Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear
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They just said "nuts". 🤼
December 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
They just said "nuts". 🤼
The two worst dickheads in the pit just had a wrestling match. Can we watch something else now?
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December 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The two worst dickheads in the pit just had a wrestling match. Can we watch something else now?
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Come on, Chicago, start a "you're not Sting" chant. 🤼
December 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Come on, Chicago, start a "you're not Sting" chant. 🤼
I hope they have another ring apron to replace this one with, if only so the other wrestlers don't have to deal with the Axe Body Spray stank. 🤼
December 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I hope they have another ring apron to replace this one with, if only so the other wrestlers don't have to deal with the Axe Body Spray stank. 🤼
I can't think of a better time for Florence Pugh and Andrew Garfield to make a shocking return. 🤼
December 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I can't think of a better time for Florence Pugh and Andrew Garfield to make a shocking return. 🤼
I don't believe I'm gonna say this, but can Atticus Cogar win this? 🤼
December 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I don't believe I'm gonna say this, but can Atticus Cogar win this? 🤼
No, Nigel reminded me who should win this match. Eddie Kingston. 🤼
December 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
No, Nigel reminded me who should win this match. Eddie Kingston. 🤼
YES, WE KNOW THAT ART SCHOOL KID IS A TAG TEAM SPECIALIST WHO WAS TRAINED BY RICKY MORTON ON MOUNT EVEREST, SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT. 🤼
December 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
YES, WE KNOW THAT ART SCHOOL KID IS A TAG TEAM SPECIALIST WHO WAS TRAINED BY RICKY MORTON ON MOUNT EVEREST, SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT. 🤼
Wait...is that guy who just broke that other douchebag's jaw free tonight? How about having him win this? 🤼
December 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Wait...is that guy who just broke that other douchebag's jaw free tonight? How about having him win this? 🤼
Can Priscilla Kelly win this one somehow? 🤼
December 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Can Priscilla Kelly win this one somehow? 🤼
LET'S GO GIANT METEOR! 🤼
December 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
LET'S GO GIANT METEOR! 🤼
Finally, a respite from having to boo the end of matches before I have to boo the beginning of a match! 🤼
December 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Finally, a respite from having to boo the end of matches before I have to boo the beginning of a match! 🤼
I haven't been keeping close track of ROH, but where's Space Jesus tonight? 🤼
December 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I haven't been keeping close track of ROH, but where's Space Jesus tonight? 🤼
Also gonna come out and say it: Athena is the best wrestler in this match. 🤼
December 28, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Also gonna come out and say it: Athena is the best wrestler in this match. 🤼
Mercedes' hair is crazy good tonight. 🤼
December 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Mercedes' hair is crazy good tonight. 🤼
That was a really nice sequence outside the ring. 🤼
December 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
That was a really nice sequence outside the ring. 🤼
I hope we get a puppet spot in this. 🤼
December 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I hope we get a puppet spot in this. 🤼
Even if it could lead to some great comedy between Athena and the other one before the inevitable singles rematch between them, if Babes of Wrath lose here, we riot. 🤼
December 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Even if it could lead to some great comedy between Athena and the other one before the inevitable singles rematch between them, if Babes of Wrath lose here, we riot. 🤼
I love that they're leaning into this Sports Illustrated thing so hard. 🤼
December 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I love that they're leaning into this Sports Illustrated thing so hard. 🤼
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 🤼
December 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 🤼
Never change, Big Stoke. 🤼
December 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Never change, Big Stoke. 🤼
So we've talked about Knife Pervert. I think Ace Austin's available. How did Colten get hurt, and how far along is he in his recovery? 🤼
December 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
So we've talked about Knife Pervert. I think Ace Austin's available. How did Colten get hurt, and how far along is he in his recovery? 🤼
Do we have an over/under on Please Retire getting involved in the main yet? 🤼
December 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Do we have an over/under on Please Retire getting involved in the main yet? 🤼
That ramp sell by Austin Gunn was pretty good. 🤼
December 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
That ramp sell by Austin Gunn was pretty good. 🤼
Also: have been thinking about it this weekend, and poop joke or not, how have I not seen more people doing a double entendre with "number two company" for TNA? 🤼
December 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Also: have been thinking about it this weekend, and poop joke or not, how have I not seen more people doing a double entendre with "number two company" for TNA? 🤼