Day 21 of posting cool mushrooms every day:

The Bleeding Tooth fungus (Hydnellum peckii) has both teeth on its underside and "blood" on its top!

The "blood" is extracellular fluid, which is squeezed out when the fungus absorbs water, increasing pressure until the red fluid is squeezed out!

Is Gladiator 2 worth seeing in theaters? I feel like it was better live.

doctor: make sure you drink plenty of fluids

me: that’s literally all i drink

Kid: *breaks a branch off a tree*

Tree: ok what the fuck

Kid: *starts hitting the tree with the branch*

Tree: OK WHAT THE FUCK

virus: i’m inside you, what are you gonna do about it

body: get really hot

virus: lol ok

body: *takes off glasses*

virus: what’s that supposed to do

body: now i can’t see you

virus: this is incongruous to the start of the joke

body: give me a break i feel like shit

What percentage of a Nature Valley cereal bar actually ends up in you mouth? My guess: 62%

Etymology of the day: to be ‘blowing a hoolie’ (or ‘hooley’) was probably inspired by the Orkney word ‘hoolan’, a howling gale, with a touch of the ‘hooley’ that is a very noisy party thrown in.

i saw a copy of a real estate licensing exam and it was just questions like “can you find all the rooms in a house?” and “are you familiar with cupboards?”

Honestly the way “the media” is tut-tutting about Bluesky must mean everyone on here is doing something right.