Seinfeldism
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For the love of Seinfeld. Meant to add a smile to your day. #Seinfeld #Seinfeldism
He is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can't look away. / S03E21 The Letter
November 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
He is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can't look away. / S03E21 The Letter
Police are impressed that, “He kept making all the stops,” and news outlets referred to a similar situation in a Seinfeld episode.
November 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Police are impressed that, “He kept making all the stops,” and news outlets referred to a similar situation in a Seinfeld episode.
Newman: Oh, Mother's Day... wait a second. Mother's Day! / S07E21 The Bottle Deposit (Part 1)
November 14, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Newman: Oh, Mother's Day... wait a second. Mother's Day! / S07E21 The Bottle Deposit (Part 1)
November 14, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I mean, to be stab-worthy, you know? It's kind of a compliment. / S08E10 The Andrea Doria
November 14, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I mean, to be stab-worthy, you know? It's kind of a compliment. / S08E10 The Andrea Doria
I can't wait to read my Time magazine! Last copy, too. Maybe I'll read it tomorrow in the park! It's supposed to be a beautiful day! Have a nice life... sentence, that is! / S04E12 The Airport
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I can't wait to read my Time magazine! Last copy, too. Maybe I'll read it tomorrow in the park! It's supposed to be a beautiful day! Have a nice life... sentence, that is! / S04E12 The Airport
Mom, Dad... I have fleas! / S06E20 The Doodle
November 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Mom, Dad... I have fleas! / S06E20 The Doodle
Hello, Ma? It's me. Guess where I am? In the back of a limo. No, nobody died. / S03E19 The Limo
November 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Hello, Ma? It's me. Guess where I am? In the back of a limo. No, nobody died. / S03E19 The Limo
You know you buy a big salad for somebody it would be nice if they knew it. / S06E02 The Big Salad
November 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
You know you buy a big salad for somebody it would be nice if they knew it. / S06E02 The Big Salad
You like to gamble, Cosmo? / S07E17 The Doll
November 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
You like to gamble, Cosmo? / S07E17 The Doll
You black out lane-lines one and three, and a four-lane highway becomes a two-lane comfort cruise. / S08E16 The Pothole
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
You black out lane-lines one and three, and a four-lane highway becomes a two-lane comfort cruise. / S08E16 The Pothole
Seinfeldism: "Flashy, making a scene, flaunting convention" ~ How Mr. Bookman, the library cop, described Jerry's flippant demeanor when he felt Jerry was not taking the loss of the book 'The Tropic of Cancer' seriously. (S03E05 The Library) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book:…
November 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Now s3x, I like the bottom. Let them do all the work. You should be writing this stuff down... / S04E23 The Pilot (Part 1)
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Now s3x, I like the bottom. Let them do all the work. You should be writing this stuff down... / S04E23 The Pilot (Part 1)
Suzanne Snyder appeared in Seinfeld as two totally different characters. First, in Season 3's "The Limo," she's Eva, the “Nazi” who joins Jerry and George on a chaotic limo joyride. Then, in Season 5's "The Pie," she is Audrey, Jerry's girlfriend who refuses to touch a piece of apple pie. #Seinfeld
November 13, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Suzanne Snyder appeared in Seinfeld as two totally different characters. First, in Season 3's "The Limo," she's Eva, the “Nazi” who joins Jerry and George on a chaotic limo joyride. Then, in Season 5's "The Pie," she is Audrey, Jerry's girlfriend who refuses to touch a piece of apple pie. #Seinfeld
(thinking...) Just a salad? Just a salad? Just a salad? / S07E04 The Wink
November 13, 2025 at 12:23 PM
(thinking...) Just a salad? Just a salad? Just a salad? / S07E04 The Wink
Hello. And welcome to Movie Phone. Brought to you by The New York Times and HOT 97 / S07E08 The Pool Guy
November 13, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Hello. And welcome to Movie Phone. Brought to you by The New York Times and HOT 97 / S07E08 The Pool Guy
Kramerica Industries. Oh, hi, Mark. No no no. Forget that. I got a better idea. A pizza place where you make your own pie... / S01E04 Male Unbonding
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Kramerica Industries. Oh, hi, Mark. No no no. Forget that. I got a better idea. A pizza place where you make your own pie... / S01E04 Male Unbonding
Medium crab bisque... / S07E06 The Soup Nazi
November 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Medium crab bisque... / S07E06 The Soup Nazi
This isn't for a person. It's for Biosphere 3. / S07E11 The Rye
November 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
This isn't for a person. It's for Biosphere 3. / S07E11 The Rye
Cynthia: He was uncomfortable because it was our first time so he felt he would perform better if we did it in the kitchen. He said the kitchen is always the most sociable room in the house. / S03E16 The Fix-Up
November 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Cynthia: He was uncomfortable because it was our first time so he felt he would perform better if we did it in the kitchen. He said the kitchen is always the most sociable room in the house. / S03E16 The Fix-Up
I'm sorry, Kramer. Those records are permanently sealed... / S06E04 The Chinese Woman
November 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I'm sorry, Kramer. Those records are permanently sealed... / S06E04 The Chinese Woman
Sorry pal. Wish I could help you out. / S05E18 The Raincoats (Part 1)
November 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Sorry pal. Wish I could help you out. / S05E18 The Raincoats (Part 1)
Seinfeldism: "God forbid I should disturb the very important monkey" ~ Kramer's non-conciliatory statement, as he apologized to Barry, a chimpanzee he had an altercation with at the zoo. (S06E23 The Face Painter) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....
November 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Seinfeldism: "God forbid I should disturb the very important monkey" ~ Kramer's non-conciliatory statement, as he apologized to Barry, a chimpanzee he had an altercation with at the zoo. (S06E23 The Face Painter) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....
Don't we have a deal with the pigeons? / S09E06 The Merv Griffin Show
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Don't we have a deal with the pigeons? / S09E06 The Merv Griffin Show