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Carly Lou🦄
@scumbag-unicorn.bsky.social
TLDR-Likes:animals, pole dance, yoga, science, family, human rights, boot-heel country, rock climbing,
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These posters started popping up ahead of next week’s We Ain’t Buying It boycott.

From Nov 27 - Dec 1, folks are stepping back from corporate chains like Target, Home Depot, and Amazon. People are done being squeezed, so they are using the leverage of their wallets 💥
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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They never fail to disappoint.
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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AOC: And they are able to radicalize a generation of young boys in particular, away from healthy masculinity and into an insecure masculinity that requires the domination of others who are poorer, browner, darker, or a different gender than them.
October 16, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Oh here’s an old She-Ra piece I never posted bc it’s wonky as hell but I still like that butt
October 15, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Casual photo shoot for dating profile or failed dance challenge or both?
October 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Pink thorny club….. find me dancing at the pink thorny club
Cact-ell Roan
October 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
This is terrifying.
We knew CNN was bought and paid for. Now they’re brazenly editing interviews, like stripping out the word ‘plenary’ said by little Stephen Miller.
October 9, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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October 8, 2025 at 2:11 PM
😅😅😅😅😅
*A 12 yr old walks in the elevator
and I press the buttons for every floor and get out*

"Suck it up, kid. No one will believe you. Welcome to adulthood."
October 2, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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A mesmerizing time-lapse of the Sun in ultraviolet light, captured by the Solar Dynamics Observatory spacecraft over the course of a month.
August 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Well, my job search rejections are at least very kind and encouraging. Not as nice as a job but still nice
August 15, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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The Life of a Showgirl
August 15, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Carly Lou is a fucking entrepreneur!
August 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I still do t understand how this app works. Must keep trying
August 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Find the lie? You can’t.
Ah, the Kyle Rittenhouse Starter Pack: bad decisions, a GoFundMe, and zero accountability.
July 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Foster dog has twisted testicles, like as a medical condition not as a cool band name. Will be happy to get him back testi free!
July 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
New favorite tv quote: fuck it! Fuck it in the butt
July 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Hot damn I wish I had something witty to say
July 22, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I love trying to put my life back together and having the pieces crumble between my finger tips.
July 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
What what?
July 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Sun is gonna shine today whether you can see it where you are or not.

Let's just do our best.

Love you!
May 19, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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I love how many people are just obstinate af, and somehow still arguing that we simply must exist in a society run by christofascists because it was just too annoying to let people add their pronouns in their work emails
May 19, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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Look at this criminal and his record. Yet he's still able to grift & scheme. Hope they all lose their shirts. And azzes. Big time.
May 19, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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Crypto has devolved from a solid theoretical concept to a Ponzi scheme. I’m not sure “revolution” is the correct term here?
May 19, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Fuck off with the long stories about Biden’s health. We live in an “orange republic”with innocent people sent to El Salvador jails. I don’t want to hear about the lengthy discussions about his mental fitness’s year ago or today period!
May 19, 2025 at 10:55 AM