Sam
scoobersnacks0.bsky.social
Sam
@scoobersnacks0.bsky.social
a muppet of a man

(he/they)
Rise and Grind baby! (The grind being the sound of rock on rock as I push the boulder up the hill once again)
June 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
No way my professor will think I'm using AI if I hand in bad Omegaverse fanfic instead of an essay
May 10, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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man i am just straight up not interested in people who will be perfectly okay in the next couple years moaning in public over and over and over again that we’re all cooked and doing nothing else. fuck off man! some of us have things to live for
February 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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This is not my beautiful circus. These are not my beautiful monkeys-
January 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
What a lovely evening! I'm fulfilling my body, mind, and spirit, and giving myself the rest i need!
*the prey animal that lives in my nervous system, holding a gun to my vagus nerve* That's nice. What do you think your mother's doing Right Now.
January 16, 2025 at 5:45 AM
"that's so cringe" you think you can hurt me? me, the man whos entire friend group has been developed because of a dnd campaign I played in my first year of theatre school? if you're gonna kneel at the god of respectability, at least figure out who's a heretic already before trying to convert.
December 11, 2024 at 12:16 AM
haunted by the narrative? no no no, I'm not gay
November 28, 2024 at 7:25 AM
why THE FUCK do malls play music in their public washrooms, don't they know I wanna poop in blissful silence on this hellish black friday week?
November 27, 2024 at 1:05 AM
People shouldn't be afraid of trans people being in washrooms. With the exception of me. I am committing crimes in the washrooms. Don't know what my being trans has to do with it, but still. Be worried.
November 22, 2024 at 3:04 AM
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I would like to speak up today for the trans community.

You see, I know a bit of what it’s like to be politically scapegoated. When Japan attacked Pearl Harbor in 1941, suddenly anyone in America who had any amount of Japanese ancestry became suspect. Politicians preyed upon ignorance and fear. /1
November 17, 2024 at 6:19 PM
rewatching howls moving castle. love howls dedication to wearing his sassy little earrings while in an active war zone.
November 17, 2024 at 6:36 AM
yugort
November 16, 2024 at 1:10 AM
There is a Great Evil Within Me and that's why I need a handful of chocolate chip directly from the bag even though it's past my bedtime
November 15, 2024 at 6:51 AM
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the deep state is forcing me to post
November 15, 2024 at 3:26 AM
what do you MEAN I'm supposed to "enjoy" my hobbies? what about how much I've been taught to Sell?
November 15, 2024 at 3:32 AM
what do you mean this is called a skeet
November 14, 2024 at 6:19 AM