Seinfeldism
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For the love of Seinfeld. Meant to add a smile to your day. #Seinfeld #Seinfeldism
Take toilet paper for example. Do you realize that toilet paper has not changed in my lifetime? It's just paper on a cardboard roll, that's it. / S06E23 The Face Painter
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Take toilet paper for example. Do you realize that toilet paper has not changed in my lifetime? It's just paper on a cardboard roll, that's it. / S06E23 The Face Painter
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The Kramer name might live on! Noreen's late! She's late! / S06E04 The Chinese Woman
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The Kramer name might live on! Noreen's late! She's late! / S06E04 The Chinese Woman
Seinfeldism: "Haven't been in the lab yet" ~ When Jerry asked Elaine about the 'sexual chemistry' with her new boyfriend Billy, she claimed they, 'haven't been in the lab yet.' (S07E09 The Sponge) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....
November 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Seinfeldism: "Haven't been in the lab yet" ~ When Jerry asked Elaine about the 'sexual chemistry' with her new boyfriend Billy, she claimed they, 'haven't been in the lab yet.' (S07E09 The Sponge) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....
It's so great to see a show that's about something. / S09E13 The Cartoon
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 PM
It's so great to see a show that's about something. / S09E13 The Cartoon
George: Is there a pinkish hue? Jerry: A pinkish hue? George: Yes, a rosy glow. / S03E16 The Fix-Up
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 PM
George: Is there a pinkish hue? Jerry: A pinkish hue? George: Yes, a rosy glow. / S03E16 The Fix-Up
You are one sick momma. I like it! / S09E11 The Dealership
November 11, 2025 at 10:25 AM
You are one sick momma. I like it! / S09E11 The Dealership
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
This is so exciting! Look, I have goosebumps! Touch! Touch them! / S05E20 The Fire
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
This is so exciting! Look, I have goosebumps! Touch! Touch them! / S05E20 The Fire
I am saying that the spit could not have come from behind ... that there had to have been a second spitter! / S03E17 The Boyfriend (Part 1)
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I am saying that the spit could not have come from behind ... that there had to have been a second spitter! / S03E17 The Boyfriend (Part 1)
Save the whale George... for me. / S05E14 The Marine Biologist
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Save the whale George... for me. / S05E14 The Marine Biologist
I may be old, but I'm spry. / S05E06 The Lip Reader
November 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I may be old, but I'm spry. / S05E06 The Lip Reader
That voice? It sounds so familiar. It reminds me of when I was a young girl in Korea and I met an American businessman. He was a very unusual man. Quick tempered with a strange halting way of speaking. / S06E24 The Understudy
November 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
That voice? It sounds so familiar. It reminds me of when I was a young girl in Korea and I met an American businessman. He was a very unusual man. Quick tempered with a strange halting way of speaking. / S06E24 The Understudy
Susie: Are you really married? Because, I've actually heard of single guys who wear wedding bands to attract women. George: You'd have to be a real loser to try something like that. / S02E05 The Apartment
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Susie: Are you really married? Because, I've actually heard of single guys who wear wedding bands to attract women. George: You'd have to be a real loser to try something like that. / S02E05 The Apartment
Seinfeldism: "Gonorrhea from a tractor" ~ Jerry's girlfriend Sophie claimed a previous boyfriend said she must have gotten gonorrhea from riding a tractor in her bathing suit. (S09E16 The Burning) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Seinfeldism: "Gonorrhea from a tractor" ~ Jerry's girlfriend Sophie claimed a previous boyfriend said she must have gotten gonorrhea from riding a tractor in her bathing suit. (S09E16 The Burning) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....
Understudies, now, they're a shifty bunch. The substitute teachers of the theater world. / S06E24 The Understudy
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Understudies, now, they're a shifty bunch. The substitute teachers of the theater world. / S06E24 The Understudy
Oh my god! Look what's goin' on here! She is depraved! / S07E09 The Sponge
November 10, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Oh my god! Look what's goin' on here! She is depraved! / S07E09 The Sponge
Two-hundred seats on a plane and I gotta wind up next to Yukon Jack and his dog Cujo! / S03E04 The Dog
November 10, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Two-hundred seats on a plane and I gotta wind up next to Yukon Jack and his dog Cujo! / S03E04 The Dog
George: Elaine, huh... Peterman account? Elaine: Why not... and some hair for my little friend here. / S08E08 The Chicken Roaster
November 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
George: Elaine, huh... Peterman account? Elaine: Why not... and some hair for my little friend here. / S08E08 The Chicken Roaster
No soup for you! / S07E06 The Soup Nazi
November 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
No soup for you! / S07E06 The Soup Nazi
His father was a mudder... his mother was a mudder. / S03E13 The Subway
November 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
His father was a mudder... his mother was a mudder. / S03E13 The Subway
Stan the Caddy: You're close, you're on the green. You just have to go for the cup... Have her try on the bra, see if it fits. / S07E12 The Caddy
November 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Stan the Caddy: You're close, you're on the green. You just have to go for the cup... Have her try on the bra, see if it fits. / S07E12 The Caddy
George: I'd love to be a Civil War buff. What do you have to do to be a buff? Jerry: So Biff wants to be a buff? Well sleeping less than 18 hours a day would be a start. / S03E17 The Boyfriend (Part 1)
November 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
George: I'd love to be a Civil War buff. What do you have to do to be a buff? Jerry: So Biff wants to be a buff? Well sleeping less than 18 hours a day would be a start. / S03E17 The Boyfriend (Part 1)
I just got a call. I yell 'Cartwright! Cartwright!', just like that. Nobody came up, I hang up. / S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant
November 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I just got a call. I yell 'Cartwright! Cartwright!', just like that. Nobody came up, I hang up. / S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant