Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear
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Hanging out in my living room on the Internet. Please be (un)cool enough to hang out here.
Interactions set to follows-only often. I vet/add followers regularly.
If you're not into pro wrestling, you should mute this emoji: 🤼♂
PHRASING! 🤼
November 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
PHRASING! 🤼
My October movie list ended up being too long to do alt text of the screenshot of, because I've got problems and my spouse indulges them most of the time, but here are screenshots of some of my favorite first-time watches from this year, and some of my favorite re-watches from this year.
November 1, 2025 at 12:31 PM
My October movie list ended up being too long to do alt text of the screenshot of, because I've got problems and my spouse indulges them most of the time, but here are screenshots of some of my favorite first-time watches from this year, and some of my favorite re-watches from this year.
Agreed.
October 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Agreed.
I'm not breaking this down to 10 films. This also isn't everything I watched, just the non-documentary stuff I liked enough to list without finding major faults with it while watching it, or realizing they were there after the fact.
October 3, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I'm not breaking this down to 10 films. This also isn't everything I watched, just the non-documentary stuff I liked enough to list without finding major faults with it while watching it, or realizing they were there after the fact.
And lest anyone doubt my feelings about Stat, or how long I've had 'em...
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September 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
And lest anyone doubt my feelings about Stat, or how long I've had 'em...
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It gets crowded on these things pretty quickly.
September 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
It gets crowded on these things pretty quickly.
This may be the most beautiful baseball card I've ever seen in my life, and I've seen a lot of baseball cards.
September 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
This may be the most beautiful baseball card I've ever seen in my life, and I've seen a lot of baseball cards.
In my home, there is always time for Klax!
(I have at least 3 other ports of it, and I'm pretty sure I used to have the NES version, too. Never had SNES, though.)
(I have at least 3 other ports of it, and I'm pretty sure I used to have the NES version, too. Never had SNES, though.)
September 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
In my home, there is always time for Klax!
(I have at least 3 other ports of it, and I'm pretty sure I used to have the NES version, too. Never had SNES, though.)
(I have at least 3 other ports of it, and I'm pretty sure I used to have the NES version, too. Never had SNES, though.)
it me
September 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
it me
This may be the first time I've ever typed this in 30 years of online, but lollllllllllll
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August 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This may be the first time I've ever typed this in 30 years of online, but lollllllllllll
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I had to look because it truthfully had been a minute, but...
August 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I had to look because it truthfully had been a minute, but...
Y'all wanna see some shit?
I'm in the waiting room at the doctor's office today (annual physical), look at the magazine rack, and look at what was at the top of it.
Spidey and Carol Danvers, released July 26th, 1977! I don't have that issue, either! I really should've asked how it got there.
I'm in the waiting room at the doctor's office today (annual physical), look at the magazine rack, and look at what was at the top of it.
Spidey and Carol Danvers, released July 26th, 1977! I don't have that issue, either! I really should've asked how it got there.
July 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Y'all wanna see some shit?
I'm in the waiting room at the doctor's office today (annual physical), look at the magazine rack, and look at what was at the top of it.
Spidey and Carol Danvers, released July 26th, 1977! I don't have that issue, either! I really should've asked how it got there.
I'm in the waiting room at the doctor's office today (annual physical), look at the magazine rack, and look at what was at the top of it.
Spidey and Carol Danvers, released July 26th, 1977! I don't have that issue, either! I really should've asked how it got there.
Since this one's up now, here's the final 23. Happy to tell people who are curious why I liked the cards in question, if anyone feels like they wanna ask.
July 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Since this one's up now, here's the final 23. Happy to tell people who are curious why I liked the cards in question, if anyone feels like they wanna ask.
If he's trying to stick to this, TK's probably like Beavis and Butt-Head in Buzzcut's sex ed class right now.
July 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
If he's trying to stick to this, TK's probably like Beavis and Butt-Head in Buzzcut's sex ed class right now.
For my own nerd behavior, I went in and counted everything, and it's 24 PWI-recognized world champions in total, stretching from Bob Backlund (first won 02/20/78) to Hirooki Goto (first won 02/11/25). A lot of you have me downright murdered in sheer numbers, but it's still fun to think about.
July 8, 2025 at 10:47 AM
For my own nerd behavior, I went in and counted everything, and it's 24 PWI-recognized world champions in total, stretching from Bob Backlund (first won 02/20/78) to Hirooki Goto (first won 02/11/25). A lot of you have me downright murdered in sheer numbers, but it's still fun to think about.
SHIT NO!
July 7, 2025 at 10:28 PM
SHIT NO!
Runner-up, because hearing it for the first time made me feel like literally anything was possible in music.
June 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Runner-up, because hearing it for the first time made me feel like literally anything was possible in music.
Maybe the single biggest influence on how I hear music, and would you believe that I've never owned a hard copy of this in any format? (Would like CD plz.)
June 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Maybe the single biggest influence on how I hear music, and would you believe that I've never owned a hard copy of this in any format? (Would like CD plz.)
YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT
June 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT
HUSS! HUSS! HUSS! HUSS! 🤼
June 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
HUSS! HUSS! HUSS! HUSS! 🤼
The Dreamcasts both work.
Identify the wrestlers, if you want.
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Identify the wrestlers, if you want.
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June 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The Dreamcasts both work.
Identify the wrestlers, if you want.
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Identify the wrestlers, if you want.
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I made the mistake of looking at AbeBooks after I added this to my extended to-read pile, but fuck it, I bought it to read.
June 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I made the mistake of looking at AbeBooks after I added this to my extended to-read pile, but fuck it, I bought it to read.
I can get it down to 30, with an honorable mention (I think Midsommar is a landmark film, but the amount of daylight in it makes me, a person with non-24 and concussion-related light sensitivity, deeply physically uncomfortable, so I don't know if I'll ever watch all of it again).
June 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I can get it down to 30, with an honorable mention (I think Midsommar is a landmark film, but the amount of daylight in it makes me, a person with non-24 and concussion-related light sensitivity, deeply physically uncomfortable, so I don't know if I'll ever watch all of it again).
Item #3: This is the first big 'un. Metal Gear Solid dog tags and laminate lanyard, promo items from E3 '98. I have to look for the laminate holder, but I may still have it.
SELL!
(I know what I said about Playstation memorabilia, but I meant that to be Playstation-specific, not individual games.)
SELL!
(I know what I said about Playstation memorabilia, but I meant that to be Playstation-specific, not individual games.)
June 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Item #3: This is the first big 'un. Metal Gear Solid dog tags and laminate lanyard, promo items from E3 '98. I have to look for the laminate holder, but I may still have it.
SELL!
(I know what I said about Playstation memorabilia, but I meant that to be Playstation-specific, not individual games.)
SELL!
(I know what I said about Playstation memorabilia, but I meant that to be Playstation-specific, not individual games.)