Seinfeldism
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Kramer: Mother's Day. Newman: The mother of all mail days. And guess who signed up for the truck. / S07E21 The Bottle Deposit (Part 1)
January 26, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Kramer: Mother's Day. Newman: The mother of all mail days. And guess who signed up for the truck. / S07E21 The Bottle Deposit (Part 1)
I got up last night, I wrote this down, I thought I had this great bit... Wait a second, wait a second.. "Fax me some halibut." Is that funny? / S02E08 The Heart Attack
January 26, 2026 at 10:23 AM
I got up last night, I wrote this down, I thought I had this great bit... Wait a second, wait a second.. "Fax me some halibut." Is that funny? / S02E08 The Heart Attack
Look at this, I told them medium rare, it's medium... I bet that cook is an anti-Semite. / S07E16 The Shower Head
January 26, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Look at this, I told them medium rare, it's medium... I bet that cook is an anti-Semite. / S07E16 The Shower Head
Important things go in a case. You got a skull for your brain, a plastic sleeve for your comb, and a wallet for your money. / S09E12 The Reverse Peephole
January 25, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Important things go in a case. You got a skull for your brain, a plastic sleeve for your comb, and a wallet for your money. / S09E12 The Reverse Peephole
Kramer: Just a few more squirts. Because I gotta stay juicy. / S09E01 The Butter Shave
January 25, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Kramer: Just a few more squirts. Because I gotta stay juicy. / S09E01 The Butter Shave
Remember, you are a king. You must project a royal bearing! / S07E10 The Gum
January 25, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Remember, you are a king. You must project a royal bearing! / S07E10 The Gum
Oh my god! That's my nipple! / S04E13 The Pick
January 25, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Oh my god! That's my nipple! / S04E13 The Pick
In other words, you held out for less money. / S04E06 The Watch
January 25, 2026 at 6:25 PM
In other words, you held out for less money. / S04E06 The Watch
Elaine: You never said you were fighting children. Kramer: Well, it's not the size of the opponent, Elaine, it's the ferocity. / S08E01 The Foundation
January 25, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Elaine: You never said you were fighting children. Kramer: Well, it's not the size of the opponent, Elaine, it's the ferocity. / S08E01 The Foundation
Seinfeldism: "Big mamoo" ~ Kramer claimed that this was all the big cable companies cared about. (S02E10 The Baby Shower) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....
January 25, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Seinfeldism: "Big mamoo" ~ Kramer claimed that this was all the big cable companies cared about. (S02E10 The Baby Shower) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....
This is Central Park. Uh, this was designed in 1850 by Joe Pepitone. Built during the Civil War so the northern armies could practice fighting on grass. / S07E11 The Rye
January 25, 2026 at 2:36 PM
This is Central Park. Uh, this was designed in 1850 by Joe Pepitone. Built during the Civil War so the northern armies could practice fighting on grass. / S07E11 The Rye
You know, I really like that hairdo. / S06E17 The Kiss Hello
January 25, 2026 at 12:21 PM
You know, I really like that hairdo. / S06E17 The Kiss Hello
It's a lot of gum! / S07E10 The Gum
January 25, 2026 at 10:33 AM
It's a lot of gum! / S07E10 The Gum
You don't look that much like him... you're a little taller.. you look like you're in better shape than Neil. Do you work out? / S08E17 The English Patient
January 25, 2026 at 1:33 AM
You don't look that much like him... you're a little taller.. you look like you're in better shape than Neil. Do you work out? / S08E17 The English Patient
Newman: Minding my own business. Babs: You'll never get into trouble that way. / S06E11 The Switch
January 24, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Newman: Minding my own business. Babs: You'll never get into trouble that way. / S06E11 The Switch
I got a card and they stamp it every time I buy a sub. Twenty-four stamps and I become a submarine captain. / S09E10 The Strike
January 24, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I got a card and they stamp it every time I buy a sub. Twenty-four stamps and I become a submarine captain. / S09E10 The Strike
You know, our goal should be a society without classes! / S04E12 The Airport
January 24, 2026 at 8:37 PM
You know, our goal should be a society without classes! / S04E12 The Airport
Boy, they got a great cafeteria downstairs. Hot food, sandwiches, a salad bar... It's like Sizzler opened up a hospital! / S02E08 The Heart Attack
January 24, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Boy, they got a great cafeteria downstairs. Hot food, sandwiches, a salad bar... It's like Sizzler opened up a hospital! / S02E08 The Heart Attack
Do you ever yearn? / S03E23 The Keys
January 24, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Do you ever yearn? / S03E23 The Keys
Seinfeldism: "Bagel technician" ~ The description of Kramer's position on his bagel shop business card. (S09E10 The Strike) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....
January 24, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Seinfeldism: "Bagel technician" ~ The description of Kramer's position on his bagel shop business card. (S09E10 The Strike) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....
It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free? / S03E22 The Parking Space
January 24, 2026 at 3:11 PM
It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free? / S03E22 The Parking Space
Jerry: What was the dream? George: I was doing standup comedy in Kennebunkport Maine night club. The stage was on a cliff and the audience was throwing all the comics off. Jerry: I think I've played there. / S03E15 The Suicide
January 24, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Jerry: What was the dream? George: I was doing standup comedy in Kennebunkport Maine night club. The stage was on a cliff and the audience was throwing all the comics off. Jerry: I think I've played there. / S03E15 The Suicide
I can't go. / S06E01 The Chaperone
January 24, 2026 at 10:29 AM
I can't go. / S06E01 The Chaperone
I'm here to whip you in to shape, so grab your jocks - if you need one. It's go-time. / S09E04 The Blood
January 24, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I'm here to whip you in to shape, so grab your jocks - if you need one. It's go-time. / S09E04 The Blood
Pudding skin singles. / S09E04 The Blood
January 23, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Pudding skin singles. / S09E04 The Blood