Something shifted once we moved & now it’s like I absolutely need a cup of coffee before I can even pretend to be a functioning adult. It doesn’t even matter what time I wake up at this point
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October 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Something shifted once we moved & now it’s like I absolutely need a cup of coffee before I can even pretend to be a functioning adult. It doesn’t even matter what time I wake up at this point
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Damn, one of the flyest ❤️
October 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Damn, one of the flyest ❤️
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“Boots on the Ground” would’ve been America’s Dance. This country is so damn Trailer Parkish
I am WEEPING!!!!!!!!!!!! We could have had it ALL!!!!
May 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
“Boots on the Ground” would’ve been America’s Dance. This country is so damn Trailer Parkish
Just ordered some wallpaper samples
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April 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Just ordered some wallpaper samples
Just saw my reflection & my booty looks AMAZING today
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April 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Just saw my reflection & my booty looks AMAZING today
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listen to this idiot. he sounds dumb!!!!!!!!!!!! this is why he appeals to these low readers because most of this country is uneducated. god help.
REPORTER: “The markets are WAY down. Worst day in years.”
TRUMP: “I think it’s going very well.” 🙃
TRUMP: “I think it’s going very well.” 🙃
April 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
listen to this idiot. he sounds dumb!!!!!!!!!!!! this is why he appeals to these low readers because most of this country is uneducated. god help.
I love my mom SO much!
April 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I love my mom SO much!
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WASHINGTON (AP) — Cory Booker breaks the record for longest Senate speech, previously held by segregationist Strom Thurmond.
April 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
WASHINGTON (AP) — Cory Booker breaks the record for longest Senate speech, previously held by segregationist Strom Thurmond.
My nails are definitely looking more peachy in the daylight 😬
March 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
My nails are definitely looking more peachy in the daylight 😬
Bucky’s started leaving little notes with my lunch & it just melts my heart every time 🥰
March 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Bucky’s started leaving little notes with my lunch & it just melts my heart every time 🥰
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What. A. Time. To. Be. Alive.
We really used to dance in the club so much that when it was time to leave, we was drenched in sweat. Head steaming like you took ya helmet off. No phones. Just vibes.
March 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
What. A. Time. To. Be. Alive.
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"Being in an echo chamber is bad!" BITCH my echo chamber includes people who are smart and have common sense so yes I like it here.
March 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
"Being in an echo chamber is bad!" BITCH my echo chamber includes people who are smart and have common sense so yes I like it here.
One of my attorneys just told me I look like I’ve lost some weight & even though I think she’s full of shit I’m gonna pretend it’s true just because I need something to smile about this afternoon.
March 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
One of my attorneys just told me I look like I’ve lost some weight & even though I think she’s full of shit I’m gonna pretend it’s true just because I need something to smile about this afternoon.
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I don’t care what race, party, etc… I am tired of 70+ year olds in office making decisions for people across all parties.
March 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I don’t care what race, party, etc… I am tired of 70+ year olds in office making decisions for people across all parties.
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Former Houston Mayor and U.S. Congressman Sylvester Turner has died, according to U.S. representatives and a Houston council member. Turner was 70.
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March 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Former Houston Mayor and U.S. Congressman Sylvester Turner has died, according to U.S. representatives and a Houston council member. Turner was 70.
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It took 50 years but I FINALLY received my bank card with the correct name and design!
March 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
It took 50 years but I FINALLY received my bank card with the correct name and design!
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For ya’ll to stop asking when we’re gonna have kids
For the ppl who ain’t got kids… what you waitin on?
March 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
For ya’ll to stop asking when we’re gonna have kids
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have y’all seen this anywhere regarding the economic boycott?
February 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
have y’all seen this anywhere regarding the economic boycott?
It feels like all the books I put on hold are becoming available at the same time so I guess I’ll be figuring out a schedule to stagger them out this afternoon 💙📚
February 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
It feels like all the books I put on hold are becoming available at the same time so I guess I’ll be figuring out a schedule to stagger them out this afternoon 💙📚
Really wish they would’ve waited until it warmed up before they made us stop working from home. It’s too cold to be outside dealing with these people 🙄
February 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Really wish they would’ve waited until it warmed up before they made us stop working from home. It’s too cold to be outside dealing with these people 🙄
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I promise talking to my uncle makes me want to cry sometimes. The way he loves us as if we’re his children is so beautiful. I’m so, so blessed and loved. 🥹🥰🥹
February 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I promise talking to my uncle makes me want to cry sometimes. The way he loves us as if we’re his children is so beautiful. I’m so, so blessed and loved. 🥹🥰🥹
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Man, I'm old enough to remember when Obama wearing a tan suit was a "massive rejection of presidential norms"
Now a drug addict Co-President is fielding questions with his kid on his shoulders while the alleged actual President merely looks on.
Now a drug addict Co-President is fielding questions with his kid on his shoulders while the alleged actual President merely looks on.
Elon Musk on spreading misinformation about condoms for Hamas: "Some of the things that I say will be incorrect."
February 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Man, I'm old enough to remember when Obama wearing a tan suit was a "massive rejection of presidential norms"
Now a drug addict Co-President is fielding questions with his kid on his shoulders while the alleged actual President merely looks on.
Now a drug addict Co-President is fielding questions with his kid on his shoulders while the alleged actual President merely looks on.
Just got done talking with mommy & somehow we ended talking about how Papa would randomly call family members all hours of the day…ugh I miss that old man 🥹
February 11, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Just got done talking with mommy & somehow we ended talking about how Papa would randomly call family members all hours of the day…ugh I miss that old man 🥹
Bucky is on a plane right now & thanks to this new administration I am stressed!!!
February 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Bucky is on a plane right now & thanks to this new administration I am stressed!!!
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Really good to see. The Democrats are finally waking up.
Members of Congress with @beyer.house.gov @vanhollen.senate.gov now seeking entry at USAID
February 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Really good to see. The Democrats are finally waking up.