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Cyber Mixologist • Director Threat Intel & Detection Eng at Rapid7 • Prev Expel, Attentive Mobile, Cisco Secure, Duo Security, Eastern Michigan University • ~he/him
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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
When will graphics get better than this.
October 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
For the next 12 hours all JIRA crimes are legal.
October 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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The hack against software giant Red Hat is part of a larger campaign that is targeting AWS cloud accounts.

A group named the Crimson Collective is using compromised IAM accounts to access and pilfer corporate AWS environments.

www.rapid7.com/blog/post/tr...
October 9, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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I accidentally glitched out an animation I was working on and created a perfect example of what the passage of time feels like to someone with ADHD
October 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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3D Maze 🤌
October 4, 2025 at 1:07 PM
A2 peeps be advised there is an overturned semi blocking multiple lanes on Plymouth Rd at US23 in Ann Arbor. Police are directing traffic through.
September 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
In bad weather? The soundtrack from Twister.
What is Dad playing?
September 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Blue Team Con has a sober board game room with mocktails at the same time as the big party for people who don’t want to be around loud music or alcohol! 🤩

Why doesn’t every con do this?
September 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Reminds me of the old days @dimcheff.wtf
As of last week, 16 states were requiring prescriptions for the COVID vaccine.

The situation is still fluid, but several states have issued standing orders that make it available to anyone, without prescriptions: Massachusetts, Colorado, New Mexico, Pennsylvania, and Washington.
September 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
guys really live in apartments like this and don’t see any issue
September 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Anyone else seeing a major uptick in phone call spam today?
August 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I’m hiring a remote manager role in the United States to lead a Detection Engineering team for Rapid7’s MDR. Please pass it along if you know anyone who’d be a good fit.

careers.rapid7.com/jobs/manager...
Manager, Threat Intelligence & Detection Engineering - United States
As a Manager of Threat Intelligence & Detection Engineering, your primary responsibility will be to lead a group of talented, driven, and creative Detection Engineers. The team is responsible for ...
careers.rapid7.com
August 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
This seems like a really useful tool for D&R folks.
August 7, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Wild that you have to be a millionaire in order to get your dyslexic kid a “Free and Appropriate Public Education”. But here we are.

I just don’t want him to struggle like I did.

Let’s be honest. Like I do.
July 31, 2025 at 10:04 PM
This is odd. Why is iOS saying this is from a short code? But the message is clearly from an international number.
July 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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fun news! I was laid off from Twilio.

going to take this weekend to chill out, and will start looking for roles next week.

if you or someone you know is looking for staff/principal level Developer Advocacy, OSPO, dev infra, or similar roles pass them along!

reposts from tech folks appreciated <3
July 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Ugh I know more options is better for the market. But if we have to figure out cloud security for a whole lot of CSPs it’s gonna be hard.
Canada can see the costs of dependence on the US first hand. Trump is bullying us and Silicon Valley used his leverage to kill the digital services tax.

As the Canadian government looks for a new cloud provider, it shouldn’t just prioritize local companies; it should invest in a public cloud.
Why Canada needs to build a public cloud
Dependence on US tech giants must end if the country is serious about digital sovereignty
www.disconnect.blog
July 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Sources confirm acquisition intent. Early signs point to at least 1 quart of Miller in the early stages of this deal.
about to acquisition some pints and merge this shit into my mouth
Rowdy announces intent to acquire Miller. Details of the deal are still developing.
July 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Rowdy announces intent to acquire Miller. Details of the deal are still developing.
Breaking: I will be acquiring millers soon
July 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I admit that quarters past have been nasty
We weren’t kidding when we called them, well, a miss
But you’ll find that nowadays
We’ve mended our SLAs
Amended, changed in flight, made the switch
July 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Man I was really hoping for a drag show about tech debt. This wasn’t that.
June 23, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Anybody here works at 1Password & would consider giving a referral? 🙌

There is a Rails Developer role that would be an excellent match for my experience! Please share, this could be really helpful after being laid off <3
June 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Hi everyone

I was denied entry, detained, and deported from the USA over the last 48 hours because of my reporting on the Columbia student protests

I arrived back in Melbourne hours ago and had my phone handed back to me upon landing
June 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM