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It’s either a great troll or yet another sad snap shot of this incredibly stupid moment in history. Hey, Why not both?
It’s either a great troll or yet another sad snap shot of this incredibly stupid moment in history. Hey, Why not both?
Fact check: Is Mamdani introducing Arabic numerals to New York schools?
Arabic numerals are simply the digits 0 through 9—the standard number symbols used in every classroom in the United States.
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November 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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It’s either a great troll or yet another sad snap shot of this incredibly stupid moment in history. Hey, Why not both?
It’s either a great troll or yet another sad snap shot of this incredibly stupid moment in history. Hey, Why not both?
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Seeing someone call for a reissue of Fitz of Depression records is the GOOD kind of shocking news I’d like to see on this site for a change
Obscure ’90s music is all over the algorithm these days, and yet countless bands fall through the cracks. Here's a list of artists in serious need of reissues.
Bands Left Behind By Streaming
Reissue these bands, please.
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November 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Seeing someone call for a reissue of Fitz of Depression records is the GOOD kind of shocking news I’d like to see on this site for a change
I’m bummed G&L went out of business. I think musicman stingrays are the closest comparison to the G&L bass, but I find there’s this tacky upper mids sound that’s very unappealing and impossible to tame with the tone knob without making the tone too dark. Hope I don’t lose or break my three G&Ls.
November 20, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I’m bummed G&L went out of business. I think musicman stingrays are the closest comparison to the G&L bass, but I find there’s this tacky upper mids sound that’s very unappealing and impossible to tame with the tone knob without making the tone too dark. Hope I don’t lose or break my three G&Ls.
It’s probably pointless to share this with anyone that has not been on r/jazzcirclejerk, but this post lives rent free in my head and I love that.
November 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
It’s probably pointless to share this with anyone that has not been on r/jazzcirclejerk, but this post lives rent free in my head and I love that.
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
Halloween band idea: Fleetwood Gak. Fleetwood Mac songs about 90’s era Nickelodeon shows. Everyone gets slimed.
November 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Halloween band idea: Fleetwood Gak. Fleetwood Mac songs about 90’s era Nickelodeon shows. Everyone gets slimed.
I got my heater cleaned yesterday. I was sitting in my living room, which is right over my heater and just hear whispered shock and disgust about my heater while “pink pony club” played on their Bluetooth speaker as they work. they wrapped up and were like “it looks great. 96% efficiency”
November 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I got my heater cleaned yesterday. I was sitting in my living room, which is right over my heater and just hear whispered shock and disgust about my heater while “pink pony club” played on their Bluetooth speaker as they work. they wrapped up and were like “it looks great. 96% efficiency”
Be there for your friends. otherwise they’ll get a new friend that’s kinda like you, but better, and then together they will refer to you as the Temu version of the new friend.
November 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Be there for your friends. otherwise they’ll get a new friend that’s kinda like you, but better, and then together they will refer to you as the Temu version of the new friend.
onlystans.bandcamp.com/album/2uality
Going 2 Hell did an album release show for this record in February, and now, in October, the record is done and on bandcamp.
Going 2 Hell did an album release show for this record in February, and now, in October, the record is done and on bandcamp.
2uality, by Going 2 Hell
10 track album
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October 31, 2025 at 3:43 AM
onlystans.bandcamp.com/album/2uality
Going 2 Hell did an album release show for this record in February, and now, in October, the record is done and on bandcamp.
Going 2 Hell did an album release show for this record in February, and now, in October, the record is done and on bandcamp.
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Perfect morning for coffee…but when isn’t it lol!
October 28, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Perfect morning for coffee…but when isn’t it lol!
I’m shocked there hasn’t been a harsh noise band / metal band called Scrotal Sacrilege yet.
October 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I’m shocked there hasn’t been a harsh noise band / metal band called Scrotal Sacrilege yet.
Last night, I explained Tren / being geared and called it “Gym Goblin talk for steroids”. Then had a sudden realization that Jim Goblin would be an amazing name for a public official.
“I’m Jim Goblin, and I’m running for US Senate”
“I’m Jim Goblin, and I’m running for US Senate”
October 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Last night, I explained Tren / being geared and called it “Gym Goblin talk for steroids”. Then had a sudden realization that Jim Goblin would be an amazing name for a public official.
