Matt Gale
@secondratesherlock.bsky.social
Digger of rabbit holes - Finder of people
Tennessee made it a felony for politicians to vote in favor of “sanctuary policies.” We’ll see how vaguely they interpret that term.
They also made it so only US citizens can get a drivers license. Legal permanent residents can only get a temporary DL that clearly marks them as non-citizens.
They also made it so only US citizens can get a drivers license. Legal permanent residents can only get a temporary DL that clearly marks them as non-citizens.
February 1, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Tennessee made it a felony for politicians to vote in favor of “sanctuary policies.” We’ll see how vaguely they interpret that term.
They also made it so only US citizens can get a drivers license. Legal permanent residents can only get a temporary DL that clearly marks them as non-citizens.
They also made it so only US citizens can get a drivers license. Legal permanent residents can only get a temporary DL that clearly marks them as non-citizens.
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Right out of the gate they are detaining U.S. citizens and saying their “papers”are fake. It was always a lie.
January 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Right out of the gate they are detaining U.S. citizens and saying their “papers”are fake. It was always a lie.
He pardoned the lady who stole 115 fetuses and picked the 5 biggest ones to keep in jars in her fridge?
This is gonna be a weird four years.
This is gonna be a weird four years.
January 24, 2025 at 5:21 AM
He pardoned the lady who stole 115 fetuses and picked the 5 biggest ones to keep in jars in her fridge?
This is gonna be a weird four years.
This is gonna be a weird four years.
The obvious joke is that Obama comes back, but Ogles thought of that.
“Aimed at allowing Donald Trump”is literal. It’s carefully worded to only apply to Donald.
“Aimed at allowing Donald Trump”is literal. It’s carefully worded to only apply to Donald.
January 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The obvious joke is that Obama comes back, but Ogles thought of that.
“Aimed at allowing Donald Trump”is literal. It’s carefully worded to only apply to Donald.
“Aimed at allowing Donald Trump”is literal. It’s carefully worded to only apply to Donald.
Bernie Sanders is going into hiding.
Trump has signed an executive order declassifying files regarding JFK, RFK, and MLK Jr.
Weird how he didn't include Epstein in that list.
Weird how he didn't include Epstein in that list.
January 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Bernie Sanders is going into hiding.
He’s saying to literally do the cartoon. I genuinely hope they do. Go full mask off, it’ll make this all easier.
January 23, 2025 at 8:09 AM
He’s saying to literally do the cartoon. I genuinely hope they do. Go full mask off, it’ll make this all easier.
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Roses are red
The rich aren’t the villain
The rich aren’t the villain
December 13, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Roses are red
The rich aren’t the villain
The rich aren’t the villain
I love polio as much as the next guy, but this seems like a weird thing for someone in charge of healthcare to support.
i am convinced that these people are death worshippers who want to spread as much disease and sickness as possible (i also think this is all tied up in eugenic beliefs about the “survival of the fittest” www.nytimes.com/2024/12/13/h...
Kennedy’s Lawyer Has Asked the F.D.A. to Revoke Approval of the Polio Vaccine
Aaron Siri, who specializes in vaccine lawsuits, has been at Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s side reviewing candidates for top jobs at the Department of Health and Human Services.
www.nytimes.com
December 14, 2024 at 3:38 AM
I love polio as much as the next guy, but this seems like a weird thing for someone in charge of healthcare to support.
I will watch this while simultaneously hating that it exists.
A “Malcolm in the Middle” revival is set for Disney+, with original stars Frankie Muniz, Bryan Cranston, and Jane Kaczmarek set to reprise their roles
‘Malcolm in the Middle’ Revival Set at Disney+ With Frankie Muniz, Bryan Cranston, Jane Kaczmarek Returning
A "Malcolm in the Middle" revival has been ordered at Disney+, Variety has learned. Frankie Muniz, Bryan Cranston and Jane Kaczmarek are returning.
variety.com
December 13, 2024 at 6:34 PM
I will watch this while simultaneously hating that it exists.
He’s almost here.
December 13, 2024 at 5:11 PM
He’s almost here.
Drone crashed in Morris County. Police are on scene. Now we see if they keep denying knowing what they are.
December 13, 2024 at 4:00 AM
Drone crashed in Morris County. Police are on scene. Now we see if they keep denying knowing what they are.
I’m not advocating violence, but this is how you end with a CEO shot in the back on a Manhattan sidewalk while the country cheers.
December 12, 2024 at 1:45 AM
I’m not advocating violence, but this is how you end with a CEO shot in the back on a Manhattan sidewalk while the country cheers.
With Donald’s cases and sentencing postponed indefinitely, there’s no reason to not pardon him. Refusing to pardon him would not prove any point anymore.
Hope he celebrates with a hookers and blow pool party. Rules mean nothing. People in power are openly above the law. Lean into it.
Hope he celebrates with a hookers and blow pool party. Rules mean nothing. People in power are openly above the law. Lean into it.
BREAKING: JOE BIDEN HAS PARDONED HIS SON HUNTER! YESSSSSSSS www.nbcnews.com/politics/joe...
President Biden pardons his son Hunter Biden
The decision, which was first reported by NBC News, is a reversal for the president, who repeatedly said he would not use his authority to pardon his son or commute his sentence.
www.nbcnews.com
December 2, 2024 at 6:13 AM
With Donald’s cases and sentencing postponed indefinitely, there’s no reason to not pardon him. Refusing to pardon him would not prove any point anymore.
Hope he celebrates with a hookers and blow pool party. Rules mean nothing. People in power are openly above the law. Lean into it.
Hope he celebrates with a hookers and blow pool party. Rules mean nothing. People in power are openly above the law. Lean into it.
