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Albie Frank
@seanhanson99.bsky.social
Spend most of my time in the touch grass world.
Be no less than the greatest but no greater than the least
As always we will follow our interpretation of the law
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I took cash from my right pocket and gave it away to my left pocket all while making a little extra scratch by claiming charitable tax write offs
November 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Whole lot of bobs there in that weave
November 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
publicly proclaiming parts of myself I cleaned in the shower should get some criticism
November 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I want to be extremely clear
Being outed as a pervert in a century’s old club of perverts is not a big deal for them.
Being outed as abjectly moronic man children rather than supreme intellect manly men who succeed at everything on the other hand
November 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I yelled at the raccoons to skedaddle and one of the bins turned on its side
And that knocked out the recycling pickup capability
November 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Remember when the American dream was for everyone? Well not anymore losers
November 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The land corridor between the Atlantic and Pacific
November 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
You shall be visited this night by three spirits
November 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I’ve never made less money but the good news is my credit card company just extended me some extra purchasing power
November 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Or an ethics department
Or an inspector general
November 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM
How long before he claims she was always a Democrat plant working against him
November 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Is it the custom meals that require unlimited toilet paper
November 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The senator didn’t get a corruption is the cost of business in the form of gratuity hall pass from Roberts
November 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
He’s quite obviously, legally a ephebophile, so enough with the pedo talk okay guys
November 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
If they followed up with how many within the masses of maga who also have this same belief about themselves… well then we could see how wide the disassociation divide truly is
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
If your duck can’t run, fly or lay then the goose is cooked
November 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Shouldn’t have tried to correct my grammar.
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
It’s like a list of self descriptors
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Leading bovine research doctor discovers white people the only ones left on farm to tend cows after raids
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Dear Jeffery advise column
Whatever do I do. I am starting to get the impression that my mistresses may not be in it for love
November 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Oh thank goodness, those fees have been kicking my ass
November 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Not sure you can be pulled into something you’re already an active participant in
November 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Box O’ Wine opening with an intervention speech
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM