Mags Be Zen
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Just a Little Polish Girl living in beautiful Colorado 😌 Breathe in, breathe out... repeat.
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2024: Gulf of Mexico
2025: Gulf of America
2026: Gulf of Trump
2025: Gulf of America
2026: Gulf of Trump
December 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
2024: Gulf of Mexico
2025: Gulf of America
2026: Gulf of Trump
2025: Gulf of America
2026: Gulf of Trump
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“Whatcha lookin’ at, Morris?”
“Not a fucking thing, Walter.”
“Not a fucking thing, Walter.”
December 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
“Whatcha lookin’ at, Morris?”
“Not a fucking thing, Walter.”
“Not a fucking thing, Walter.”
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I just peed a little! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
December 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I just peed a little! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
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After much research and development I have made an offline version of ChatGPT.
Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
December 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
After much research and development I have made an offline version of ChatGPT.
Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
I'm so proud of my home country's center/left politicians today! Go Polska! Go Europe! 😌 🇵🇱
December 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I'm so proud of my home country's center/left politicians today! Go Polska! Go Europe! 😌 🇵🇱
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Polish Foreign Minister replies to Musk: 🇵🇱
December 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Polish Foreign Minister replies to Musk: 🇵🇱
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
My only hope is that the next POTUS (D) tears it all down and rebuilds based on the original blueprints. And the bill should be paid by the tRumpfs family, who is making so much money from the presidency! This is simply outrageous! 😤😡😠🤬
October 24, 2025 at 4:59 AM
My only hope is that the next POTUS (D) tears it all down and rebuilds based on the original blueprints. And the bill should be paid by the tRumpfs family, who is making so much money from the presidency! This is simply outrageous! 😤😡😠🤬
Just so we're clear, because the "First Escort" of the United States doesn't give a flying rat's ass about working for the American People, the "Orange Dictator" made an irreversible change to a Historic East Wing where all the First Ladies worked before. Got it!
October 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Just so we're clear, because the "First Escort" of the United States doesn't give a flying rat's ass about working for the American People, the "Orange Dictator" made an irreversible change to a Historic East Wing where all the First Ladies worked before. Got it!
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Lavrov has arrived for the meeting in a shirt that says СССР (USSR).
August 15, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Lavrov has arrived for the meeting in a shirt that says СССР (USSR).
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Today’s reading exercise.
May 8, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Today’s reading exercise.
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😥 this makes me sad.
May 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
😥 this makes me sad.
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Punxsutawney Phil predicts at least another four years of batshit craziness.
February 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Punxsutawney Phil predicts at least another four years of batshit craziness.
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Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
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November 27, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
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Let’s run the government like a business, drive the car like a bicycle, and play the guitar like a piano
November 25, 2024 at 11:41 AM
Let’s run the government like a business, drive the car like a bicycle, and play the guitar like a piano
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If you're spending my tax dollars keeping a colleague out of the bathroom, but you're cool with our national secrets being stored there, fuck you very much.
November 24, 2024 at 5:22 AM
If you're spending my tax dollars keeping a colleague out of the bathroom, but you're cool with our national secrets being stored there, fuck you very much.
I thought we might get 2 months before we need to buckle up for the upcoming 4 years of horrors, but I was wrong. It got really stupid, really fast 😳
November 19, 2024 at 7:07 PM
I thought we might get 2 months before we need to buckle up for the upcoming 4 years of horrors, but I was wrong. It got really stupid, really fast 😳