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I got curious, and there are 8 AEW originals (as in "worked for the company by Double or Nothing '19") who have never had a belt there:
Angelico
Brandon Cutler
Evil Uno
Kip Sabian
Trent Beretta
Emi Sakura
Penelope Ford
Yuka Sakazaki
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Angelico
Brandon Cutler
Evil Uno
Kip Sabian
Trent Beretta
Emi Sakura
Penelope Ford
Yuka Sakazaki
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February 12, 2026 at 3:33 AM
I got curious, and there are 8 AEW originals (as in "worked for the company by Double or Nothing '19") who have never had a belt there:
Angelico
Brandon Cutler
Evil Uno
Kip Sabian
Trent Beretta
Emi Sakura
Penelope Ford
Yuka Sakazaki
🤼
Angelico
Brandon Cutler
Evil Uno
Kip Sabian
Trent Beretta
Emi Sakura
Penelope Ford
Yuka Sakazaki
🤼
Chaotic night of wrestling, and I didn't even see the Kenny/Swerve segment!
Good to watch it with y'all. 🤼
Good to watch it with y'all. 🤼
February 12, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Chaotic night of wrestling, and I didn't even see the Kenny/Swerve segment!
Good to watch it with y'all. 🤼
Good to watch it with y'all. 🤼
Well, they did it! Look at how happy Thekla just looked!
Feel for Stat, took her forever to get here, had one hell of a run, true all-timer, hopefully she's back on top relatively soon.
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Feel for Stat, took her forever to get here, had one hell of a run, true all-timer, hopefully she's back on top relatively soon.
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February 12, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Well, they did it! Look at how happy Thekla just looked!
Feel for Stat, took her forever to get here, had one hell of a run, true all-timer, hopefully she's back on top relatively soon.
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Feel for Stat, took her forever to get here, had one hell of a run, true all-timer, hopefully she's back on top relatively soon.
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Strap-assisted powerslam, that's like some Buzz Sawyer shit, hopefully without the drug problems and the shitty attitude! 🤼
February 12, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Strap-assisted powerslam, that's like some Buzz Sawyer shit, hopefully without the drug problems and the shitty attitude! 🤼
Wow, Danielson's opponent in the strap match lost his name as a stip of the match, apparently! 🤼
February 12, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Wow, Danielson's opponent in the strap match lost his name as a stip of the match, apparently! 🤼
I knew she was blading. 🤼
February 12, 2026 at 3:06 AM
I knew she was blading. 🤼
OMG THEKLA'S SO COOL 🤼
February 12, 2026 at 3:06 AM
OMG THEKLA'S SO COOL 🤼
Our friend Thekla and our pal Stat are about to beat the living shit out of each other, aren't they? 🤼
February 12, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Our friend Thekla and our pal Stat are about to beat the living shit out of each other, aren't they? 🤼
Hey, it's our pal Stat! 🤼
February 12, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Hey, it's our pal Stat! 🤼
It's our friend Thekla! 🤼
February 12, 2026 at 3:00 AM
It's our friend Thekla! 🤼
OH COME ON WITH THIS VIDEO PACKAGE HORSESHIT 🤼
February 12, 2026 at 2:57 AM
OH COME ON WITH THIS VIDEO PACKAGE HORSESHIT 🤼
Give us an hour overrun, you cowards! 🤼
February 12, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Give us an hour overrun, you cowards! 🤼
DON'T YOU HURT STOKE 🤼
February 12, 2026 at 2:52 AM
DON'T YOU HURT STOKE 🤼
They would've won it, but Rick Knox took 3 hours to start counting. 🤼
February 12, 2026 at 2:45 AM
They would've won it, but Rick Knox took 3 hours to start counting. 🤼
Tag division is fucking loaded. 🤼
February 12, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Tag division is fucking loaded. 🤼
Zay got some air, didn't he? 🤼
February 12, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Zay got some air, didn't he? 🤼
Good to see Myron! (This isn't just me being diplomatic, Myron's dope, but it's also me being diplomatic.) 🤼
February 12, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Good to see Myron! (This isn't just me being diplomatic, Myron's dope, but it's also me being diplomatic.) 🤼
OK, I'll take this, too. 🤼
February 12, 2026 at 2:34 AM
OK, I'll take this, too. 🤼
Price and Oliver? 🤼
February 12, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Price and Oliver? 🤼
HORSE COCK! 🤼
February 12, 2026 at 2:31 AM
HORSE COCK! 🤼
They should belt up Andrade. 🤼
February 12, 2026 at 2:30 AM
They should belt up Andrade. 🤼
Inevitable turn was inevitable. 🤼
February 12, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Inevitable turn was inevitable. 🤼
Hoping for Butcher & Blade as the mystery team.
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February 12, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Hoping for Butcher & Blade as the mystery team.
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Wait. Mox, you're like 6 weeks behind on NJPW kayfabe. Either that, or you think the new faction is so bad that you're ignoring it, I guess. 🤼
February 12, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Wait. Mox, you're like 6 weeks behind on NJPW kayfabe. Either that, or you think the new faction is so bad that you're ignoring it, I guess. 🤼