you never know which way the ‘tank diff’ pendulum will swing

fix your heart or die

i’ve been jumping through prior authorization hoops for the past month and i’m one more ai cs agent from going luigi

Yeah, when the REPUBLICAN GOVERNOR OF UTAH is able to make a more compelling case than a normie elected Dem, something is fundamentally broken.

why lose sleep when you could make the landlord lose sleep

this season is a big win for everyone with how much time he spends in just his underwear

gotta have those pepperoni cups

I’m doing my part.

these motherfuckers sleep walked into trump 2.0, talking bipartisanship and the same old "kitchen table" playbook, while fascists were destroying the government root and branch. now they have the temerity to bitch about people calling them to wake up. god, fuck them

stairs only have to be lucky once. mitch mcconnell needs to be lucky every time

cursed with crippling depression, blessed with a beautiful mane

so glad we helped him by his 13th classic car to show off to employees before laying them off, what a treat for them!

after the last round of layoffs i stopped playing because i was too bummed out, but everything that’s happened since… i’m not rushing to go back to it

aw she’s so talkative with a loud motor