six am six pack
@screamingnope.bsky.social
"Dress up! After all, with me in charge, your outfit is likely to double as your funeral attire!"
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
"Dress up! After all, with me in charge, your outfit is likely to double as your funeral attire!"
Just gonna take a big sip of water and look up who's paying for his healthcare--
US Senator John Fetterman (D-PA) hospitalized after he fell following a heart issue near his home in Braddock. www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/...
Sen. Fetterman hospitalized after heart issue caused him to fall near his home
Democratic Sen. John Fetterman was hospitalized after he reportedly fell following a heart issue near his home in Braddock, Pennsylvania.
www.nbcphiladelphia.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Just gonna take a big sip of water and look up who's paying for his healthcare--
She's always doing the Joyce Carol Moaste
November 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
She's always doing the Joyce Carol Moaste
BREAKING: Nancy Pelosi won't seek reinfection of the House of Representatives
November 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
BREAKING: Nancy Pelosi won't seek reinfection of the House of Representatives
RIP Dick Cheney your arteries would've loved my breakfast
November 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
RIP Dick Cheney your arteries would've loved my breakfast
I'm sad that Dick Cheney died*
*just hours before the first Muslim mayor of NYC is elected
*just hours before the first Muslim mayor of NYC is elected
November 4, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I'm sad that Dick Cheney died*
*just hours before the first Muslim mayor of NYC is elected
*just hours before the first Muslim mayor of NYC is elected
I've already arrived at "We have to elect a golden retriever."
November 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I've already arrived at "We have to elect a golden retriever."
Hillbilly Himmler's gut doesn't even speak the same language as his JD Pants
Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do
October 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Hillbilly Himmler's gut doesn't even speak the same language as his JD Pants
Max Landis Pitches His New Cancelled Sex Pest Cult Leader Aesthetic to an Empty Room
October 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Max Landis Pitches His New Cancelled Sex Pest Cult Leader Aesthetic to an Empty Room
When he says "our" he means "wank rag for people with I'm Still With Her in their tinder bio" to be clear
October 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
When he says "our" he means "wank rag for people with I'm Still With Her in their tinder bio" to be clear
He's self-deporting!
October 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
He's self-deporting!
The way you occupy space while navigating a city sidewalk says pretty much everything about your character
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The way you occupy space while navigating a city sidewalk says pretty much everything about your character
They looked out the window but it was covered in diarrhea
The media is even hedging its description of that diarrhea plane video as "seemingly AI generated."
That whole "the job of the media is to look out the fucking window and find out" has very clearly stopped being a thing.
"Seemingly" as if maybe that did happen, who is to possibly say it did not
That whole "the job of the media is to look out the fucking window and find out" has very clearly stopped being a thing.
"Seemingly" as if maybe that did happen, who is to possibly say it did not
October 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
They looked out the window but it was covered in diarrhea
Had no idea so many of the worst websites on the planet run on AWS
October 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Had no idea so many of the worst websites on the planet run on AWS
Showing up to the Halloween party broken and empty handed and saying I'm dressed as The Louvre
October 20, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Showing up to the Halloween party broken and empty handed and saying I'm dressed as The Louvre
I bought my most recent set of wireless earbuds for $20. They're solid. Price is not an obstacle when you're blasting religious slop videos out of a $2000 smartphone at 6am on the A Train.
people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I bought my most recent set of wireless earbuds for $20. They're solid. Price is not an obstacle when you're blasting religious slop videos out of a $2000 smartphone at 6am on the A Train.
The gravitational pull from Hell is just too much for Mitch McConnell
October 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The gravitational pull from Hell is just too much for Mitch McConnell
Why is everyone suddenly installing toilet paper underhand? I feel like I'm losing my mind
October 14, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Why is everyone suddenly installing toilet paper underhand? I feel like I'm losing my mind
Get so fucking real.
October 5, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Get so fucking real.
Name one concept in these videos that portrays anything in opposition to the last 200 years of policing in the United States
One thing that comes through awfully clearly in these ICE videos is how many of these goons gravitated toward the job because being able to assault people with impunity is a big thrill for them.
October 4, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Name one concept in these videos that portrays anything in opposition to the last 200 years of policing in the United States
To be fair, 4 years in prison for a wealthy celebrity is basically the death penalty.
NEW YORK (AP) — Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs sentenced to 4 years and 2 months in prison in case involving sex workers, violence and ‘freak-offs’.
October 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
To be fair, 4 years in prison for a wealthy celebrity is basically the death penalty.
Pritzker is either full of shit like virtually every other Democrat, or he has no control over his own police force. Not sure which is worse. Care to chime in @govpritzker.illinois.gov?
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Illinois state police in riot gear showing up to Broadview ICE facility.
October 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Pritzker is either full of shit like virtually every other Democrat, or he has no control over his own police force. Not sure which is worse. Care to chime in @govpritzker.illinois.gov?
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Jimmy Fallon only hits two things: The Bottle and The Ground.
October 3, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Jimmy Fallon only hits two things: The Bottle and The Ground.
There is absolutely nothing more pathetic than seeing someone over thirty posting some shit like "comfort read!" and it's a picture of a fucking Harry Potter book
September 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
There is absolutely nothing more pathetic than seeing someone over thirty posting some shit like "comfort read!" and it's a picture of a fucking Harry Potter book
Now @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social gets to perp walk him back to New Jersey
BREAKING: Mayor Eric Adams is dropping out of New York City's mayoral race. nypost.com/2025/09/28/u...
Exclusive | Eric Adams drops out of NYC mayoral race amid increasing pressure: ‘I know I cannot continue my campaign’
Adams — who repeatedly vowed to stay in the race despite being in a distant fourth place in the polls — dropping out now gives Cuomo a boost against his socialist rival.
nypost.com
September 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Now @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social gets to perp walk him back to New Jersey