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Lets say mean things about the husbands of real housewives
Craving one of these rn
June 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I kinda want to get in the gym and get really really strong so that I can beat up adult (straight) men as a hobby.
a woman is holding her hair and making a face .
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June 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
This is my boyfriend he goes to a different school. That's why u don't know him.
May 31, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I have too many parasocial relationships with celebrities.
(Tiktok pets)

Still getting over Sundae and Howie. 🥺
May 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I hope the new pope is Conan Obrien
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May 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Please highlight this story.

ICE stormed into the wrong house, trashed the place, and made women/girls stand outside in the rain in their underwear. ICE also stole phones, laptops, and cash savings from the family, who moved to OKC two weeks ago.

kfor.com/news/local/w...
'We're citizens!': Oklahoma City family traumatized after ICE raids home, but they weren't suspects
A woman says her family’s fresh start in Oklahoma turned into a nightmare after federal immigration agents raided their home, taking their phones, laptops, and life savings – even though they were …
kfor.com
April 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Jax is a dark, irredeemable soul. Deeply evil. His poor kid.
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April 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I think about Yolanda every single time I eat an almond.
April 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I'll be turning 40 on Lady Gaga's birthday. If anyone has any cool mid-life crisis ideas, please submit them now
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March 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]

CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
March 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Thanks for everything George Lowe.
March 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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never again do I want to hear “women are too emotional to be world leaders” after that vengeful egotistical disgrace sits hunched over in that chair
February 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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February 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Over 50 episodes of MTV Unplugged, many unavailable for over two decades, are now streaming on Paramount+ → cons.lv/feYgIU
February 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I have a flight tomorrow, so I extra-cleaned my house in case I die in a Trump Plane Crash ™️. I don't wanna be a burden to my surviving family. 🥰
February 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Maybe I'm just bringing my own baggage into this, but BJ Novak kinda claiming Mindy Kaling in public now that she's thin is bugging me.
February 19, 2025 at 3:22 AM
February 7, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Omfg #severance

I have so so so so so many thoughts and I have to wait a week for another??
February 7, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I'm planning a double 40th bday trip for Chicago later this month with my platonic life partner/best fren -- any recommendations?
February 6, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I wonder if my night guard that keeps me from grinding my teeth to a pulp is now just me grinding my own microplastics all night
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February 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Kinda pathetic to have to use your wife's body to get headlines or attention.
February 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I would do anything to smooch Punxutawney Phil's lil groundhog cheeks
February 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
What nyc bravoleb options can we think of?

Ryan Serhant's wife is very rich and pretty.

Are any Gallery Girls available?
Actually that’s exactly what your dumb ass needs to save this flop show. #RHONY
January 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM