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Court Ordered Best Friend
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Stephen Anson. Evan Manson.
It’s probably pointless to share this with anyone that has not been on r/jazzcirclejerk, but this post lives rent free in my head and I love that.
November 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
It’s become our band’s love language
October 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
October 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
A coworker of mine was talking about putting up an ad to get a new roommate. I sent him this Craig’s list ad from 10 years ago that I like quoting occasionally.
October 1, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Helping with album art talk.
September 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I’m not sure if this is real, but it is hilarious
September 14, 2025 at 4:39 AM
May 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Pretty intense name for a Pokémon go avatar, but it did give me an idea for a cover band called Girth Wind and Fire or Girth Crisis.
May 4, 2025 at 2:21 AM
April 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I’m, no cap, the most based uncle Ohio skibbity.
April 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
April 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
April 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
April 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
April 16, 2025 at 1:28 PM
She’s grown bored of these toys.
April 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
First of all, he licked all the windows.
April 10, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Made it through surgery great!
April 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
April 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
April 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Going 2 Hell had the same issue. The best we could do was let people touch our band’s mascot’s disgusting, real-human-hair beard.
April 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
March 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
March 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Rolling. In. It. Bae-bae.
March 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
March 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
March 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM