Scott Clevenger
@scottclevenger.bsky.social
Author. Co-host of The Slumgullion podcast. Hypocritical screenwriter. I write mean but funny movie reviews at Better Living Through Bad Movies: https://clevenger.substack.com
Very. She can't cook and tends to nag, but he says the sex is fanTAStic.
November 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Very. She can't cook and tends to nag, but he says the sex is fanTAStic.
It is. He calls the one in his lap "his wife".
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
It is. He calls the one in his lap "his wife".
shoes: the helmets of the feet
November 7, 2025 at 12:34 PM
shoes: the helmets of the feet
I really wish he hadn't grown it out into a mullet after high school.
November 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I really wish he hadn't grown it out into a mullet after high school.
No question, that would be an icebreaker.
November 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
No question, that would be an icebreaker.
It's always Do As I Say, Not What I Do with these hypocrites.
November 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
It's always Do As I Say, Not What I Do with these hypocrites.
WAVE THE MUSTARDY VEST!
November 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
WAVE THE MUSTARDY VEST!
If the Bible were literally true, like my relatives always insisted, then why don't you get a free woman with each McRib?
November 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
If the Bible were literally true, like my relatives always insisted, then why don't you get a free woman with each McRib?
GUY IN CROWD TO BUDDY: It’s going better than I thought…
November 3, 2025 at 2:58 AM
GUY IN CROWD TO BUDDY: It’s going better than I thought…
One is a mango, one is a womango, as God intended!
November 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
One is a mango, one is a womango, as God intended!