Scurfy Twiglet
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Exciting from a distance
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We let our son curse while I was driving out of LA because the city of his birth was on fire, and he saw a palm tree and said, “What the fuck? Where's the fucking coconuts?” and I haven't stopped laughing for 24 hours.
January 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
We let our son curse while I was driving out of LA because the city of his birth was on fire, and he saw a palm tree and said, “What the fuck? Where's the fucking coconuts?” and I haven't stopped laughing for 24 hours.
I'm not built for nicotine vapes
December 26, 2024 at 9:39 AM
I'm not built for nicotine vapes
It seems likely to me that the overwhelming tendency towards romantic pairbonding as a normative standard in human social relations might simply be a product of bilateral symmetry in our body plan.
December 9, 2024 at 6:43 AM
It seems likely to me that the overwhelming tendency towards romantic pairbonding as a normative standard in human social relations might simply be a product of bilateral symmetry in our body plan.
Lol now I helped spin up a new company from the ashes of the old when my former coworker bought up the stock and took over the lease.
November 21, 2024 at 4:49 AM
Lol now I helped spin up a new company from the ashes of the old when my former coworker bought up the stock and took over the lease.
I quit my job so hard that my boss shut the whole thing down less than 2 weeks after I left.
October 2, 2024 at 10:52 PM
I quit my job so hard that my boss shut the whole thing down less than 2 weeks after I left.
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sideboob tattoo that says "sideboob"
December 14, 2023 at 4:25 PM
sideboob tattoo that says "sideboob"
Realistically the only thing worth doing online is watching a video of a man planting and harvesting flax, and then processing it into linen. Everything else is just fluff.
December 14, 2023 at 9:52 PM
Realistically the only thing worth doing online is watching a video of a man planting and harvesting flax, and then processing it into linen. Everything else is just fluff.
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My new bit is going to be referring to America as the Great Satan but otherwise having conventional liberal centrist political views. Joe Biden’s economic policies are setting the Great Satan on the right course for the future
November 22, 2023 at 4:03 AM
My new bit is going to be referring to America as the Great Satan but otherwise having conventional liberal centrist political views. Joe Biden’s economic policies are setting the Great Satan on the right course for the future
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Pushing the button so hard my hand punches straight through the diorama…
November 18, 2023 at 7:20 PM
Pushing the button so hard my hand punches straight through the diorama…
My udon bowl included this troubling tempura puck.
November 16, 2023 at 10:40 AM
My udon bowl included this troubling tempura puck.
I lost access to the AI stickers on Facebook Messenger in a single weekend, and I think "alcoholic Xi Jinping" is the one that did it.
November 13, 2023 at 7:51 PM
I lost access to the AI stickers on Facebook Messenger in a single weekend, and I think "alcoholic Xi Jinping" is the one that did it.
The new longer District Sentinel format is really good, gj Sams. Looking forward to the next one already.
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November 7, 2023 at 8:44 AM
The new longer District Sentinel format is really good, gj Sams. Looking forward to the next one already.
@sk1.bsky.social @samsacks.bsky.social
@sk1.bsky.social @samsacks.bsky.social
Hell yeah Berkeley's still got it.
October 25, 2023 at 8:29 PM
Hell yeah Berkeley's still got it.
It's all good vibes in Oakland on Friday at 2 pm.
October 21, 2023 at 9:54 AM
It's all good vibes in Oakland on Friday at 2 pm.
Gonna save up my invite codes for 3 months and give them all to a family of fundamentalist Mormons.
October 12, 2023 at 8:34 AM
Gonna save up my invite codes for 3 months and give them all to a family of fundamentalist Mormons.
Lord save me from ordering 2 lbs of freeze dried peaches.
October 11, 2023 at 6:29 AM
Lord save me from ordering 2 lbs of freeze dried peaches.
Gonna drive 80 miles to get a haircut tomorrow cause you can't give up on your favorite barber, shout out to Anna at Main Barber in HMB.
October 11, 2023 at 6:20 AM
Gonna drive 80 miles to get a haircut tomorrow cause you can't give up on your favorite barber, shout out to Anna at Main Barber in HMB.
I'm here to stand up for ambling, moseying, and strolling along.
October 11, 2023 at 2:51 AM
I'm here to stand up for ambling, moseying, and strolling along.
11:35 pm: Oh shit, I need to do the Worldle and OEC Tradle before the day rolls over
3:15 am: I bet I can squeeze in some more SimCity 3000
3:15 am: I bet I can squeeze in some more SimCity 3000
October 4, 2023 at 6:51 AM
11:35 pm: Oh shit, I need to do the Worldle and OEC Tradle before the day rolls over
3:15 am: I bet I can squeeze in some more SimCity 3000
3:15 am: I bet I can squeeze in some more SimCity 3000
It's like jazz, it's the posts you don't make. I've failed to make some terrible posts.
October 3, 2023 at 9:24 AM
It's like jazz, it's the posts you don't make. I've failed to make some terrible posts.
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Pocket pussy built into the wall and you can’t take it out because it’s load bearing. Get it. Load bearing
October 3, 2023 at 3:15 AM
Pocket pussy built into the wall and you can’t take it out because it’s load bearing. Get it. Load bearing
My pals put candles on my kimchi pancake for my birthday
October 3, 2023 at 6:21 AM
My pals put candles on my kimchi pancake for my birthday
Can't tell if my sense of taste is dull from COVID, or from the fact that I spent 5 days with COVID sitting in bed eating sour gummies while watching King of the Hill.
October 2, 2023 at 11:50 PM
Can't tell if my sense of taste is dull from COVID, or from the fact that I spent 5 days with COVID sitting in bed eating sour gummies while watching King of the Hill.
Losing my mind after learning that Taylor Swift's publicist is named Tree Paine.
September 15, 2023 at 2:00 AM
Losing my mind after learning that Taylor Swift's publicist is named Tree Paine.