Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear
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Hanging out in my living room on the Internet. Please be (un)cool enough to hang out here.
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Poll time!
The choices are:
Am I being shadow-banned, possibly because I don't allow quotes and limit audience on replies?
Am I just a really bad poster?
The choices are:
Am I being shadow-banned, possibly because I don't allow quotes and limit audience on replies?
Am I just a really bad poster?
My cat really loves This Old House. Had the Insider live channel on overnight so she'd have something on the TV and it's as relaxed as I've seen her in a while.
(When she first got here, it was on a lot more than it is now, so it's familiar.)
(When she first got here, it was on a lot more than it is now, so it's familiar.)
November 11, 2025 at 11:58 AM
My cat really loves This Old House. Had the Insider live channel on overnight so she'd have something on the TV and it's as relaxed as I've seen her in a while.
(When she first got here, it was on a lot more than it is now, so it's familiar.)
(When she first got here, it was on a lot more than it is now, so it's familiar.)
I fell really far behind on new comics for a few years, and I'm gradually catching up on all the series I was ordering, down to the last two ongoings I fell behind on and a handful of mini-series.
Jed MacKay's Moon Knight is one of the two ongoings (when I'm reading it, I'll name the other).
(1/2)
Jed MacKay's Moon Knight is one of the two ongoings (when I'm reading it, I'll name the other).
(1/2)
November 11, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I fell really far behind on new comics for a few years, and I'm gradually catching up on all the series I was ordering, down to the last two ongoings I fell behind on and a handful of mini-series.
Jed MacKay's Moon Knight is one of the two ongoings (when I'm reading it, I'll name the other).
(1/2)
Jed MacKay's Moon Knight is one of the two ongoings (when I'm reading it, I'll name the other).
(1/2)
Hooray, I'm in the top 350 worldwide on MobilityWare online multiplayer Solitaire again (#349), and I just hit 23,000 wins, too.
November 11, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Hooray, I'm in the top 350 worldwide on MobilityWare online multiplayer Solitaire again (#349), and I just hit 23,000 wins, too.
Same, Charli, same.
November 11, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Same, Charli, same.
I like the part of pro wrestling where it's entirely possible that Maki Itoh could end up fighting The Warlord someday. 🤼
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I like the part of pro wrestling where it's entirely possible that Maki Itoh could end up fighting The Warlord someday. 🤼
Has anyone mashed up Alison Goldfrapp's "Strange Things Happen" and Chris Isaak's "Wicked Game" yet? Because they're more or less the same song.
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Has anyone mashed up Alison Goldfrapp's "Strange Things Happen" and Chris Isaak's "Wicked Game" yet? Because they're more or less the same song.
This is is also great fuckin' music.
Blue Is the Morning
YouTube video by Pink Breath of Heaven - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
This is is also great fuckin' music.
Starting to listen to my candidate list for favorite albums of the year on shuffle. Have narrowed down a couple already.
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Starting to listen to my candidate list for favorite albums of the year on shuffle. Have narrowed down a couple already.
Remembering when Barbara Mandrell was a big fuckin' deal.
November 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Remembering when Barbara Mandrell was a big fuckin' deal.
I don't say this all that often, but good for you, Kelly Clarkson.
Kelly Clarkson Says Ex-Manager Told Her to Get a Boob Job and She Fired Back: ‘Why Don’t You Get a D— Job?’
Kelly Clarkson shut down her ex-manager when he suggested she get a boob job to have a better career in the music industry.
variety.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I don't say this all that often, but good for you, Kelly Clarkson.
Wow, the world's short a legend tonight.
Love and strength to Jeanna's people.
Love and strength to Jeanna's people.
Performer Jeanna Fine Passes Away at 61
Performer Jeanna Fine has passed away at age 61, according to social media reports.
www.xbiz.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Wow, the world's short a legend tonight.
Love and strength to Jeanna's people.
Love and strength to Jeanna's people.
Someday, there's going to be a 12 part podcast series about Nixon Newell and Miranda Alize wanting more than 3 minutes. 🤼
November 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Someday, there's going to be a 12 part podcast series about Nixon Newell and Miranda Alize wanting more than 3 minutes. 🤼
Even when doing the little things, Kidd Bandit is doin' some shit you've never seen, as usual, and y'all should appreciate her in her time.
i made my korakuen hall debut today!
make sure to check out the full match alongside the first four matches of the event available for free on youtube!
#pwzero1
make sure to check out the full match alongside the first four matches of the event available for free on youtube!
