Secretary of Balloon Doggies
@secballoondogs.bsky.social
I didn’t ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the balloon doggies demanded it!
Guess when this book came out.
November 19, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Guess when this book came out.
Thar he blows!
November 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Thar he blows!
Dude also posted this today. I think he might just be a troll.
November 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Dude also posted this today. I think he might just be a troll.
What I love about Bluesky is that a joke about baseball can turn into a discussion of Kurt Vonnegut’s later works.
November 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
What I love about Bluesky is that a joke about baseball can turn into a discussion of Kurt Vonnegut’s later works.
Who indeed….
October 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Who indeed….
Over on Twitter, people continue to be upset over Hindus…existing.
October 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Over on Twitter, people continue to be upset over Hindus…existing.
Seriously, fuck this guy.
August 29, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Seriously, fuck this guy.
Matt’s metaphor is accidentally correct, because pit bulls aren’t inherently more dangerous than other dog breeds. They only have that reputation because of sensationalized news reports.
August 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Matt’s metaphor is accidentally correct, because pit bulls aren’t inherently more dangerous than other dog breeds. They only have that reputation because of sensationalized news reports.
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about.
August 12, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about.
The Air Force officially says “this doesn’t reflect on your service or character”
THEN WHY ARE THEY BEING FIRED!?
THEN WHY ARE THEY BEING FIRED!?
August 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The Air Force officially says “this doesn’t reflect on your service or character”
THEN WHY ARE THEY BEING FIRED!?
THEN WHY ARE THEY BEING FIRED!?
Hey, perfect place to repost this video of a drunken Laura Loomer hitting on a Nazi.
July 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Hey, perfect place to repost this video of a drunken Laura Loomer hitting on a Nazi.
Every time.
June 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Every time.
He’ll always be Clarence Boddicker to me.
June 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
He’ll always be Clarence Boddicker to me.
FYI, this is the tweet he was responding to. Guy is mad because there are brown people around when he shops. MAGA is just racism.
June 6, 2025 at 12:18 AM
FYI, this is the tweet he was responding to. Guy is mad because there are brown people around when he shops. MAGA is just racism.