“I’m Jim Goblin, and I’m running for US Senate”
“I’m Jim Goblin, and I’m running for US Senate”
My wife made some “Witch Finger” sugar cookies. It’s tubular sugar cookies with an almond for the finger nail. She also tucked some pretzel sticks inside so you get a snap when you bite. They’re good, but the pretzel snap just makes shudder. Broken finger PTSD I guess.
October 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
My wife made some “Witch Finger” sugar cookies. It’s tubular sugar cookies with an almond for the finger nail. She also tucked some pretzel sticks inside so you get a snap when you bite. They’re good, but the pretzel snap just makes shudder. Broken finger PTSD I guess.
I had my annual checkup today and the nurse and my doctor both offered me a hep B vaccine and a flu shot in the same way that someone offers you weed at a party.
October 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I had my annual checkup today and the nurse and my doctor both offered me a hep B vaccine and a flu shot in the same way that someone offers you weed at a party.
Little game you can play with yourself this Halloween. Replace ghost with “dead guy”.
-Dead guy busters
-Casper: the friendly dead guy
-The dead guy of Paul Revere
-The dead guy of Christmas Present
-Dead Guy (romance movie with Patrick swayze and Demi Moore)
-Dead guy busters
-Casper: the friendly dead guy
-The dead guy of Paul Revere
-The dead guy of Christmas Present
-Dead Guy (romance movie with Patrick swayze and Demi Moore)
October 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Little game you can play with yourself this Halloween. Replace ghost with “dead guy”.
-Dead guy busters
-Casper: the friendly dead guy
-The dead guy of Paul Revere
-The dead guy of Christmas Present
-Dead Guy (romance movie with Patrick swayze and Demi Moore)
-Dead guy busters
-Casper: the friendly dead guy
-The dead guy of Paul Revere
-The dead guy of Christmas Present
-Dead Guy (romance movie with Patrick swayze and Demi Moore)
I want to make a musical Where’s Waldo project where every song has a single push/pull record scratch somewhere in the mix.
October 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I want to make a musical Where’s Waldo project where every song has a single push/pull record scratch somewhere in the mix.
It’s become our band’s love language
October 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
It’s become our band’s love language
Baby steps is the katamari damacy of the 2020’s.
October 3, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Baby steps is the katamari damacy of the 2020’s.
A coworker of mine was talking about putting up an ad to get a new roommate. I sent him this Craig’s list ad from 10 years ago that I like quoting occasionally.
October 1, 2025 at 2:51 AM
A coworker of mine was talking about putting up an ad to get a new roommate. I sent him this Craig’s list ad from 10 years ago that I like quoting occasionally.
Helping with album art talk.
September 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Helping with album art talk.
eternal.tv
I’m addicted to this.
I’m addicted to this.
Eternal Family | Unique Streaming Entertainment
Eternal Family is an offbeat streaming platform presenting hidden gems from the past and surreal entertainment.
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September 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
eternal.tv
I’m addicted to this.
I’m addicted to this.
Apparently the New Paul Thomas Anderson, One Battle After Another, has player skins in Fortnite.
September 14, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Apparently the New Paul Thomas Anderson, One Battle After Another, has player skins in Fortnite.
Not sure why I keep thinking about my intro to lit class in college tonight. Specifically Hamlet. A bro-y guy, when asked about the over all plot said, “I just don’t get it. If I was Hamlet, and I was torn up about my dad, I’d just go out, get laid, get drunk and party. And then I’d be over it”
September 14, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Not sure why I keep thinking about my intro to lit class in college tonight. Specifically Hamlet. A bro-y guy, when asked about the over all plot said, “I just don’t get it. If I was Hamlet, and I was torn up about my dad, I’d just go out, get laid, get drunk and party. And then I’d be over it”
Just saw Weapons. Showed up on time, but the theater started 5 minutes early. Found my seat in the dark. 30 minutes in, had the thought of needing to use the bathroom, which snowballed for the remaining 90 minutes. Credits roll, people to my left have their feet out, so I get up and go right.
August 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Just saw Weapons. Showed up on time, but the theater started 5 minutes early. Found my seat in the dark. 30 minutes in, had the thought of needing to use the bathroom, which snowballed for the remaining 90 minutes. Credits roll, people to my left have their feet out, so I get up and go right.