Cocoa Chaos
@seauxcocoa.bsky.social
On my Libra scales weighing sins & forgiveness.
Detroit girl in a D🦀V world
#oIIIIIIIo #jeeplife
Detroit girl in a D🦀V world
#oIIIIIIIo #jeeplife
Pinned
(I been muted that skeet)
Ima fr go read. Ill holla! ✌🏾
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Ima fr go read. Ill holla! ✌🏾
Idk the day I got on the butterfly app, but its been at least a year, cuz this was after id been here a couple days. We still rocking!
Add me to it pls!!! #CocoaReads
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Idk the day I got on the butterfly app, but its been at least a year, cuz this was after id been here a couple days. We still rocking!
Going thru my reads and came up on @auntieindica.bsky.social I miss ha! 😩
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Going thru my reads and came up on @auntieindica.bsky.social I miss ha! 😩
Tap in if you know a family in need!
PLEASE WATCH & share. I got one potential thanksgiving meal recipient. Working to find one more family.
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Tap in if you know a family in need!
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PLEASE WATCH & share. I got one potential thanksgiving meal recipient. Working to find one more family.
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
PLEASE WATCH & share. I got one potential thanksgiving meal recipient. Working to find one more family.
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Does that say “Husband”???
November 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Does that say “Husband”???
No but for real, what ima do with this hair for tomorrow???
November 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
No but for real, what ima do with this hair for tomorrow???
Oh I was gone do that anyway
Treat yourself before the year is up
November 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Oh I was gone do that anyway
And we thank ha!
The greediest person in history had to be whoever invented cookie butter. You know how biblically greedy you have to be to look at COOKIES and think, "hmm. How can I make this spreadable so I can put it on other things?"
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
And we thank ha!
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Kim and Kris finna meet in the middle with their faces if they don’t stop
November 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Kim and Kris finna meet in the middle with their faces if they don’t stop
That punch needs to see me!
Seasonal restocks. Made made batch margaritas last year with the Winter Wassail using repasado. 10/10
#TraderJoes
#TraderJoes
November 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
That punch needs to see me!
Finna pack all this candy up & take it to work tomorrow
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Finna pack all this candy up & take it to work tomorrow
Stay outta women's business
Wanna know how freaky women are? Ask them with their porn search history is......fellas it ain't close lol
All the fellas call themselves freaky until Miss FREAK steps in the room.
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Stay outta women's business
Big mama, ya aaaaaaarm!
November 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Big mama, ya aaaaaaarm!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have informed these girls that the next time i here 6…. SEVEENNNNN
I’m 3 piecing whoever said the shit .
I’m 3 piecing whoever said the shit .
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
🤣🤣🤣🤣
*having conversations with the kid & realizing that he thinks hots dogs are made from actual dogs*
a man sitting at a table holding a cup of coffee with #schitts creek written on the bottom
ALT: a man sitting at a table holding a cup of coffee with #schitts creek written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
*having conversations with the kid & realizing that he thinks hots dogs are made from actual dogs*
Me buying new bras:
I don’t need this burden.
November 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Me buying new bras:
😍
November 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
😍
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You pull out a flogger and a candle and now mfs never had sex before 🙄
All the fellas call themselves freaky until Miss FREAK steps in the room.
a man wearing glasses and a black jacket with the number 2 in the corner
Alt: a man wearing glasses and a black jacket with the number 2 in the corner
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
You pull out a flogger and a candle and now mfs never had sex before 🙄
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You don’t have to arrange statements the way that you do. I want you to know that.
November 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
You don’t have to arrange statements the way that you do. I want you to know that.
Im sitting here chilling like I dont need to make dinner. 💀
November 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Im sitting here chilling like I dont need to make dinner. 💀
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They WERE NOT hype enough for my boi.
HE WAS GOIN DUMB ON THEM KEYS
HE WAS GOIN DUMB ON THEM KEYS
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
They WERE NOT hype enough for my boi.
HE WAS GOIN DUMB ON THEM KEYS
HE WAS GOIN DUMB ON THEM KEYS