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1337 hax0Or. C | y | b | e | r | S | e | c | u | r | e | t | y | E | x | p | h | e | r | t. Filthy woke migrant. Centrist cosplaying as a leftie. A circle has no end. Сапай вазон, волохатий бізон. Вони / їх.
Can we have Cogwork Dancers, the game?

Thanks
December 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
It’s raining cats and dogs, which are then immediately consumed by all the migrants.

Beautiful BRITISH day indeed.
November 22, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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galandra from absolum has one of my favorite character designs in a really long time. this is the coolest a fictional character could possibly look
October 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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weirdest thing at work lately was learning that a coworker uses xcode as a general purpose IDE
October 30, 2025 at 4:32 PM
@konsensus.app One time import from Anilist? Trying to centralise my entertainment tracking where I can, would love to just use Konsensus for both movies, series and anime, but my Anilist has like 10 billion years worth of watch history :/
October 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Cursor refusing to autocomplete makes this one of these days, thanks mr. bezos
thanos says " fine i 'll do it myself " in a scene from a movie
ALT: thanos says " fine i 'll do it myself " in a scene from a movie
media.tenor.com
October 20, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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just guess
September 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Groal the Great
September 26, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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Google Announces Full Availability of Client-Side Encryption for Google Sheets
Google Announces Full Availability of Client-Side Encryption for Google Sheets
cybersecuritynews.com
September 17, 2025 at 11:42 AM
iOS 26 is a miserable experience
September 16, 2025 at 8:58 AM
No mention of passwords being hashed lololol, “please reset your password and invalidate all existing sessions”

Visions of popped homelabs.

links.plex.tv/s/vb/Vn7Xtnw...
links.plex.tv
September 9, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Should probably stock up on decent quality masks and meds in case I'll have to deal with any Americans face to face in the next couple of years.
September 6, 2025 at 10:27 AM
My fucking god, that must be the final boss of body dysmorphia. @sega-west.bsky.social why?
August 30, 2025 at 1:25 PM
@kevinrfree.bsky.social Long shot but… any idea whether we are getting Platform Decay audiobook released at the same time / soon after the actual book release? 🥺
August 26, 2025 at 6:26 AM
It indeed makes no sense

lock.cmpxchg8b.com/anubis.html
Anubis.
lock.cmpxchg8b.com
August 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
> Try GitHub as a PM solution they've said
> Closer to the source code they've said
> It will be glorious they've said
August 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
THE ROAD TO AI IS PAVED WITH GOOD INTENTIONS
August 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
It’s Monday again I know
August 4, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Ever had a privilege to be in a work call that devolved into some form of an awkward corpo psychotherapy session? Yeah.
July 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I demand my horny jail back without mandatory 5 quid to @mullvad.bsky.social

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/72...
Petition: Repeal the Online Safety Act
We want the Government to repeal the Online Safety act.
petition.parliament.uk
July 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
🤦‍♂️
Zelensky has SIGNED a controversial bill curbing the powers of Ukraine’s main anti-corruption agencies.
July 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I aspire to grow up as a person and a leader to have the same amount of resources and support to run companies into the ground one day
July 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I too enjoy being in the middle of ChatGPT proxy war, especially when my bot is winning 🏆
July 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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July 6, 2025 at 11:00 AM
apple tim, for the bonership of the kinkdom, stop it
June 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM