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Sea 🌊 <The Enlightened>
@seaguardxiv.bsky.social
⬗ chronic fatigue haver
⬗ she/they | 🏳️‍🌈 very queer | >30yo | SoCal
⬗ frieren-pilled
⬗ shitposter & software engineer
⬗ Dog: #atlas | WOL: #tala
⬗ pfp by @emibirdee.art
I have been out of the FPS scene for a long time now but it is insane to me that they've added an XP grind to them, and treat "Get bonus XP" as a valid advertisement route to sell copies.

Like. For someone who DOESN'T own the game, why am i supposed to be compelled by that.
November 15, 2025 at 4:17 PM
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Close enough, welcome back Emet-Selch Shadowbringers
November 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
We are so fucking back
November 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
:3
November 14, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Emi does super cute stuff, 10/10 would recommend! They did both of these for me
November 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
"1 person you know also plays this game" yeah....it might be slightly higher than 1. but sure it definitely is at least 1.

(ok i will be fair and say that this comes down to activity privacy limitations, a lot of people hide that shit. but it's so funny to think about how unhelpful that bit is)
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
kind of insane that Discord collects infinite data and has incredible awareness of every application running on my PC 24/7, and yet also, its "Suggested for you" list of favorite games is 6 games that i have never even thought about playing in my life.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
So there's this genAI slop coding tool, and my company did a trial of it with a few devs who love genAI slop.

and they are moving forward with adoption because everyone who trialed it, liked it.

Cool, man. Anyway check out this airplane.
November 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
she is my babygirllllll
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
OMW to get the Hesperussy
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 AM
i cant believe this game just called me a slur
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
okay it's not "my" snail but there was this one time that the tiniest snail i ever saw, had hitched a ride on my dog while we were out for walkies. i still think about them a lot, i hope they are doing well.
November 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
ok im normal again i think.

(i completed Phase 4 for my first time ever, and the last bits were a struggle, and as soon as I saw Phase 5's efforts i perished mentally)
November 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
My god what a fucking loser.
When Dems finally have immense bargaining power after a total electoral blowout, he tries to give a softball to the Republicans, and they still snub him? I can't even.
November 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Happy "Big press conference today in Philadelphia at Four Seasons Total Landscaping" day to those who celebrate!
November 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Me when I see homies intimidated by deep dungeon
November 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
watching a show where it seems like everyone except the main character is mind controlled, and she finally got into her home and tried to turn on the TV to check the news. and literally as it was turning on, my stream froze.

wow what an incredible tie-in...
November 7, 2025 at 3:51 AM
November 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Hey I know it's been a whirlwind. So I just wanna make sure that nobody forgets that there's a big holiday on Friday.
November 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
hell yea 🏳️‍⚧️
November 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
California elections are so fucking funny. 1 minute after polls close. Literally 0 data in yet. But we're just like, fuck it yeah whatever obviously Prop 50 passed.
November 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
i've been here for just a little while
November 4, 2025 at 7:03 AM
I gotchu
November 4, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I can take them!
November 3, 2025 at 3:43 AM