Albie Frank
@seanhanson99.bsky.social
Spend most of my time in the touch grass world.
Be no less than the greatest but no greater than the least
Be no less than the greatest but no greater than the least
For those living in the valley of the mountain just an FYI. That Sisyphus guy is almost where he always loses the boulder
August 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
For those living in the valley of the mountain just an FYI. That Sisyphus guy is almost where he always loses the boulder
I prefer my intelligence to be all natural
July 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I prefer my intelligence to be all natural
If your idea of progress is one step forward and two steps back
You start off one step behind
You start off one step behind
June 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
If your idea of progress is one step forward and two steps back
You start off one step behind
You start off one step behind
Hard to figure out how to get to where you’re going if you don’t accept where you’re at
June 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Hard to figure out how to get to where you’re going if you don’t accept where you’re at
The pharaoh constructs his pyramid scheme with bricks made from the dung of the sacred steer and straw men
June 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The pharaoh constructs his pyramid scheme with bricks made from the dung of the sacred steer and straw men
So I CRISPR’d up a winged horse with a singular magical horn growing from its forehead.
Should I call it a Unisus or a Pegacorn?
Should I call it a Unisus or a Pegacorn?
April 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
So I CRISPR’d up a winged horse with a singular magical horn growing from its forehead.
Should I call it a Unisus or a Pegacorn?
Should I call it a Unisus or a Pegacorn?
Here’s a guy, before today never once thought “I hope I don’t give off Cricket vibes.”
April 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Here’s a guy, before today never once thought “I hope I don’t give off Cricket vibes.”
Maybe don’t let the people who shrug at losing 5 million make economic decisions for people who freak out about misplacing
5 dollars
5 dollars
April 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Maybe don’t let the people who shrug at losing 5 million make economic decisions for people who freak out about misplacing
5 dollars
5 dollars
If you must invent a mental health disorder to assign people that keep asking if you’re out of your friggin mind..
April 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
If you must invent a mental health disorder to assign people that keep asking if you’re out of your friggin mind..
Is the Trump Derangement Syndrome caused by the Woke Mind Virus or are they separate
Socialist Communist-icable diseases
Socialist Communist-icable diseases
April 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Is the Trump Derangement Syndrome caused by the Woke Mind Virus or are they separate
Socialist Communist-icable diseases
Socialist Communist-icable diseases
Reciprocal
love that word
big word powerful word
so powerful in fact they named a tool after it
a power tool a saw
a reciprocal saw
Reciprocal
love that word
love that word
big word powerful word
so powerful in fact they named a tool after it
a power tool a saw
a reciprocal saw
Reciprocal
love that word
April 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Reciprocal
love that word
big word powerful word
so powerful in fact they named a tool after it
a power tool a saw
a reciprocal saw
Reciprocal
love that word
love that word
big word powerful word
so powerful in fact they named a tool after it
a power tool a saw
a reciprocal saw
Reciprocal
love that word
Used to be if you were actively at war with objective reality you spent some time at a psychiatric facility
March 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Used to be if you were actively at war with objective reality you spent some time at a psychiatric facility
Is it a thumb war if it’s not declared?
March 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Is it a thumb war if it’s not declared?
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Republicans are too chickenshit to hold town halls. Shocker.
Here’s an idea: Democrats, hold town halls in Republican districts.
Here’s an idea: Democrats, hold town halls in Republican districts.
February 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Republicans are too chickenshit to hold town halls. Shocker.
Here’s an idea: Democrats, hold town halls in Republican districts.
Here’s an idea: Democrats, hold town halls in Republican districts.
Reposted by Albie Frank
A reminder I will be providing at least once a month for all of the remaining years of my life:
Months before the 2024 election, the Department of Justice announced that there were at least six hundred Russian assets inside the United States and that some...were SITTING MEMBERS OF CONGRESS.
Months before the 2024 election, the Department of Justice announced that there were at least six hundred Russian assets inside the United States and that some...were SITTING MEMBERS OF CONGRESS.
February 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
A reminder I will be providing at least once a month for all of the remaining years of my life:
Months before the 2024 election, the Department of Justice announced that there were at least six hundred Russian assets inside the United States and that some...were SITTING MEMBERS OF CONGRESS.
Months before the 2024 election, the Department of Justice announced that there were at least six hundred Russian assets inside the United States and that some...were SITTING MEMBERS OF CONGRESS.
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We always say Founding Fathers but did you know America really had two constitutional foundings?
The 2nd was the post Civil War amendments. They are ones that created individual liberty.
When Rs say they want to wipe out the 20th century 👆 is what they mean.
The 2nd was the post Civil War amendments. They are ones that created individual liberty.
When Rs say they want to wipe out the 20th century 👆 is what they mean.
February 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
We always say Founding Fathers but did you know America really had two constitutional foundings?
The 2nd was the post Civil War amendments. They are ones that created individual liberty.
When Rs say they want to wipe out the 20th century 👆 is what they mean.
The 2nd was the post Civil War amendments. They are ones that created individual liberty.
When Rs say they want to wipe out the 20th century 👆 is what they mean.
Reposted by Albie Frank
MAGA would hate it if you RP this podcast. Just sayin'
This is America
Episode 5: Napoleon Dynamite
open.substack.com/pub/thecycle...
This is America
Episode 5: Napoleon Dynamite
open.substack.com/pub/thecycle...
This is America
Episode 5: Napoleon Dynamite
open.substack.com
February 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
MAGA would hate it if you RP this podcast. Just sayin'
This is America
Episode 5: Napoleon Dynamite
open.substack.com/pub/thecycle...
This is America
Episode 5: Napoleon Dynamite
open.substack.com/pub/thecycle...
All the strings in my conspiracy cork board lead to Putin
February 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
All the strings in my conspiracy cork board lead to Putin
May the funk of his rancid taint forever haunt your chins
February 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
May the funk of his rancid taint forever haunt your chins
At least we can be tripping out on mushrooms while we die of the plague
February 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
At least we can be tripping out on mushrooms while we die of the plague
The United States
Once a global partner
stands up from the table
Flips everyone off
Smashes beer can on forehead
turns, chanting U.S.A U.S.A as we walk out the door grabbing our jock
Once a global partner
stands up from the table
Flips everyone off
Smashes beer can on forehead
turns, chanting U.S.A U.S.A as we walk out the door grabbing our jock
February 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The United States
Once a global partner
stands up from the table
Flips everyone off
Smashes beer can on forehead
turns, chanting U.S.A U.S.A as we walk out the door grabbing our jock
Once a global partner
stands up from the table
Flips everyone off
Smashes beer can on forehead
turns, chanting U.S.A U.S.A as we walk out the door grabbing our jock
This part of the scam is called bait and switch.
Advertised as one thing and received another
Customer Service department shuttered
Advertised as one thing and received another
Customer Service department shuttered
February 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
This part of the scam is called bait and switch.
Advertised as one thing and received another
Customer Service department shuttered
Advertised as one thing and received another
Customer Service department shuttered
A roof that leaks can flood the basement
February 8, 2025 at 2:42 PM
A roof that leaks can flood the basement