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1337 hax0Or. C | y | b | e | r | S | e | c | u | r | e | t | y | E | x | p | h | e | r | t. Filthy woke migrant. Centrist cosplaying as a leftie. A circle has no end. Сапай вазон, волохатий бізон. Вони / їх.
December 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
September 6, 2025 at 12:59 PM
There’s stylised and there’s _stylised_ lololol
August 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
My fucking god, that must be the final boss of body dysmorphia. @sega-west.bsky.social why?
August 30, 2025 at 1:25 PM
> Try GitHub as a PM solution they've said
> Closer to the source code they've said
> It will be glorious they've said
August 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
apple tim, for the bonership of the kinkdom, stop it
June 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX6L...

2.5h battery life, subpar speakers, 66% SRGB etc. etc.

@frame.work Genuine question guys, how do you expect to complete at MacBook Air price point? Am I missing something?
June 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Oh look, Alltrails now has Plus tier. I’m sure they are planning to introduce Lux tier together with passes as well.

What a time to be alive!
June 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
June 7, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Every time I do Rust I'm thinking about this very metal sounding book.

Equality. Similarity. Order.

Bellissimo!
May 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Cool, but IMPORTANT QUESTION is

IS UKRAINE WOKE?!?!?
April 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
April 9, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Challenge: strictly parse a number from a query param
Level: JavaScript

What are types anyway?
April 9, 2025 at 12:53 PM
> May 2025
> 1.2, "in the range of a professional in this domain"

Vibe coding evangelists broke confinement again, damn it!
April 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The Duskbloods is Nintendo's Bloodborne II, fr fr
April 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
"AI will replace us all"
"AGI is just around the corner"
"The all powerful AI gods"
"Tremble, INSECT"
March 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
DATA VALIDATION IS WOKE
March 18, 2025 at 1:53 PM
The CRUD city

Sultans of CRUD

... and many more verbal coping mechanisms when building some especially exciting sec tooling
March 15, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Плоти
March 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
March 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
February 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Honestly? Standby mode is a must for me now, given how handy it is as a way to avoid distractions and force the pomodoro timer to stare at you 😢
February 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Oh I’m gonna be using this one a lot in the next 4 years I suspect. Many thanks to whoever created this masterpiece.
February 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Suba-ru!
January 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Yeah the chart cannot lie
January 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM