Scurl Lebowski
@scurl.bsky.social
dude, dad, dud. ancom. aspiring everything.
I've genuinely been wearing 4 fitness trackers for over a week now. Not for content, not making any videos or posts outside of this one. Just for my own curiosity. I've never felt so fit in my life. Give us a like, subscribe, become a patron at patreon, buy me a coffee, links in the description.
December 16, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I've genuinely been wearing 4 fitness trackers for over a week now. Not for content, not making any videos or posts outside of this one. Just for my own curiosity. I've never felt so fit in my life. Give us a like, subscribe, become a patron at patreon, buy me a coffee, links in the description.
I wish someone could explain why I keep having flashbacks from the show "iron fist" which I only watched once and only mildly enjoyed, it being pretty much the end of my marvel phase, excepting the excellent "loki".
December 12, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I wish someone could explain why I keep having flashbacks from the show "iron fist" which I only watched once and only mildly enjoyed, it being pretty much the end of my marvel phase, excepting the excellent "loki".
Second life has outlived the metaverse.
December 11, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Second life has outlived the metaverse.
Came home to find my laptop running my jellyfn server was dead. Checked the usual stuff, and when I checked to make sure the power cable was plugged in right it dripped a bunch of liquid! Cap inside exploded. Never had this happen before. Check out all the safety certs it has on it, though lol
December 11, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Came home to find my laptop running my jellyfn server was dead. Checked the usual stuff, and when I checked to make sure the power cable was plugged in right it dripped a bunch of liquid! Cap inside exploded. Never had this happen before. Check out all the safety certs it has on it, though lol
Genuinely surprised there didn't seem to be a fitness tracker chastity cage yet.
December 9, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Genuinely surprised there didn't seem to be a fitness tracker chastity cage yet.
"Joe Don Baker and the amazing denim colored jean coat"
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 AM
"Joe Don Baker and the amazing denim colored jean coat"
Started to clean house, put on some dub, drank coffee, felt weird. Everything just...off. just realized I FORGOT to get stoned. Jfc.
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Started to clean house, put on some dub, drank coffee, felt weird. Everything just...off. just realized I FORGOT to get stoned. Jfc.
Reposted by Scurl Lebowski
This is unbearably funny
Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
This is unbearably funny
I said "that dog kennel's in rough shape" and nobody laughed. I gotta get out of this country.
November 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I said "that dog kennel's in rough shape" and nobody laughed. I gotta get out of this country.
Wood glued my beard to my belly while fixing a chair.
November 11, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Wood glued my beard to my belly while fixing a chair.
Rule #1 of blacklight pen: you don't use blacklight pen in a man's home office. It isn't cricket.
November 9, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Rule #1 of blacklight pen: you don't use blacklight pen in a man's home office. It isn't cricket.
Use 4 squares
To Wipe the seat
Drop the pants
And turn your feet
Spread your ass
And tuck the meat
Now take a breath
And then excrete.
To Wipe the seat
Drop the pants
And turn your feet
Spread your ass
And tuck the meat
Now take a breath
And then excrete.
November 2, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Use 4 squares
To Wipe the seat
Drop the pants
And turn your feet
Spread your ass
And tuck the meat
Now take a breath
And then excrete.
To Wipe the seat
Drop the pants
And turn your feet
Spread your ass
And tuck the meat
Now take a breath
And then excrete.
"Whyd you start learning bass at 45?"
Because I want to play like this. For fun.
youtu.be/CiCvne85Lzc?...
Because I want to play like this. For fun.
youtu.be/CiCvne85Lzc?...
Too Old
YouTube video by Andromeda - Topic
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October 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
"Whyd you start learning bass at 45?"
Because I want to play like this. For fun.
youtu.be/CiCvne85Lzc?...
Because I want to play like this. For fun.
youtu.be/CiCvne85Lzc?...
The strange case of the rice bag twins. One expired 2017, the other 2028. Both claim to celebrate 25 years as America's #1 basmati. Older one has a star that says "coming soon new look same great taste". Only other difference is the color of the handle. It's a mystery.
October 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The strange case of the rice bag twins. One expired 2017, the other 2028. Both claim to celebrate 25 years as America's #1 basmati. Older one has a star that says "coming soon new look same great taste". Only other difference is the color of the handle. It's a mystery.
I'm in the weird position of having a dot matrix printer that's too new to have drivers for my dos machine and it's really screwing with my head.
October 27, 2025 at 9:10 AM
I'm in the weird position of having a dot matrix printer that's too new to have drivers for my dos machine and it's really screwing with my head.
It's nothing special, just your standard STD.
October 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
It's nothing special, just your standard STD.
Shake hands with danger - Jim Stringer (1980) - Original
YouTube video by Importadora Eferre
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October 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Current mood: eating cold enchiladas with chopsticks
October 24, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Current mood: eating cold enchiladas with chopsticks
Ahhhh that's the stuff. No more spinning picks!
October 14, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Ahhhh that's the stuff. No more spinning picks!
Nice resource, love the font packs
Int10h.org
Int10h.org
INT 10h
Int10h.org
October 8, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Nice resource, love the font packs
Int10h.org
Int10h.org
Thanks for coming to my WIZ talk, the subject today will be "What If Zealots Are Really Dangerous?"
September 24, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Thanks for coming to my WIZ talk, the subject today will be "What If Zealots Are Really Dangerous?"
Not bad for a 102.5 MB kalok kl3100. Guess I better start backing up the internet.
September 14, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Not bad for a 102.5 MB kalok kl3100. Guess I better start backing up the internet.
Current mood: only customer at a kei truck yatai in a heavy downpour.
September 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Current mood: only customer at a kei truck yatai in a heavy downpour.
Classic
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September 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Classic
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