#pwzero1
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Even when doing the little things, Kidd Bandit is doin' some shit you've never seen, as usual, and y'all should appreciate her in her time.
PHRASING! 🤼
November 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
PHRASING! 🤼
This is some good fuckin' music right here.
A Mansion in Darkness
YouTube video by King Diamond - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
This is some good fuckin' music right here.
My brain, despite having to do therapy almost immediately upon waking up, wanted to do this just now, so I'm doing it, and now you might be, too.
Maybe Tonight
YouTube video by Nicole Atkins - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
My brain, despite having to do therapy almost immediately upon waking up, wanted to do this just now, so I'm doing it, and now you might be, too.
Always share this.
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Always share this.
I've seen a lot of great movies this year, but Ganja & Hess might be the one. I don't think I've ever seen a film written and shot quite like it, and both leads (Duane Jones and Marlene Clark) are absolutely on fire in it.
What is the best movie not from this year that you’ve seen this year? Bonus points if you say why
November 10, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I've seen a lot of great movies this year, but Ganja & Hess might be the one. I don't think I've ever seen a film written and shot quite like it, and both leads (Duane Jones and Marlene Clark) are absolutely on fire in it.
Giving this a lot of play since I found out about it.
I'm not made of stone, y'know?
I'm not made of stone, y'know?
Sweet Oblivion - GeoffTate.com
Sweet Oblivion is an exciting new project featuring legendary former Queensryche and current Operation: Mindcrime singer Geoff Tate on lead […]
www.geofftate.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Giving this a lot of play since I found out about it.
I'm not made of stone, y'know?
I'm not made of stone, y'know?
The only thing I'll say about the Newell/Alize mess: no, they weren't in a "that doesn't work for me, brother" position and even those who are usually shouldn't do it, but yes, the time to introduce them was after the tag tournament wraps, as first challengers. 🤼
November 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
The only thing I'll say about the Newell/Alize mess: no, they weren't in a "that doesn't work for me, brother" position and even those who are usually shouldn't do it, but yes, the time to introduce them was after the tag tournament wraps, as first challengers. 🤼
Poll time!
The choices are:
Am I being shadow-banned, possibly because I don't allow quotes and limit audience on replies?
Am I just a really bad poster?
The choices are:
Am I being shadow-banned, possibly because I don't allow quotes and limit audience on replies?
Am I just a really bad poster?
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Poll time!
The choices are:
Am I being shadow-banned, possibly because I don't allow quotes and limit audience on replies?
Am I just a really bad poster?
The choices are:
Am I being shadow-banned, possibly because I don't allow quotes and limit audience on replies?
Am I just a really bad poster?
You know what I can't figure out or remember?
How the hell, in August of 1991, in the aftermath of Hurricane Bob, with all kinds of roads closed and shit, I knew how to get from I-95 in northern Connecticut to Bard College. I assume we had an atlas in the car, but what the fuck?
How the hell, in August of 1991, in the aftermath of Hurricane Bob, with all kinds of roads closed and shit, I knew how to get from I-95 in northern Connecticut to Bard College. I assume we had an atlas in the car, but what the fuck?
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
You know what I can't figure out or remember?
How the hell, in August of 1991, in the aftermath of Hurricane Bob, with all kinds of roads closed and shit, I knew how to get from I-95 in northern Connecticut to Bard College. I assume we had an atlas in the car, but what the fuck?
How the hell, in August of 1991, in the aftermath of Hurricane Bob, with all kinds of roads closed and shit, I knew how to get from I-95 in northern Connecticut to Bard College. I assume we had an atlas in the car, but what the fuck?
In this thread, please suggest films for people who've already watched Frankenstein (2025) this weekend to watch, instead of sitting on social media watching everyone yell at C-SPAN.
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
In this thread, please suggest films for people who've already watched Frankenstein (2025) this weekend to watch, instead of sitting on social media watching everyone yell at C-SPAN.
Is the Martian ambassador on Signal?
November 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Is the Martian ambassador on Signal?
Mortos interfered in a Mercedes match in Italy!
(Also of note: Mercedes defending one of her overseas belts outside of the UK. Glad to see her doing that.)
#GRAAR
🤼
(Also of note: Mercedes defending one of her overseas belts outside of the UK. Glad to see her doing that.)
#GRAAR
🤼
November 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Mortos interfered in a Mercedes match in Italy!
(Also of note: Mercedes defending one of her overseas belts outside of the UK. Glad to see her doing that.)
#GRAAR
🤼
(Also of note: Mercedes defending one of her overseas belts outside of the UK. Glad to see her doing that.)
#GRAAR
🤼