Pants Shittington
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I make dumb jokes that make me and probably only me laugh
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As a general concept, buying a majority of your players from one or two teams/academies can look a bit suspicious and naive.
But when those players are Caicedo, Palmer, Delap, Cucurella and Pedro? Guys, who gives a damn. These are all great purchases no matter where they came from.
But when those players are Caicedo, Palmer, Delap, Cucurella and Pedro? Guys, who gives a damn. These are all great purchases no matter where they came from.
July 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
As a general concept, buying a majority of your players from one or two teams/academies can look a bit suspicious and naive.
But when those players are Caicedo, Palmer, Delap, Cucurella and Pedro? Guys, who gives a damn. These are all great purchases no matter where they came from.
But when those players are Caicedo, Palmer, Delap, Cucurella and Pedro? Guys, who gives a damn. These are all great purchases no matter where they came from.
If Turnstile can write a pop album, there’s no reason Olivia Rodrigo can’t write a hardcore album.
June 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
If Turnstile can write a pop album, there’s no reason Olivia Rodrigo can’t write a hardcore album.
“Chelsea spent over a billion pounds just to win the Conference League”.
Honey, this is the first of many. Chelsea spent over a billion points to win all the trophies over the next 15 years.
Honey, this is the first of many. Chelsea spent over a billion points to win all the trophies over the next 15 years.
May 29, 2025 at 2:23 PM
“Chelsea spent over a billion pounds just to win the Conference League”.
Honey, this is the first of many. Chelsea spent over a billion points to win all the trophies over the next 15 years.
Honey, this is the first of many. Chelsea spent over a billion points to win all the trophies over the next 15 years.
It’s gonna hit like crack when rivals realize that a good portion the “billion pounds Chelsea spent to win the Conference League” hasn’t even come over to London yet. Players signing outside of the transfer window what kind of loophole is this?!
May 29, 2025 at 1:33 PM
It’s gonna hit like crack when rivals realize that a good portion the “billion pounds Chelsea spent to win the Conference League” hasn’t even come over to London yet. Players signing outside of the transfer window what kind of loophole is this?!
Just an absolutely delusional manager to pair perfectly with an absolutely delusional fanbase. Match made in heaven for arsenal.
May 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Just an absolutely delusional manager to pair perfectly with an absolutely delusional fanbase. Match made in heaven for arsenal.
Turns out the bad feeling in their tummy that Arteta was talking about was just a massive shit that they took on the pitch in Paris.
May 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Turns out the bad feeling in their tummy that Arteta was talking about was just a massive shit that they took on the pitch in Paris.
Hahaha this solidifying the 100% overlap of Packers fans and Trumpers hahaha
April 25, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Hahaha this solidifying the 100% overlap of Packers fans and Trumpers hahaha
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he definitely killed fewer people like 98% of popes and really that's all you can ask for rip buddy
April 21, 2025 at 8:08 AM
he definitely killed fewer people like 98% of popes and really that's all you can ask for rip buddy
We all know Trump is a total fucking loser but it’s pretty hilarious going from “I’ll end the Ukraine-Russia war in Day 1” to him walking away entirely, not 4 months in.
April 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
We all know Trump is a total fucking loser but it’s pretty hilarious going from “I’ll end the Ukraine-Russia war in Day 1” to him walking away entirely, not 4 months in.
Get fucked Maresca
April 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Get fucked Maresca
My admiration for Erin Cuthbert knows no bounds.
April 12, 2025 at 12:03 PM
My admiration for Erin Cuthbert knows no bounds.
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At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
April 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
Thinking that an 80 year old has millions of others’ long-term interests in mind is hilariously stupid.
April 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Thinking that an 80 year old has millions of others’ long-term interests in mind is hilariously stupid.
I know Arsenal has St. Tottingham’s Day, but what’s their name for when they officially start the “next year’s our year” storyline?
April 5, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I know Arsenal has St. Tottingham’s Day, but what’s their name for when they officially start the “next year’s our year” storyline?
It’s that time of the season where you see Arsenal beat themselves and their supporters slowly but surely fall into depression.
It will never get old.
It will never get old.
April 5, 2025 at 1:34 PM
It’s that time of the season where you see Arsenal beat themselves and their supporters slowly but surely fall into depression.
It will never get old.
It will never get old.
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turns out the United States was an incredible moneymaking engine that ran on wokeness
April 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
turns out the United States was an incredible moneymaking engine that ran on wokeness
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April 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Excited to see how the unforced economic crash is worsened by the (spins wheel) peruvian iguana foot virus in (rolls dice) three months as a result of medical misinformation spread by (pulls lever) robert f kennedy jr’s elle magazine girlfriend at (guides ouija board) gayle king’s bastille day party
April 3, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Excited to see how the unforced economic crash is worsened by the (spins wheel) peruvian iguana foot virus in (rolls dice) three months as a result of medical misinformation spread by (pulls lever) robert f kennedy jr’s elle magazine girlfriend at (guides ouija board) gayle king’s bastille day party
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I’ve taken the Senate floor and will speak for as long as I’m physically able to lift the voices of Americans who are being harmed and not being heard in this moment of crisis. Watch here:
Live: Speaking on Trump, Musk, and America’s Moral Moment on the Senate Floor | Senator Cory Booker
YouTube video by Senator Cory Booker
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March 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I’ve taken the Senate floor and will speak for as long as I’m physically able to lift the voices of Americans who are being harmed and not being heard in this moment of crisis. Watch here:
One of the circles of hell forces you to pick up something you dropped from the floor when you’re kinda still in motion so you can’t grip it and you have to go back again like 3 times in a row and just freaking focus for a second to actually get it except you never get it and it’s forever.
March 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
One of the circles of hell forces you to pick up something you dropped from the floor when you’re kinda still in motion so you can’t grip it and you have to go back again like 3 times in a row and just freaking focus for a second to actually get it except you never get it and it’s forever.
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In this News Brief, "Israel Kills Over 400 in 12 Hrs, Media Unsure if This Counts as Violating the 'Ceasefire'," we detail the struggle to continue framing Israel as a reluctant, defensive peace-seeking party despite its openly genocidal rhetoric and acts.
News Brief: Israel Kills Over 400 in 12 Hrs, Media Unsure if This Counts as Violating the 'Ceasefire'
Citations Needed is a podcast about the media, power, PR, and the history of bullshit. It is hosted by Nima Shirazi and Adam Johnson, and produced by Florence Barrau-Adams.
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March 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
In this News Brief, "Israel Kills Over 400 in 12 Hrs, Media Unsure if This Counts as Violating the 'Ceasefire'," we detail the struggle to continue framing Israel as a reluctant, defensive peace-seeking party despite its openly genocidal rhetoric and acts.
People ran Poch out of town.
March 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
People ran Poch out of town.
You mean to tell me that Arteta stormed out of his presser early because he failed to win anything again? Say it ain’t so.
March 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
You mean to tell me that Arteta stormed out of his presser early because he failed to win anything again? Say it ain’t so.
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must rock being a cybertruck guy. every time you pull up it’s like beep beep make way for the Ambassador of Divorce
March 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
must rock being a cybertruck guy. every time you pull up it’s like beep beep make way for the Ambassador of Divorce