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Storyteller. Likely in the worst dive bar you can imagine. NYC.
I don’t think anyone can really be independent until they have true appreciation for how much they’re worth and the full respect they deserve.
December 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I still have no idea what Boxing Day is but I’m pissed as fuck I don’t have it off
December 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Me, an elder emo, with balcony tickets at the hardcore show because I can’t hang with the kids beating the shit out of each other in the pit anymore
December 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Ugh tough choice but Uncle Frank being a total dick head over the course of two Christmases has him slightly ahead in the POS Christmas Villain rankings imo
Is he better or worse than Grandpa Joe who was "bedridden" until Charlie got a golden ticket and could take him to the chocolate factory?
December 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Is Uncle Frank from Home Alone the biggest piece of shit in the history of cinema? Well that’s hard to say (yes).
December 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Last Christmas (the OG George Michael version) is the undisputed king of Christmas songs. Argue with a wall about it.
December 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I am happy to report I made this Sunday sauce my bitch. Bring ya ass Santa 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻
The dank Sunday sauce I’m about to cook up tomorrow for Christmas has me preemptively in my feelings
December 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Happy Holidays from me and the gang.
December 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The dank Sunday sauce I’m about to cook up tomorrow for Christmas has me preemptively in my feelings
December 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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December 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
🎶As above, so below 🎶
December 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
The Jacksonville Jaguars have just mudstomped the AFC-leading Denver Broncos, are going to the Super Bowl and are going to win that bitch* #DUUUVAL
The Jacksonville Jaguars are going to win the Super Bowl.
December 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I hate to inform you but the two-time defending champions have got their fuckin’ swagger back.
December 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Gundam Wing Endless Waltz is not only a Christmas movie, it’s the best animated Christmas movie.
December 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Going to my own company Christmas party: “I can’t believe these people aren’t worried about getting drunk in front of our bosses and getting fired immediately”

Going to friend’s company Christmas party: “Full send is the only send”
December 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
We will (sadly) never forget RayGun
Remember that break dancer at the Olympics last year?
December 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I am entitled to still be stoked about snowy walks in Central Park for another two weeks!
December 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Baffling to me how many people don’t know how to properly hail a cab.
December 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM
As a native Floridian, I get a lot of shit. Most of it warranted.…but this is a huge tidal shift that I’m proud of.
Miami will have its first Democratic mayor in 30 years
December 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Cold as fuck but the Holidays in NY are undefeated so I can be festive about it.

Jan 1 I’m going to be so pissed tho 😂
December 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Holy shit. Craziest thing I’ve seen on Broadway so far 🤯.
December 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
My Spotify Wrapped age is 21 which is hilarious if you knew how bad my back is after sitting down for too long 😂
December 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
When does the spoiler deadline on Stranger Things expire? I got shit I need to get off my chest.
December 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Sleet is dead fucking last in weather phenomenon. Thank you for your attention to this.
December 2, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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I believe in the holy trinity. 🙏🏻
December 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM