Kaiser
@secretly100rats.bsky.social
Kaiser || German || minor || male, he/him
Feeling the Christmas spirit touch me inappropriately- I JUST FOUND A HAIR IN MY MOUTH DAWG WTF
Feeling the Christmas spirit touch me inappropriately- I JUST FOUND A HAIR IN MY MOUTH DAWG WTF
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Kaiser
@secretly100rats.bsky.social
· Sep 17
𝕻𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖉 𝖕𝖔𝖘𝖙/ 𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖗𝖔𝖉𝖚𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉:
⭑Kaiser
⭑Male, he/him
⭑Slavic-German
⭑Minor!!
⭑Proud Father of two cats
⭑Teenage boy with god complex
⭑Politically based (??)
⭑Super normal??...
⭑..???
⭑?
⭑Kaiser
⭑Male, he/him
⭑Slavic-German
⭑Minor!!
⭑Proud Father of two cats
⭑Teenage boy with god complex
⭑Politically based (??)
⭑Super normal??...
⭑..???
⭑?
Nevermind, I found it again, was scared my parents found it and took it while I was sleeping or smth
I lowk may be cooked…
November 8, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Nevermind, I found it again, was scared my parents found it and took it while I was sleeping or smth
I lowk may be cooked…
November 8, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I lowk may be cooked…
No like genuinely some of the best, catchiest songs ... Like James, come on, why?? JAMES, WHYYYY DID YOU HAVE TO MOLEST THE 15 YEAR OLD GIRL
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November 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
No like genuinely some of the best, catchiest songs ... Like James, come on, why?? JAMES, WHYYYY DID YOU HAVE TO MOLEST THE 15 YEAR OLD GIRL
When the songs all lowk bangers and it could be my favorite band fr if bro wasnt a child molester, like dawg was that necessary this could've been perfect
November 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
When the songs all lowk bangers and it could be my favorite band fr if bro wasnt a child molester, like dawg was that necessary this could've been perfect
WAIT FUCK ISNT IT NNN NOW... SHIT DAWG I FORGOT
November 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
WAIT FUCK ISNT IT NNN NOW... SHIT DAWG I FORGOT
I just told my sister that I’ve been gooning since I was four and she ran to my mom and asked her if I was lying and my mom just said that she doesn’t know if I am but she accepts it- 😭 Tf is that supposed to mean 🥀🥀
November 7, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I just told my sister that I’ve been gooning since I was four and she ran to my mom and asked her if I was lying and my mom just said that she doesn’t know if I am but she accepts it- 😭 Tf is that supposed to mean 🥀🥀
„Wait, so without photosynthesis there’d be no cocaine!!“ is a random line my sister jsut dropped at the dinner table
November 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
„Wait, so without photosynthesis there’d be no cocaine!!“ is a random line my sister jsut dropped at the dinner table
I saw that post before you deleted it but I didn’t take a screenshot so I have no proof of your sick and twisted mind and nobody would believe me..
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November 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I saw that post before you deleted it but I didn’t take a screenshot so I have no proof of your sick and twisted mind and nobody would believe me..
Uhm so I was goofing around n my mom just said itd be nice if I stopped breathing in her ear (I was half tryna ragebait and half tryna silly annoy her), and it’s scary how good I can make a seriously upset face like I think she feels gen guilty now bc I acted really hurt by her request… tf to do now
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November 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Uhm so I was goofing around n my mom just said itd be nice if I stopped breathing in her ear (I was half tryna ragebait and half tryna silly annoy her), and it’s scary how good I can make a seriously upset face like I think she feels gen guilty now bc I acted really hurt by her request… tf to do now
I don’t care where or how they find my body.
November 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I don’t care where or how they find my body.
Im not even joking I was just laying in bed sick when I hear my fucking dad yelling 67… omg I hate this family
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November 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Im not even joking I was just laying in bed sick when I hear my fucking dad yelling 67… omg I hate this family
I always thought fictional crushes were really stupid and cringe, like- smth you'd only have if you are one of these cringe ass tween girls who fanboy like crazy over stupid shit, doesn't matter if Justin Beaver or Gojo, but yk the kind. (They're also very likely into yaoi and dark romance)... but..
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November 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I always thought fictional crushes were really stupid and cringe, like- smth you'd only have if you are one of these cringe ass tween girls who fanboy like crazy over stupid shit, doesn't matter if Justin Beaver or Gojo, but yk the kind. (They're also very likely into yaoi and dark romance)... but..
There ain't no way that the guy who was naming Uranus didn't know what he was doing- like c'mon
November 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
There ain't no way that the guy who was naming Uranus didn't know what he was doing- like c'mon
I committed an unforgivable sin.
November 7, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I committed an unforgivable sin.
Just realized I haven’t played Forza in a while…
November 7, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Just realized I haven’t played Forza in a while…
Bro my name is so goofy I’m gen cracking up bc of it sometimes when I see it I swear
November 7, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Bro my name is so goofy I’m gen cracking up bc of it sometimes when I see it I swear
I have very complex and emotional opinions about microwaves btw
November 7, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I have very complex and emotional opinions about microwaves btw
The SCP foundation is real, I know it..
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November 7, 2025 at 6:48 AM
The SCP foundation is real, I know it..
Yeah, I think it’s best to call out sick today, I have a rlly bad cold. Because I can’t breathe through my nose at all I had to breathe through my mouth the entire night, now it’s super dry and my throat hurts. I also woke up multiple times tonight sweating immensely but freezing at the same time..
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November 7, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Yeah, I think it’s best to call out sick today, I have a rlly bad cold. Because I can’t breathe through my nose at all I had to breathe through my mouth the entire night, now it’s super dry and my throat hurts. I also woke up multiple times tonight sweating immensely but freezing at the same time..
I may be stupid,,
But my heart is full of love,,
And my tummy is full of dirt
🥺❤️
But my heart is full of love,,
And my tummy is full of dirt
🥺❤️
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November 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I may be stupid,,
But my heart is full of love,,
And my tummy is full of dirt
🥺❤️
But my heart is full of love,,
And my tummy is full of dirt
🥺❤️
Bro spilled the beans-
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November 6, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Bro spilled the beans-
Should I be concerned that I can’t feel nor move my left foot since like half an hour now?…
November 6, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Should I be concerned that I can’t feel nor move my left foot since like half an hour now?…
AND CONTINUING ON MY RANT ABOUT CORRECT SPELLING AND GRAMMAR ETC; ITS A CAR, NOT AN. LEARN YOUR OWN FUCKING RULES OMFG IT PMO SO BAD REALLY, ITS SUCH A SIMPLE GRAMMAR RULE FR. A BIKE. AN APPLE. A TRUCK. AN IDIOT. LIKE- VOCALS?? A, E, I, O, U?? ARE YOU DENSE???? THATS THE LANGUAGE YOU GREW UP WITH!?-
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November 6, 2025 at 11:24 AM
AND CONTINUING ON MY RANT ABOUT CORRECT SPELLING AND GRAMMAR ETC; ITS A CAR, NOT AN. LEARN YOUR OWN FUCKING RULES OMFG IT PMO SO BAD REALLY, ITS SUCH A SIMPLE GRAMMAR RULE FR. A BIKE. AN APPLE. A TRUCK. AN IDIOT. LIKE- VOCALS?? A, E, I, O, U?? ARE YOU DENSE???? THATS THE LANGUAGE YOU GREW UP WITH!?-