He’s saying to literally do the cartoon. I genuinely hope they do. Go full mask off, it’ll make this all easier.

He’s almost here.

I’m not advocating violence, but this is how you end with a CEO shot in the back on a Manhattan sidewalk while the country cheers.

Sure, every life decision feeling consequential and important is great when you’re PRETENDING to be poor.

Remove the safety net of millions of dollars of assets to fall back on, then say it’s fun.

He’s basically on a camping trip talking about how living off the land is all easy fun and games.

Japan really ups the chip game. Steak flavored? Garlic shrimp? I got them because they sounded weird, but they’re so much better than the regular flavors in grocery stores.

I’m telling ya, JD Vance is going to have an easy time recruiting Trump into the Curtis Yarvin following.

Overdue update:
The beast is tamed.

Mike Warren is once again the owner of a local eatery called The Purple Cow. Mike Warren is married to Sheila "The Killer Clown" Keen-Warren.

Sheila was Mike's mistress back in 1990 until she murdered Mike's then-wife, Marlene Warren, before marrying Mike herself.

Biden's remarks on Kissinger finally dying remind me of when Dwight's aunt dies on The Office and at the funeral people just say factual information about her like "she had the biggest farm in the area" and her height and shit.

If only Anthony Bourdain was still here to write the eulogy.

Sometimes you see a thing that reminds you we live in the future.

Crazy that Sean "Robert Voe" Williams escaped.

I'm sure the sex trafficker heavily connected to local law enforcement escaped all on his own. Sure the cops ignored his "R*** List" and the police chief ruined the career of the prosecutor going after "Voe". But that's coincidence.

Cat is getting confident.

PI shows are mostly bullshit, but there are only two types of PI's:
1) The ones that have been forced to shoot a suspicious nun.
2) The ones that haven't been forced to shoot a suspicious nun yet.

This is cat. He's a stray. I have talked to him like a human for two weeks while putting food out. He is finally eating while I'm still outside instead of hiding under the deck until I leave.

Don't buy a cat, they're free if you have patience.

Full indictment for anyone interested:

Come on man.

Here's my obligatory BlueSky post mocking Elon.