Kaiser
@secretly100rats.bsky.social
Kaiser || German || minor || male, he/him
Feeling the Christmas spirit touch me inappropriately- I JUST FOUND A HAIR IN MY MOUTH DAWG WTF
Feeling the Christmas spirit touch me inappropriately- I JUST FOUND A HAIR IN MY MOUTH DAWG WTF
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Kaiser
@secretly100rats.bsky.social
· Sep 17
𝕻𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖉 𝖕𝖔𝖘𝖙/ 𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖗𝖔𝖉𝖚𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉:
⭑Kaiser
⭑Male, he/him
⭑Slavic-German
⭑Minor!!
⭑Proud Father of two cats
⭑Teenage boy with god complex
⭑Politically based (??)
⭑Super normal??...
⭑..???
⭑?
⭑Kaiser
⭑Male, he/him
⭑Slavic-German
⭑Minor!!
⭑Proud Father of two cats
⭑Teenage boy with god complex
⭑Politically based (??)
⭑Super normal??...
⭑..???
⭑?
Damn dawg I lowk needa become a math prodigy and become a workaholic and just return to my old gifted child status, like why did I just get normal at some point, it’s not like you can really lose IQ points- I’m still smart, just way too lazy to learn or put in any effort -,-
December 9, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Damn dawg I lowk needa become a math prodigy and become a workaholic and just return to my old gifted child status, like why did I just get normal at some point, it’s not like you can really lose IQ points- I’m still smart, just way too lazy to learn or put in any effort -,-
I gen suck at time management sooo bad broski how tf am I still top of class at this hustler school?? 😭 I’m serious school sucks so much when all of your classmates actually put in effort n shit so you actually gotta work to be better than them. 🥀
Cough cough.. tf u mean I have a huge ass assignment till tmrw that I have to write like 80 pages for, all abt a book I haven’t even read yet?? Huh? Ohh and the two presentations that are like genuinely super urgent? One tmrw morning and one next week (bc I’m skipping that today I did nothing gng 🥀)
December 8, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I gen suck at time management sooo bad broski how tf am I still top of class at this hustler school?? 😭 I’m serious school sucks so much when all of your classmates actually put in effort n shit so you actually gotta work to be better than them. 🥀
Cough cough.. tf u mean I have a huge ass assignment till tmrw that I have to write like 80 pages for, all abt a book I haven’t even read yet?? Huh? Ohh and the two presentations that are like genuinely super urgent? One tmrw morning and one next week (bc I’m skipping that today I did nothing gng 🥀)
December 8, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Cough cough.. tf u mean I have a huge ass assignment till tmrw that I have to write like 80 pages for, all abt a book I haven’t even read yet?? Huh? Ohh and the two presentations that are like genuinely super urgent? One tmrw morning and one next week (bc I’m skipping that today I did nothing gng 🥀)
This is the shit istg
December 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
This is the shit istg
For reference, thats one hundred million bytes, which equals like me downloading around 50 (1080p) movies on the bus. A month. 😭 I mean I’m close to 70.000 objects on my mobile devices and my iCloud is screaming in agony but dawg come on chill out (also I’m not downloading movies while mobile wtf)
How on earth am I using up almost 100GB monthly not even with my pc (where I’m really using up much data and processing power with my programming, cutting, editing and animation software etc), bc my pc is plugged into my home wifi at all times, I use allat up with just my fucking smartphone. Rip.
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December 6, 2025 at 1:22 PM
For reference, thats one hundred million bytes, which equals like me downloading around 50 (1080p) movies on the bus. A month. 😭 I mean I’m close to 70.000 objects on my mobile devices and my iCloud is screaming in agony but dawg come on chill out (also I’m not downloading movies while mobile wtf)
How on earth am I using up almost 100GB monthly not even with my pc (where I’m really using up much data and processing power with my programming, cutting, editing and animation software etc), bc my pc is plugged into my home wifi at all times, I use allat up with just my fucking smartphone. Rip.
a black and white photo of a cat 's face .
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December 6, 2025 at 1:15 PM
How on earth am I using up almost 100GB monthly not even with my pc (where I’m really using up much data and processing power with my programming, cutting, editing and animation software etc), bc my pc is plugged into my home wifi at all times, I use allat up with just my fucking smartphone. Rip.
