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Kaiser
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Kaiser || German || minor || male, he/him

Feeling the Christmas spirit touch me inappropriately- I JUST FOUND A HAIR IN MY MOUTH DAWG WTF
YESSS HES BACK THIS SHALL BE CELEBRATED
November 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
…I actually unironically asked my mom that… 😭🥀
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Yeah I feel sick but my parents sent me to school anyways, I’ll manage in the end
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 PM
But my problems and to even talk about them just makes me feel really pathetic, and I don’t want people thinking about me differently because suddenly they’re pitying me or also think that I am pathetic. Idk..
November 10, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Nah it’s fine I know that bc of personal experiences and all the different reasons people can feel uncomfortable about certain things, I definitely wouldn’t take it personal. And I’m on a whole different continent too so- :D
November 10, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Im gen sorry you even had weirdos texting you at all that’s disgusting, I’m happy no pedo ever texted me till now I hope it stays that way 😭🙏
November 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Like... gecko?... Or am I stupid- but anyways that sounds super cool congrats!!
November 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Literally real, I mean there are few bsd characters that are rlly unlikeable, like there are even people who are madly obsessed with Mori so-
November 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I love Fyodor bc I literally legally have the same first name as him, and Chuuya and akutagawa are just peak. Also bc I’m straight I cant crush on the majority of the cast but Yosano- shes so hot and underrated istg
November 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
*judges you* I’d accept everything, in my opinion Chuuya, Fyodor and Akutagawa (my dearest) are peak, but it could be literally everyone… just, dazai?… 🫩 I mean sigh, Ik people like him, I can’t change it 🥀💔 anyways, start a Fanclub with my mom or smth
November 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Holy shit I've never watched alien stage nor am I in the fandom at all but I know the basic stuff, and what the actual fuck?? Like that's actually a comical difference, I've especially never seen a male character getting this sexualized but this is freaky as fuck.
November 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Ohm ok like… whatever, could you just kindly generally leave me alone please? I didn’t enjoy this conversation at all and it’s just weird and uncomfortable, nothing personal but just leave me alone, blocking you would be an overkill so I’m asking you this instead. Thanks in advance.
November 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Go get a hobby lil bro 🥀🫩
November 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The spelling mistake… are you ragebaiting me…
Everytime I see someone use the wrong your/you‘re an Angel loses its wings istg. Like MF THAT IS (in most cases at least) YOUR NATIVE LANGUAGE THAT YOU ARE FLUENT IN SINCE YOU CAN SPEAK WHY DO THIS??!?!? ITS NOT EVEN HARD TO GET RIGHT OR ANYTHING 🥀💔
November 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Did you do that on purpose… 🫩
November 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM