Scurl Lebowski
scurl.bsky.social
Scurl Lebowski
@scurl.bsky.social
dude, dad, dud. ancom. aspiring everything.
I wish someone could explain why I keep having flashbacks from the show "iron fist" which I only watched once and only mildly enjoyed, it being pretty much the end of my marvel phase, excepting the excellent "loki".
December 12, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Second life has outlived the metaverse.
December 11, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Came home to find my laptop running my jellyfn server was dead. Checked the usual stuff, and when I checked to make sure the power cable was plugged in right it dripped a bunch of liquid! Cap inside exploded. Never had this happen before. Check out all the safety certs it has on it, though lol
December 11, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Genuinely surprised there didn't seem to be a fitness tracker chastity cage yet.
December 9, 2025 at 8:54 AM
"Joe Don Baker and the amazing denim colored jean coat"
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Started to clean house, put on some dub, drank coffee, felt weird. Everything just...off. just realized I FORGOT to get stoned. Jfc.
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Reposted by Scurl Lebowski
This is unbearably funny
Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I said "that dog kennel's in rough shape" and nobody laughed. I gotta get out of this country.
November 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Wood glued my beard to my belly while fixing a chair.
November 11, 2025 at 11:20 AM
November 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Rule #1 of blacklight pen: you don't use blacklight pen in a man's home office. It isn't cricket.
November 9, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Use 4 squares
To Wipe the seat
Drop the pants
And turn your feet
Spread your ass
And tuck the meat
Now take a breath
And then excrete.
November 2, 2025 at 8:10 PM
"Whyd you start learning bass at 45?"
Because I want to play like this. For fun.
youtu.be/CiCvne85Lzc?...
Too Old
YouTube video by Andromeda - Topic
youtu.be
October 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The strange case of the rice bag twins. One expired 2017, the other 2028. Both claim to celebrate 25 years as America's #1 basmati. Older one has a star that says "coming soon new look same great taste". Only other difference is the color of the handle. It's a mystery.
October 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I'm in the weird position of having a dot matrix printer that's too new to have drivers for my dos machine and it's really screwing with my head.
October 27, 2025 at 9:10 AM
It's nothing special, just your standard STD.
October 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Dangerously catchy tune

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Mmrs...
Shake hands with danger - Jim Stringer (1980) - Original
YouTube video by Importadora Eferre
m.youtube.com
October 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Current mood: eating cold enchiladas with chopsticks
October 24, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Ahhhh that's the stuff. No more spinning picks!
October 14, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Nice resource, love the font packs
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October 8, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Thanks for coming to my WIZ talk, the subject today will be "What If Zealots Are Really Dangerous?"
September 24, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Not bad for a 102.5 MB kalok kl3100. Guess I better start backing up the internet.
September 14, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Current mood: only customer at a kei truck yatai in a heavy downpour.
September 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
archive.org
September 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
"You look like 6 gallons of pickles in a 10 gallon crock"
And brother, don't I feel it.

Also, phew! this thing was heavy and smells fantastic. Fermenting in brine and spices for a couple-few days, then canning. Wavy cut all the bigguns and doing the smaller cukes whole.
Bliss.
August 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM