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Any time I'm mildly inconvenienced
August 17, 2023 at 7:19 AM
Any time I'm mildly inconvenienced
We need to ban opinions
August 11, 2023 at 5:09 AM
We need to ban opinions
Just asked my cats if they were "being weird."
August 11, 2023 at 4:37 AM
Just asked my cats if they were "being weird."
I don't think Uber understand the importance of this code
August 10, 2023 at 4:45 AM
I don't think Uber understand the importance of this code
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i take it back the free market kicks ass
August 6, 2023 at 8:32 PM
i take it back the free market kicks ass
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Sleepy boy
August 6, 2023 at 8:19 PM
Sleepy boy
Jesus, there are like 37 Mr. Hero's within a 10-mile radius of my house and UberEats has the chosen one downtown. My streak of regrettable UberEats orders continues. It's probably in the 100's but I'll never learn because I'm a dumb dumb.
August 6, 2023 at 6:19 AM
Jesus, there are like 37 Mr. Hero's within a 10-mile radius of my house and UberEats has the chosen one downtown. My streak of regrettable UberEats orders continues. It's probably in the 100's but I'll never learn because I'm a dumb dumb.
There's too many days. We have like fuckin 300+ days every year. That's bullshit. I can't handle that many days every single year. As president, I would cut that shit.
August 3, 2023 at 5:21 AM
There's too many days. We have like fuckin 300+ days every year. That's bullshit. I can't handle that many days every single year. As president, I would cut that shit.
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Mfw Popeye's is out of the spicy chicken sandwiches
July 30, 2023 at 8:10 AM
Mfw Popeye's is out of the spicy chicken sandwiches
He just meowed "come play with me."
July 29, 2023 at 2:26 AM
He just meowed "come play with me."
Half tree the size of a whole tree down across the street.
July 20, 2023 at 11:57 PM
Half tree the size of a whole tree down across the street.
I need to finally grow up and get a queen-size bed so my cats have enough room to sleep
July 17, 2023 at 3:05 AM
I need to finally grow up and get a queen-size bed so my cats have enough room to sleep
I can't find my good boy Nelson anywhere! If any of you find him, please tell him I miss him!
July 7, 2023 at 4:19 AM
I can't find my good boy Nelson anywhere! If any of you find him, please tell him I miss him!
All good, guys. Turns out my doordash driver just has one more stop before he delivers my food next Thursday.
July 5, 2023 at 3:30 AM
All good, guys. Turns out my doordash driver just has one more stop before he delivers my food next Thursday.