robin 🐧
@scram-fellas.bsky.social
nb dyke (they/them)
place for short short stories + observations in my little life
place for short short stories + observations in my little life
And here's some CA DMV Handbook poetry I made
September 17, 2025 at 4:24 AM
And here's some CA DMV Handbook poetry I made
Sorry teacher I was late for class because the demon bus portaled us to the toxic sea again :/
September 17, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Sorry teacher I was late for class because the demon bus portaled us to the toxic sea again :/
CA DMV Handbook is so funny
September 17, 2025 at 4:22 AM
CA DMV Handbook is so funny
Interesting that people from older generations offer up the racial info of ppl they are telling a story about when it doesn't add anything relevant to the whole of the story.
Indulgent description is for George R. R. Martin to describe stew, and not for random people.
Indulgent description is for George R. R. Martin to describe stew, and not for random people.
August 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Interesting that people from older generations offer up the racial info of ppl they are telling a story about when it doesn't add anything relevant to the whole of the story.
Indulgent description is for George R. R. Martin to describe stew, and not for random people.
Indulgent description is for George R. R. Martin to describe stew, and not for random people.
Letterboxd becomes a whole different monster if you're a completionist.
July 30, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Letterboxd becomes a whole different monster if you're a completionist.
Vacuum Adventure Series
July 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Vacuum Adventure Series
The nicotine dreams get stranger and stranger. Lana Del Rey needs to write an atmospheric song about sleeping with a nicotine patch on.
July 29, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The nicotine dreams get stranger and stranger. Lana Del Rey needs to write an atmospheric song about sleeping with a nicotine patch on.
The trans athletes issue is so stupid because my MAGA mom was literally like, "Women's sports aren't real" and "Women's sports are a joke" until it became a MAGA issue. And now she suddenly cares about women's sports?? Please.
July 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The trans athletes issue is so stupid because my MAGA mom was literally like, "Women's sports aren't real" and "Women's sports are a joke" until it became a MAGA issue. And now she suddenly cares about women's sports?? Please.
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I'm a card-carrying gold star lesbian.
And like, who doesn't want to date a girl with a Costco membership?
🤩 😍 🤩
And like, who doesn't want to date a girl with a Costco membership?
🤩 😍 🤩
March 31, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I'm a card-carrying gold star lesbian.
And like, who doesn't want to date a girl with a Costco membership?
🤩 😍 🤩
And like, who doesn't want to date a girl with a Costco membership?
🤩 😍 🤩
Very important clues. Time to launch a full-scale investigation.
July 13, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Very important clues. Time to launch a full-scale investigation.
Put a gold butterfly in my hair 🦋
July 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Put a gold butterfly in my hair 🦋
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everyone looooves a public universal friend but me? i'm more looking for a private bespoke enemy
July 10, 2025 at 9:58 AM
everyone looooves a public universal friend but me? i'm more looking for a private bespoke enemy
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my favorite makeup tip, from one @scram-fellas.bsky.social, is to take just a teeny bit of liquid lipstick and smear it under the eyes to look hard af
June 29, 2025 at 4:28 AM
my favorite makeup tip, from one @scram-fellas.bsky.social, is to take just a teeny bit of liquid lipstick and smear it under the eyes to look hard af
I'm having that BRAT diet (Banana, rice, apple, toast) because of my tummy issues. Charli would be proud.
July 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I'm having that BRAT diet (Banana, rice, apple, toast) because of my tummy issues. Charli would be proud.
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shoutout to the talented and wonderful @scram-fellas.bsky.social for the new pfp!!
May 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
shoutout to the talented and wonderful @scram-fellas.bsky.social for the new pfp!!
Trump attacked Federal Funding for Libraries.
We need Americans like you to take action today!
Please sign and share the petition before it's too late!
action.everylibrary.org/eoimls2025 via @everylibrary.bsky.social
We need Americans like you to take action today!
Please sign and share the petition before it's too late!
action.everylibrary.org/eoimls2025 via @everylibrary.bsky.social
PETITION: Stop Trump's E.O. Attacks on Federal Funding for Libraries
In a new executive order, President Trump has targeted the Institute of Museum and Library Services (IMLS), the federal agency charged with distributing congressionally approved funds to state librari...
action.everylibrary.org
March 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Trump attacked Federal Funding for Libraries.
We need Americans like you to take action today!
Please sign and share the petition before it's too late!
action.everylibrary.org/eoimls2025 via @everylibrary.bsky.social
We need Americans like you to take action today!
Please sign and share the petition before it's too late!
action.everylibrary.org/eoimls2025 via @everylibrary.bsky.social
Poll: Would President Brie Cheese Wheel, 4.5 Ounce be a better head of state than Trump?
March 7, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Poll: Would President Brie Cheese Wheel, 4.5 Ounce be a better head of state than Trump?
Y'all the only separation we need when it comes to bathrooms is whether people are trying to pee, or are trying to do drugs and hook up.
#bathroomlines but it's really #bathroomlinesofcocaine
#bathroomlines but it's really #bathroomlinesofcocaine
March 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Y'all the only separation we need when it comes to bathrooms is whether people are trying to pee, or are trying to do drugs and hook up.
#bathroomlines but it's really #bathroomlinesofcocaine
#bathroomlines but it's really #bathroomlinesofcocaine
But imagine if the claw controllers could come off and you open them up and there's charging cords and wrist straps and a little cleaning device that looks like a little crab fork
January 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
But imagine if the claw controllers could come off and you open them up and there's charging cords and wrist straps and a little cleaning device that looks like a little crab fork
