffin Show
November 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Kramer: Aahh, this looks familiar... / S09E06 The Merv Griffin Show
He is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can't look away. / S03E21 The Letter
November 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
He is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can't look away. / S03E21 The Letter
Police are impressed that, “He kept making all the stops,” and news outlets referred to a similar situation in a Seinfeld episode.
November 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Police are impressed that, “He kept making all the stops,” and news outlets referred to a similar situation in a Seinfeld episode.
Newman: Oh, Mother's Day... wait a second. Mother's Day! / S07E21 The Bottle Deposit (Part 1)
November 14, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Newman: Oh, Mother's Day... wait a second. Mother's Day! / S07E21 The Bottle Deposit (Part 1)
November 14, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I mean, to be stab-worthy, you know? It's kind of a compliment. / S08E10 The Andrea Doria
November 14, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I mean, to be stab-worthy, you know? It's kind of a compliment. / S08E10 The Andrea Doria
I can't wait to read my Time magazine! Last copy, too. Maybe I'll read it tomorrow in the park! It's supposed to be a beautiful day! Have a nice life... sentence, that is! / S04E12 The Airport
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I can't wait to read my Time magazine! Last copy, too. Maybe I'll read it tomorrow in the park! It's supposed to be a beautiful day! Have a nice life... sentence, that is! / S04E12 The Airport
Mom, Dad... I have fleas! / S06E20 The Doodle
November 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Mom, Dad... I have fleas! / S06E20 The Doodle
Hello, Ma? It's me. Guess where I am? In the back of a limo. No, nobody died. / S03E19 The Limo
November 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Hello, Ma? It's me. Guess where I am? In the back of a limo. No, nobody died. / S03E19 The Limo
You know you buy a big salad for somebody it would be nice if they knew it. / S06E02 The Big Salad
November 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
You know you buy a big salad for somebody it would be nice if they knew it. / S06E02 The Big Salad
You like to gamble, Cosmo? / S07E17 The Doll
November 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
You like to gamble, Cosmo? / S07E17 The Doll
You black out lane-lines one and three, and a four-lane highway becomes a two-lane comfort cruise. / S08E16 The Pothole
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
You black out lane-lines one and three, and a four-lane highway becomes a two-lane comfort cruise. / S08E16 The Pothole
Now s3x, I like the bottom. Let them do all the work. You should be writing this stuff down... / S04E23 The Pilot (Part 1)
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Now s3x, I like the bottom. Let them do all the work. You should be writing this stuff down... / S04E23 The Pilot (Part 1)