Sure, every life decision feeling consequential and important is great when you’re PRETENDING to be poor.
Remove the safety net of millions of dollars of assets to fall back on, then say it’s fun.
He’s basically on a camping trip talking about how living off the land is all easy fun and games.
Remove the safety net of millions of dollars of assets to fall back on, then say it’s fun.
He’s basically on a camping trip talking about how living off the land is all easy fun and games.
November 29, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Sure, every life decision feeling consequential and important is great when you’re PRETENDING to be poor.
Remove the safety net of millions of dollars of assets to fall back on, then say it’s fun.
He’s basically on a camping trip talking about how living off the land is all easy fun and games.
Remove the safety net of millions of dollars of assets to fall back on, then say it’s fun.
He’s basically on a camping trip talking about how living off the land is all easy fun and games.
Now that funny people are leaving the other site to come here, there’s a huge surge of people over there copying hall of fame tweets from people who left.
Another symptom of the dying site.
Another symptom of the dying site.
November 25, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Now that funny people are leaving the other site to come here, there’s a huge surge of people over there copying hall of fame tweets from people who left.
Another symptom of the dying site.
Another symptom of the dying site.
NextDoor created a thread about chemtrails. I told them I was a chemtrail pilot and they can’t stop me. The creator of the thread blocked me so I can’t see the thread, but the app still gives me reply notifications.
So they’re all screaming at me, but I can’t even see the panic to appreciate it.
So they’re all screaming at me, but I can’t even see the panic to appreciate it.
November 21, 2024 at 3:05 AM
NextDoor created a thread about chemtrails. I told them I was a chemtrail pilot and they can’t stop me. The creator of the thread blocked me so I can’t see the thread, but the app still gives me reply notifications.
So they’re all screaming at me, but I can’t even see the panic to appreciate it.
So they’re all screaming at me, but I can’t even see the panic to appreciate it.
Japan really ups the chip game. Steak flavored? Garlic shrimp? I got them because they sounded weird, but they’re so much better than the regular flavors in grocery stores.
November 21, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Japan really ups the chip game. Steak flavored? Garlic shrimp? I got them because they sounded weird, but they’re so much better than the regular flavors in grocery stores.
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Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
I’m telling ya, JD Vance is going to have an easy time recruiting Trump into the Curtis Yarvin following.
November 7, 2024 at 10:58 PM
I’m telling ya, JD Vance is going to have an easy time recruiting Trump into the Curtis Yarvin following.
RFK Jr is a loon and has a lot of opinions that make me scared of him being in any position of power.
But he should start a push to make prescription drug commercials illegal. It is insane to me that those exist and he may actually agree with that for the wrong reasons.
But he should start a push to make prescription drug commercials illegal. It is insane to me that those exist and he may actually agree with that for the wrong reasons.
November 7, 2024 at 8:55 PM
RFK Jr is a loon and has a lot of opinions that make me scared of him being in any position of power.
But he should start a push to make prescription drug commercials illegal. It is insane to me that those exist and he may actually agree with that for the wrong reasons.
But he should start a push to make prescription drug commercials illegal. It is insane to me that those exist and he may actually agree with that for the wrong reasons.
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welcome to the Age of Diarrhea
November 7, 2024 at 4:57 AM
welcome to the Age of Diarrhea
I don’t know why this wasn’t a headline on every outlet. The plan is to “temporarily” crash the markets and bring widespread suffering. If the Trump administration actually does what Elon is promising, be prepared for hardship. The hardship is part of their plan.
www.marketwatch.com/story/kaboom...
www.marketwatch.com/story/kaboom...
www.marketwatch.com
November 7, 2024 at 6:27 PM
I don’t know why this wasn’t a headline on every outlet. The plan is to “temporarily” crash the markets and bring widespread suffering. If the Trump administration actually does what Elon is promising, be prepared for hardship. The hardship is part of their plan.
www.marketwatch.com/story/kaboom...
www.marketwatch.com/story/kaboom...
Hoping the 2028 candidate is somebody that I have currently never heard of. I want new blood and a fresh face.
“Vote against trump” worked in 2020 when the hatred was fresh. America has a short attention span, so it failed in 2024.
2028 needs a candidate people want to vote for, not a lesser evil.
“Vote against trump” worked in 2020 when the hatred was fresh. America has a short attention span, so it failed in 2024.
2028 needs a candidate people want to vote for, not a lesser evil.
November 7, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Hoping the 2028 candidate is somebody that I have currently never heard of. I want new blood and a fresh face.
“Vote against trump” worked in 2020 when the hatred was fresh. America has a short attention span, so it failed in 2024.
2028 needs a candidate people want to vote for, not a lesser evil.
“Vote against trump” worked in 2020 when the hatred was fresh. America has a short attention span, so it failed in 2024.
2028 needs a candidate people want to vote for, not a lesser evil.
I just opened this app for the first time in 10 months. Figure the other place isn’t gonna be great for a while.
I lost 30 followers in my absence. Follow me folks. I’ll be giving opinions few people care about!
I lost 30 followers in my absence. Follow me folks. I’ll be giving opinions few people care about!
November 7, 2024 at 6:08 PM
I just opened this app for the first time in 10 months. Figure the other place isn’t gonna be great for a while.
I lost 30 followers in my absence. Follow me folks. I’ll be giving opinions few people care about!
I lost 30 followers in my absence. Follow me folks. I’ll be giving opinions few people care about!
Overdue update:
The beast is tamed.
The beast is tamed.
January 8, 2024 at 4:38 AM
Overdue update:
The beast is tamed.
The beast is tamed.