Secretary of Balloon Doggies
@secballoondogs.bsky.social
I didn’t ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the balloon doggies demanded it!
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This is completely disgusting. Today, the CDC updated their vaccine safety page. It now says:
“The claim "vaccines do not cause autism" is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that infant vaccines cause autism”.
“The claim "vaccines do not cause autism" is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that infant vaccines cause autism”.
November 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM
This is completely disgusting. Today, the CDC updated their vaccine safety page. It now says:
“The claim "vaccines do not cause autism" is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that infant vaccines cause autism”.
“The claim "vaccines do not cause autism" is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that infant vaccines cause autism”.
Guess when this book came out.
November 19, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Guess when this book came out.
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Richard hannania like
November 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Richard hannania like
Prop 50 has passed.
Darrell Issa right now:
Darrell Issa right now:
a cartoon character sitting on a bus with the words i 'm in danger above him
ALT: a cartoon character sitting on a bus with the words i 'm in danger above him
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Prop 50 has passed.
Darrell Issa right now:
Darrell Issa right now:
So, who’s the most evil person alive now?
November 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
So, who’s the most evil person alive now?
What I love about Bluesky is that a joke about baseball can turn into a discussion of Kurt Vonnegut’s later works.
November 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
What I love about Bluesky is that a joke about baseball can turn into a discussion of Kurt Vonnegut’s later works.
Canada right now…
a red teletubbies character is standing in a grassy field with his arms outstretched .
ALT: a red teletubbies character is standing in a grassy field with his arms outstretched .
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Canada right now…
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So much infighting these days.
November 1, 2025 at 3:39 PM
So much infighting these days.
I’m getting some game 3 vibes.
November 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I’m getting some game 3 vibes.
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🚨🚨🚨ICE agents have criminal backgrounds including domestic violence and battery. Many have not had any background checks or fingerprints taken. Well, this is 100% consistent with what we are seeing on the streets of America.
October 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
🚨🚨🚨ICE agents have criminal backgrounds including domestic violence and battery. Many have not had any background checks or fingerprints taken. Well, this is 100% consistent with what we are seeing on the streets of America.
Over on Twitter, people continue to be upset over Hindus…existing.
October 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Over on Twitter, people continue to be upset over Hindus…existing.
This is some banana republic bullshit.
Trump said he deserved a cut for brokering the TikTok deal, and at once there was agreement that his son Baron would have a top executive slot... though he hasn't asked for it, and has no apparent qualifications to hold it. This is how Trump 2.0 works. www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2025...
Barron Trump tipped for top TikTok job
US president’s 19-year-old son could be appointed to the app’s board
www.telegraph.co.uk
October 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
This is some banana republic bullshit.
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They spelled Epstein wrong: www.cnn.com/2025/10/07/p...
FBI employees ordered to immediately search for records related to Amelia Earhart, sources say | CNN Politics
The Trump administration has ordered FBI employees in Washington, DC, and New York to immediately search their workstations and digital media for any records pertaining to the disappearance of Amelia ...
www.cnn.com
October 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
They spelled Epstein wrong: www.cnn.com/2025/10/07/p...
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I just tried doing this (with “Yakety Sax”), but can’t figure out how to upload it so the sound works.
September 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I just tried doing this (with “Yakety Sax”), but can’t figure out how to upload it so the sound works.
Trump is such a bad President that his awfulness has reached backwards in time and turned @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social into a New Deal Democrat.
“There are those who would try to refuse the worker any effective power to bargain collectively, to earn a decent livelihood and to acquire security. It is those shortsighted ones who threaten this country with class dissension…”
— Franklin Roosevelt, Sep. 6, 1936
www.thebulwark.com/p/labor-day-...
— Franklin Roosevelt, Sep. 6, 1936
www.thebulwark.com/p/labor-day-...
Labor Day: How Political and Economic Freedom Are Linked
It has never been a class holiday. It has always been a national holiday.
www.thebulwark.com
September 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump is such a bad President that his awfulness has reached backwards in time and turned @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social into a New Deal Democrat.
Seriously, fuck this guy.
August 29, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Seriously, fuck this guy.
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“The root hypocrisy of fascism is that it brings to power supermen…whose unceasing message is that they are threatened by anything and everything…The media, by and large, treats this kind of rough manly pants-pissing with helicopter-parenting levels of concern.”
www.truthdig.com/articles/whi...
www.truthdig.com/articles/whi...
Which Way, Western Wuss? - Truthdig
Hail, our self-proclaimed supermen, who feel threatened by anything and everything.
www.truthdig.com
August 16, 2025 at 11:23 AM
“The root hypocrisy of fascism is that it brings to power supermen…whose unceasing message is that they are threatened by anything and everything…The media, by and large, treats this kind of rough manly pants-pissing with helicopter-parenting levels of concern.”
www.truthdig.com/articles/whi...
www.truthdig.com/articles/whi...
Matt’s metaphor is accidentally correct, because pit bulls aren’t inherently more dangerous than other dog breeds. They only have that reputation because of sensationalized news reports.
August 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Matt’s metaphor is accidentally correct, because pit bulls aren’t inherently more dangerous than other dog breeds. They only have that reputation because of sensationalized news reports.
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about.
August 12, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about.
Larry Summers is god damn idiot.
August 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Larry Summers is god damn idiot.
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“The president cut your health care so he could build himself a golden ballroom” is a pretty easy message to sell
July 31, 2025 at 11:55 PM
“The president cut your health care so he could build himself a golden ballroom” is a pretty easy message to sell
He's back, folks. Lock up the good silverware, keep your hand on your wallet.
July 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM
He's back, folks. Lock up the good silverware, keep your hand on your wallet.
And, once again, Republicans manage to rescue Newsom’s political career by attacking him.
Powerful address to California by our governor, but my local NBC4 newscaster just called him “President” Newsom by mistake lol 😂☠️
June 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
And, once again, Republicans manage to rescue Newsom’s political career by attacking him.
LITERALLY a fascist policy.
Linda McMahon: "Universities should continue to be able to do research as long as they're abiding by the laws and in sync, I think, with the administration and what the administration is trying to accomplish."
May 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
LITERALLY a fascist policy.