Scurvy Bones
@scurvybones.bsky.social
Avast me mates! We set sail on a new blue sea!
Just watched Lord of the Rings: War of the Rohirrim, and sadly, I came away a bit let down. It has some cool ideas and fun scenes but I was honestly bored for more than one long stretch. I'm sure some people will like it more than me but I say wait to stream it
December 22, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Just watched Lord of the Rings: War of the Rohirrim, and sadly, I came away a bit let down. It has some cool ideas and fun scenes but I was honestly bored for more than one long stretch. I'm sure some people will like it more than me but I say wait to stream it
Little lady, I am on the TOILET taking a DUMP what do you WANT
December 18, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Little lady, I am on the TOILET taking a DUMP what do you WANT
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went outside to touch grass but the grass asked me for $5. this economy, man.
December 17, 2024 at 6:36 AM
went outside to touch grass but the grass asked me for $5. this economy, man.
Anyone who sees this post should stop what they are doing and watch Black Sails. As a total package of would say it's a better show than Game of Thrones
a man in a black coat is standing on a wooden platform in the dark
ALT: a man in a black coat is standing on a wooden platform in the dark
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December 17, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Anyone who sees this post should stop what they are doing and watch Black Sails. As a total package of would say it's a better show than Game of Thrones
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#Balatro is now rated 18+ 🃏
The game's creator fires back:
"Since PEGI gave us an 18+ rating for having evil playing cards, maybe I should add microtransactions, loot boxes, and real gambling to lower that rating to 3+ like EA Sports FC"
The game's creator fires back:
"Since PEGI gave us an 18+ rating for having evil playing cards, maybe I should add microtransactions, loot boxes, and real gambling to lower that rating to 3+ like EA Sports FC"
December 16, 2024 at 6:22 PM
#Balatro is now rated 18+ 🃏
The game's creator fires back:
"Since PEGI gave us an 18+ rating for having evil playing cards, maybe I should add microtransactions, loot boxes, and real gambling to lower that rating to 3+ like EA Sports FC"
The game's creator fires back:
"Since PEGI gave us an 18+ rating for having evil playing cards, maybe I should add microtransactions, loot boxes, and real gambling to lower that rating to 3+ like EA Sports FC"
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friend: wow dude, how'd you get so good at guitar??
me: i made a deal with the devil
[3 months earlier]
the devil: 30 bucks an hour for guitar lessons
me: deal
me: i made a deal with the devil
[3 months earlier]
the devil: 30 bucks an hour for guitar lessons
me: deal
December 17, 2024 at 3:05 AM
friend: wow dude, how'd you get so good at guitar??
me: i made a deal with the devil
[3 months earlier]
the devil: 30 bucks an hour for guitar lessons
me: deal
me: i made a deal with the devil
[3 months earlier]
the devil: 30 bucks an hour for guitar lessons
me: deal
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The most impressive accomplishment in Aaron Rodgers' career is that he managed to hide how extraordinarily unlikable he is for like 15 years.
December 17, 2024 at 9:41 PM
The most impressive accomplishment in Aaron Rodgers' career is that he managed to hide how extraordinarily unlikable he is for like 15 years.
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(Thinking about how to slowly break in my new followers to the fact that I’m a communist) do you guys like sharing
November 11, 2024 at 8:56 PM
(Thinking about how to slowly break in my new followers to the fact that I’m a communist) do you guys like sharing
Let's start this account with some good news: I graduated college this week!
December 17, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Let's start this account with some good news: I graduated college this week!