sedward5
@sedward5.com
Cyber Mixologist • Director Threat Intel & Detection Eng at Rapid7 • Prev Expel, Attentive Mobile, Cisco Secure, Duo Security, Eastern Michigan University • ~he/him
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
When will graphics get better than this.
October 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
When will graphics get better than this.
Don’t need them anymore with the latest wearables.
September 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Don’t need them anymore with the latest wearables.
A2 peeps be advised there is an overturned semi blocking multiple lanes on Plymouth Rd at US23 in Ann Arbor. Police are directing traffic through.
September 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
A2 peeps be advised there is an overturned semi blocking multiple lanes on Plymouth Rd at US23 in Ann Arbor. Police are directing traffic through.
Was kind of thinking this card art would have had that. But I guess I remembered wrong.
September 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Was kind of thinking this card art would have had that. But I guess I remembered wrong.
I like how they’re renaming the group chat to a short code. You should change it.
August 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I like how they’re renaming the group chat to a short code. You should change it.
Also I guess I’ll share the shirt we made for Duo’s first type one audit. We give one to each auditor. As well as a roll of toilet paper with our infosec policy on it. The TP was to show that we took seriously everyone reading and acknowledging the policy.
August 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Also I guess I’ll share the shirt we made for Duo’s first type one audit. We give one to each auditor. As well as a roll of toilet paper with our infosec policy on it. The TP was to show that we took seriously everyone reading and acknowledging the policy.
Real talk though. Why isn’t this a Summer Game Prize T-Shirt?
August 4, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Real talk though. Why isn’t this a Summer Game Prize T-Shirt?
This is odd. Why is iOS saying this is from a short code? But the message is clearly from an international number.
July 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
This is odd. Why is iOS saying this is from a short code? But the message is clearly from an international number.
Shouldn’t have done this hungry.
June 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Shouldn’t have done this hungry.
Man I was really hoping for a drag show about tech debt. This wasn’t that.
June 23, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Man I was really hoping for a drag show about tech debt. This wasn’t that.
I condone your plan of action.
June 14, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I condone your plan of action.
Just started a new role at Rapid7! I’m leading the Threat Intel & Detection Engineering team, and I’m already loving the culture and product vision. Really excited about the company’s commitment to the community—especially through open source projects like Metasploit and Velociraptor.
June 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Just started a new role at Rapid7! I’m leading the Threat Intel & Detection Engineering team, and I’m already loving the culture and product vision. Really excited about the company’s commitment to the community—especially through open source projects like Metasploit and Velociraptor.
I forget what I was doing a few weeks ago when I broke my Hugo build on this site. But I wasn’t confident about it. I’m a real engineer I swear.
April 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I forget what I was doing a few weeks ago when I broke my Hugo build on this site. But I wasn’t confident about it. I’m a real engineer I swear.
Zorro with bedhead (body).
March 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Zorro with bedhead (body).
I’m sure it’s in the replies but I didn’t find it. Here’s the Ypsilanti water tower. Regarded as the world most phallic structure.
January 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I’m sure it’s in the replies but I didn’t find it. Here’s the Ypsilanti water tower. Regarded as the world most phallic structure.
I mean. By my standards this is too much.
January 3, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I mean. By my standards this is too much.
On the other hand. Here’s the 60% of a baconator I got from the Dulles Wendy’s. It came to $25 for that and fries and pop. It took so long to get that by the time I opened it I didn’t have time to complain.
January 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
On the other hand. Here’s the 60% of a baconator I got from the Dulles Wendy’s. It came to $25 for that and fries and pop. It took so long to get that by the time I opened it I didn’t have time to complain.
New to woodworking. Made a mantle for my wife in time for Christmas. It’s really pretty. Gonna keep going with woodworking.
December 31, 2024 at 10:01 PM
New to woodworking. Made a mantle for my wife in time for Christmas. It’s really pretty. Gonna keep going with woodworking.