Uhm help so no offense but what the fuck is yume shipping and why is it highk cringing me out so much, I mean everyone can do whatever they want as long as they have fun so I’m not gonna make any mean comments, but holy hell dawg 🥀 I’m just gonna look at you and think my part
December 6, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Uhm help so no offense but what the fuck is yume shipping and why is it highk cringing me out so much, I mean everyone can do whatever they want as long as they have fun so I’m not gonna make any mean comments, but holy hell dawg 🥀 I’m just gonna look at you and think my part
Welcome to the exposing thread of @angelsintraining.bsky.social 💔🥀
(I’m not actually gonna put in effort and make a whole ass thread guys I have shit to do ❤️🩹)
(I’m not actually gonna put in effort and make a whole ass thread guys I have shit to do ❤️🩹)
December 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Welcome to the exposing thread of @angelsintraining.bsky.social 💔🥀
(I’m not actually gonna put in effort and make a whole ass thread guys I have shit to do ❤️🩹)
(I’m not actually gonna put in effort and make a whole ass thread guys I have shit to do ❤️🩹)
Tf is my Pinterest on dawg 😭 The fuck you mean „Christmas“ 🥀💔
December 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Tf is my Pinterest on dawg 😭 The fuck you mean „Christmas“ 🥀💔
The fuck?? (Cough cough)
December 5, 2025 at 1:14 PM
The fuck?? (Cough cough)
Should I Ginger my hair fr? Gingeraffirming treatment type shit- I’m sorry I find this way funnier than it is idk why 😭, let my ass be transginger for shits sake 💔
December 5, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Should I Ginger my hair fr? Gingeraffirming treatment type shit- I’m sorry I find this way funnier than it is idk why 😭, let my ass be transginger for shits sake 💔
Mb I’m not as active rn chat I have a life to live and shit to do 🥀
December 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Mb I’m not as active rn chat I have a life to live and shit to do 🥀
highk me btw
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December 2, 2025 at 12:44 PM
highk me btw
Bc like- why do you want me to animate a gory af suicide, teach?? Massive sideeye. Is there smth you wanna tell me?? And how in hell does that have anything to do with literature class I seriously wanna know 😭
Uhm, so I just got the most... well, interesting school assignment I've ever gotten to this day I think. Like- what the actual fuck.
December 1, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Bc like- why do you want me to animate a gory af suicide, teach?? Massive sideeye. Is there smth you wanna tell me?? And how in hell does that have anything to do with literature class I seriously wanna know 😭
Uhm, so I just got the most... well, interesting school assignment I've ever gotten to this day I think. Like- what the actual fuck.
December 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Uhm, so I just got the most... well, interesting school assignment I've ever gotten to this day I think. Like- what the actual fuck.
Just read the best piece of literature there ever has and will exist in the entire history of mankind. Its making me feel stuff, yk?? So- just, perfect in every way. I have been fucking blessed.
November 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Just read the best piece of literature there ever has and will exist in the entire history of mankind. Its making me feel stuff, yk?? So- just, perfect in every way. I have been fucking blessed.
Why do random single toes of my left foot randomly go numb for up to an hour 😭 this is irregularly happening over the span of weeks now and idk if I should be worried
November 27, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Why do random single toes of my left foot randomly go numb for up to an hour 😭 this is irregularly happening over the span of weeks now and idk if I should be worried
Charging my iPad all night just to wake up and notice I forgot to turn my power outlet back on after I returned home yesterday… great. Thanks.
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Charging my iPad all night just to wake up and notice I forgot to turn my power outlet back on after I returned home yesterday… great. Thanks.
I saw that post before you deleted it but I didn’t take a screenshot so I have no proof of your sick and twisted mind and nobody would believe me..
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November 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I saw that post before you deleted it but I didn’t take a screenshot so I have no proof of your sick and twisted mind and nobody would believe me..
Im not even joking I was just laying in bed sick when I hear my fucking dad yelling 67… omg I hate this family
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November 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Im not even joking I was just laying in bed sick when I hear my fucking dad yelling 67… omg I hate this family
Bro my name is so goofy I’m gen cracking up bc of it sometimes when I see it I swear
November 7, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Bro my name is so goofy I’m gen cracking up bc of it sometimes when I see it I swear