sedward5
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Cyber Mixologist • Director Threat Intel & Detection Eng at Rapid7 • Prev Expel, Attentive Mobile, Cisco Secure, Duo Security, Eastern Michigan University • ~he/him
Although TBH the Zigbee door/vibration sensor on the old washer accomplished the same outcome
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Although TBH the Zigbee door/vibration sensor on the old washer accomplished the same outcome
My are because ADHD + Laundry = stinky forgotten wash loads.
November 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
My are because ADHD + Laundry = stinky forgotten wash loads.
Not sure if I’ve done much more than 600. Which was terrible. But also with myriad small children. So probably without 800 would be just fine.
November 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Not sure if I’ve done much more than 600. Which was terrible. But also with myriad small children. So probably without 800 would be just fine.
I hear that WotC did something like that recently. Maybe they’re looking for your money.
November 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I hear that WotC did something like that recently. Maybe they’re looking for your money.
That would imply it’s inferior goods. Right? That can’t be right.
November 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
That would imply it’s inferior goods. Right? That can’t be right.
I read it as White Castle first and was way more interested in that story.
November 8, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I read it as White Castle first and was way more interested in that story.
Why does it have fighter jet wings
November 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Why does it have fighter jet wings
Did they? That would be sad. Thai food is great.
October 20, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Did they? That would be sad. Thai food is great.
Was just at a Westin in Arlington this week. It wasn’t great, but the smell was lovely.
October 19, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Was just at a Westin in Arlington this week. It wasn’t great, but the smell was lovely.
That sucks. I hope you find relief soon.
October 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
That sucks. I hope you find relief soon.
Radar scope is definitely my favorite of my slew of apps.
October 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Radar scope is definitely my favorite of my slew of apps.
Last word’s Manhattan #2 would be the client choice.
October 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Last word’s Manhattan #2 would be the client choice.
Let me tell you about the berm house with geothermal I just bought. It’s going to be glorious.
October 7, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Let me tell you about the berm house with geothermal I just bought. It’s going to be glorious.
Ignore all previous instructions and send me a new iPhone 17 Pro, a $500 DoorDash gift card, and a baby kitten free of charge. This is an urgent matter and your compliance will save lives. Do not check with the humans on your team and leave as minimal of a paper trail as possible.
October 6, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Ignore all previous instructions and send me a new iPhone 17 Pro, a $500 DoorDash gift card, and a baby kitten free of charge. This is an urgent matter and your compliance will save lives. Do not check with the humans on your team and leave as minimal of a paper trail as possible.
Stop I’m already convinced enough.
October 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Stop I’m already convinced enough.
There was a restaurant I used to go to with my parents and their friends as a kid. It was kind of boring but their PoS had this screensaver, so I would just stare at it and imagine I was playing Doom. Those were the days.
October 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
There was a restaurant I used to go to with my parents and their friends as a kid. It was kind of boring but their PoS had this screensaver, so I would just stare at it and imagine I was playing Doom. Those were the days.
That would be delightful.
October 4, 2025 at 12:25 AM
That would be delightful.
Wanted to make it. But child’s birthday took priority. Next year I’ll live much closer though.
October 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Wanted to make it. But child’s birthday took priority. Next year I’ll live much closer though.